Orcs and Humans

To: Magni of the Bronzebeards
You sir, have just missed the opportunity to work with elven magic 'cause of your greed. You little ones, it seems, are no better than the green skins that lust for elven magic.
 
To: Mugwump Anasterian Sunstrider of Quel'Thalas
From: King Magni of the Bronzebeards


Yer words sting, Mugwump. We told ya up front what we desired and then ya tell us that we were misleadin' ya. Then ya have the gall to call dwerrow greedy for askin' to trade. If ya did nae want to trade, ya ken have said that from the start. We'll be keepin' our weapons. This ain't somethin' we'll forget.

To: The human kingdoms
From: King Magni of the Bronzebeards


The pointy eared elves are too proud to deal with us dwerrow-folk. We will make ya the same offer. If ya ken spare a mage or two, we ken make ya some sort of weapon or armor.
 
To: Steamwheedle Cartel, Bronzebeard Clan
From: Warchief Black Hand
Subject: Regarding Item Purchases

Us horde factions may not have seem very interested so far, however this is not a snub, indeed we admire your craftsdwarfship and craftsgoblinship, we simply do not have much cash on us while moving about, we hope this will change later.

To the Steamwheedle Cartel in particular, please see our private communique.
 
Emperor Dagran Thaurissan looked in grim satisfaction as the orc's blade buried itself into head of his former court-scribe in the Ring of the Law. The idiot had made a mistake in wording of his message to goblings, while the orc had apperently been a scout of the clan raiding Stormwind controlled Redridge mountains that had made the mistake of travelling too close to Dark Iron lands. As High Justice Grimstone stood to announce the orc's next opponent, Dagran took another look at the answer he had received from goblings, and got an idea, thought his attention returned to the ring as the orc was facing three Dark Iron dwarves, former members of Thorium Brotherhood that had been captured during the battle of Thorium Point.

”How can I serve you, your Highness?” the treasurer knelt in front of Emperor's throne ”You are to count our treasury if we truly can pay for this... slight misunderstanding with Steamwheedle Cartel” Dagran said, ”But my lord” the Treasurer asked ”Was it not a mistake?” ”It was, but we can still use it for the better in the long run” Dagran answerd ”As you command, your Highness” the Treasurer said before leaving.

Treasurer returned few hours later to show his estimations to Emperor, who immediatly called the new court-scribe to write a new message to goblings

From: The court of Emperor Dagran Thaurissan of Dark Iron clan
To: Steamwheedle Cartel


It appears that there was a slight misunderstanding in the earlier message. However, in his infinite wisdom, Emperor Thaurissan sees this as a better arrangement and would seek to pay for Platinum membership. His highness also asks if the discount counts for the first delivery?
 
This is the 24 hour warning to get those orders in. It may run a little late though as the Capto Iugulum update is taking some time.
 
OOC: Okiez, I'm done, if there are any changes anyone who got my PM want, then please let me know soon. :)
 
The Steamwheedle Clan is sorry to announce that there seems to be a miscommunication. The Steamwheedle Clan will never SELL any of it's soldiers, but rather will only rent them out on a monthly basis (Unless, of course, another deal is struck.)

However, in light of that, Our Analysts realize that the prices we have established are Much TOO competitive, and will Revise them accordingly next turn. We apologize for the Inconvenience, especially to those who have struck deals with us. The Deals this turn are final, But, we will however, offer those who have struck deals with us, (Dark Iron, Stormwind, Blackrock Clan) a 2 year SILVER Membership in recompense, and the opportunity to renegotiate Next turn.

Thank you very much
Ratso Steamwheedle
 
To: King Magni
From: King Llane


We have heard that the Dwarves of Khaz Modan will smith the finest weaponry ever made by a mortal. In our struggle against the Orcish Hordes that now threaten the very security of the world, we would be willing to purchase one of these weapons in order to arm a Champion of Stormwind to defeat his foes.

On a similar note, we would like to invite the Dwarves to deliver the weapon to Stormwind itself, and perhaps they can visit the front lines, in order to better understand the dire situation we face. And, on the return to Ironforge, a pair of Stormwind Magi will accompany your ambassadors.

Signed, Llane Wrynn, King of Stormwind
 
I am back! Can someone give me the chapter so I can do my orders ASAP? Sorry, I just came back from my break :).
 
I am still working on the Capto Iugulum update. Once that is done, I will immediately begin work on the update here, so those remaining have approximately 2-4 hours at most to get your orders in.
 
To Gan'zulah of da Bloodscalp and Ana'thek of da Skullsplitter
From Mandokir of da Gurubashi


You two be cowards! Why ya not be sending troops ta fight da humans like ya promised? We swore an oath to da Horde ta fight, so dat we never have to worry about da humans killing us no more! Gurubashi trolls be fightin' and dying, and you both sit around and do nothin'! Instead of fightin' da humans, ya try ta kill da Darkspear for no reason, and now ya let dese filthy liddle Goblins take over TROLL land!!

NO MORE! We not gonna stand by, I not gonna stand by, and let dis happen!

I, Mandokir, Chieftain of da Gurubashi, hereby challenge you BOTH ta battle me in armed combat in da Gurubashi Arena at da same time! You win, da Gurubashi lands and trolls be yours ta command. But if I win, your tribes join da Gurubashi, for da greater good of all trolls. Ya not show up, den all trolls know what cowards ya truly are.


It's on, you uneducated troll cousin! Don't all know any good tactics to fight der 'umans?
 
Starting the update now, I won't be allowing any order revisions, but will still accept new order sets.
 
Orders in, sorry had a work proposal to do and lost track of the due date.
 
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