Presidential Hunger games

Young people overwhelmingly supported Obama last time around, not that it really matters thinking about sponsors. And again, Ron Paul's freaking ancient. If somebody parachuted an AK-47 down to him, the recoil'd kill him before he hit anyone.
 
In what world do you live on where Ron Paul has any youth support?

Well, for one we have GW here. If you don't think Ron Paul has any youth support, you should probably read a little more about him.

Ron Paul would probably win. He'd get really tired early on, and sit down. Everyone else would assume he died on his own, and leave him, but when there's only one person left, Paul would sneak up and get the survivor high on his legal weed. In their drugged state, Paul's opponent would then be finished off by Ron Paul's brave karate moves.
 
Johnson is probably the most fit of all of them, so he might have a shot in a straight battle to the death. But is he charming enough to get resources?
 
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