Professor proves STICKS are the greatest Weapon

[King Phaedron]

Throughout all of Civilization, the Stick has been our greatest asset and weapon all along. There is a reason Dogs fetch them for us...

I really don't think you fully comprehend the grandeur of the almighty stick:

 

[amadeus]

Sticks are most effective when you can tell them where to stick it.

 

[Kyriakos]

Well, it was a significant development, to (first) use tools. Very few other creatures on the planet ever get to do that - and I am not sure if any other uses them routinely as weapons.

 

[Hygro]

He starts out sounding like hero quest brode sword guy and at some point he sounds like little finger trying to imitate jfk

 

[Ajidica]

I have no idea why, but the thread reminding me of the time Betty White was on Community.

 

[Kaitzilla]

I filed down a toothpick once until it was flat and razor thin.
Then I could clean out a usb-c port and charge my smartphone properly again.

Stick technology is great!

 

[Narz]

Probably more people have been killed w sticks than w guns over the course of human history.

 

[Gelion]

I thought possessing a fine stick was fairly outdated. I can now happily admit that I was wrong.

 

[Berzerker]

and god surrounded us with them

 

[amadeus]

You can keep your sticks. I’m going with the Convair Atlas missile.

Damn it, Bob. There were plenty of brand new bombs, but you had to go for that retro ‘50s charm.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

O-kay... that was one of his weirder videos.

My take on this is that he bought a new suit for a wedding or funeral and wore it in a video to justify the expense (since he usually wears medieval-era outfits in his videos).

Whether the video had to make sense was apparently optional.

 

[Snowygerry]

'Throughout history great knights have been toppled by ordinary sticks, but that does not make the stick greater than the knight.'

 

[Takhisis]

Throughout all of Civilization, the Stick has been our greatest asset and weapon all along.

Enkidu Warrior v. Tank, battle of the century.

the time Betty White was on Community