Presidential Hunger games

[Dachs]

Battle Royale is not even the same as Thunderdome. There is no way any of those students are as cool as Tina Turner, let alone Tina plus Mel plus Master Blaster plus plus cars. Battle Royale is just violence porn whereas Thunderdome is a nuanced commentary upon the nature of man and a modern day fable about the importance of keeping one's word.

Your eighties lolstalgia is showing.

 

[AlpsStranger]

lolstalgia

Oooh I'm keeping that.

*zips up backpack containing funny words*

 

[BvBPL]

Your eighties lolstalgia is showing.

Showing? I thought I had it out of my pants and was swinging it around, threatening to rub it in people's faces. I guess I need to step it up.

Two men enter...

 

[holy king]

 

[AlpsStranger]

Link to video.

 

[Borachio]

I remember that movie now - or bits of it. I'm not sure I want to, though.

 

[bhsup]

Showing? I thought I had it out of my pants and was swinging it around, threatening to rub it in people's faces. I guess I need to step it up.

Two men enter...

ONE MAN LEAVE! You, sir, are my hero for the day. 80s forever!!

Oh, and as for the OP, never discount the added bonus of demonic possession when death is on the line. Bachmann wins.

 

[Antilogic]

Gotta say, demonic possession seems a bit unfair here, but it gives crazy eyes a definite advantage.

 

[bhsup]

For the record, I am of course kidding about her being demonically possessed and I apologize to any of her supporters who thought i might be serious.

 

[GhostWriter16]

ONE MAN LEAVE! You, sir, are my hero for the day. 80s forever!!

Oh, and as for the OP, never discount the added bonus of demonic possession when death is on the line. Bachmann wins.

For the record, I am of course kidding about her being demonically possessed and I apologize to any of her supporters who thought i might be serious.

Well, yeah

Ron Paul would win because he'd be the only one who could bring a machine gun in without breaking his own principles

 

[sophie]

Ron Paul would win because he'd be the only one who could bring a machine gun in without breaking his own principles

The dude is ancient. He'd probably trip on a rock and break his hip within the first half hour.

 

[Leoreth]

Ron Paul would win because he'd be the only one who could bring a machine gun in without breaking his own principles

Using that line of reasoning Obama could bring a drone.

 

[Cutlass]

For the record, I am of course kidding about her being demonically possessed and I apologize to any of her supporters who thought i might be serious.

Not demon possessed maybe, she jsut worships them.

 

[CELTICEMPIRE]

Jimmy McMillan would win.

 

[Antilogic]

Jimmy McMillan would win.

Why isn't he in this poll? I'd think he'd have great chances to win the hunger game.

 

[Archbob]

It has to be hunger games and not Battle royal because the weapons the kids get are totally rigged. How the heck is a person with a trash can lid gonna win against someone who has an AK-47?

 

[Arwon]

Obama's apparently invisible so he wins.

 

[_random_]

McMillan, being a karate expert and all, would probably have a very good shot. Among those given, Obama's not only the most fit, but also the most charismatic, which would help him get sponsorship.

 

[GhostWriter16]

All the young people would support Paul though

 

[ZeletDude]

Obama would win, though as several have mentioned Bachmann's craziness could lead her to victory