Random Rants 79: [Impassionating Intensifies]

[Lemon Merchant]

We actually chatted very nicely over 2 songs .

And hey, don't think so bad of me .

I'm not thinking badly of you. I was just offering a little advice. Most women like it when you look them in the eye.

Except for that woman in the picture that @Cutlass linked.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Their cheapest pair is $60, but it's also closer/more convenient to get to than Walmart. I'll keep that in mind, thanks.

Also see if you can snag one of their weekly flyers. They often include a card-shaped coupon worth $10 off your purchase (works both in-store and online). I used one to get my shoes back then.

 

[Farm Boy]

Everyone loves Hooters!

Whoops!

Spoiler I slipped :

 

[Synobun]

Also see if you can snag one of their weekly flyers. They often include a card-shaped coupon worth $10 off your purchase (works both in-store and online). I used one to get my shoes back then.

No flyers for my zip code.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Whoops!

Spoiler I slipped :

The proper caption for that would be:

INVIZIBUL SNOBORD

No flyers for my zip code.

You don't have a zip code! (unless Vancouver has separated since yesterday)

If you have a Mark's store nearby, they should be sending flyers to your area.

 

[Commodore]

One of my favorite people at work got fired out of the blue today. That sucks.

 

[cardgame]

Was it for vandalizing the company bathroom?

 

[Birdjaguar]

I bought Assassin's Creed China today for $3. I turned out to be WASD and keyboard arrows movement game. Terrible. Oh well.

 

[Commodore]

Was it for vandalizing the company bathroom?

I haven't acted on that yet. Still in the planning phase.

Apparently this coworker was fired because he made a bunch of small mistakes that I guess added up and management finally had enough. Sucks because he's a good guy.

 

[Lexicus]

So how do you explain the rest of the mammals?

My thoughts exactly

 

[Valka D'Ur]

My thoughts exactly

When I read the post that prompted my question, I was remembering the time when I was too late to stop a neighborhood tomcat from essentially raping and impregnating one of my cats (my grandmother let the cat out while she was in heat). Trust me, the tomcat had no interest in my female cat's breasts.

The resulting kittens did, though.

 

[rah]

But how do you know that the Tomcat wasn't originally attracted by her breasts.

 

[Snerk]

Today I had two terrific chances of bagging a delicious greylag goose and I squandered both of them. Pathetic. My cat told me that I was, and I quote, "a massive disappointment".

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Rant: I sneezed hard enough to knock myself off-balance. That's new.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

But how do you know that the Tomcat wasn't originally attracted by her breasts.

You're seriously asking CFCOT's resident cat lady this?

My cat was in heat. To a tomcat, females' breasts are irrelevant unless said tomcat is still a kitten younger than about 6 weeks old. Kittens of that age aren't looking for mates. All they're interested in is milk.

 

[rah]

I guess you didn't see the two laughing faces. IT WAS A JOKE. geeze.
And I've owned cats continuously for over 30 years so yeah, I know.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

I guess you didn't see the two laughing faces. IT WAS A JOKE. geeze.
And I've owned cats continuously for over 30 years so yeah, I know.

I'm not obliged to find things funny that to me are not funny. There really are people that ignorant about cats, so I take the opportunity to teach whenever it happens to come up.

 

[rah]

I guess next time I'll use 10 laughing faces.
Your teaching is not always appreciated since it can sometimes come off as condescension.

 

[EgonSpengler]

I had half of a meatball sub for lunch and the meatballs were kind of dry. I guess I'll just toss the other half. I'm not hungry anymore, so I guess it did the job.

 

[Snerk]

Why not save it for later? Throwing away food is something we should all try to minimise.