Random Rants 92 - Not Enough Snerk

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Indeed it did happen to Hedwig in OotP, but it's one of those things nobody seemed to have been looking for when, uhm, known Death Eaters were in contact with Hogwarts students just one book later.
 
Indeed it did happen to Hedwig in OotP, but it's one of those things nobody seemed to have been looking for when, uhm, known Death Eaters were in contact with Hogwarts students just one book later.
Strictly speaking, they were in contact one book earlier, in Goblet of Fire. Of course nobody among the adults believed the kids except for Sirius, and he spent that book living in a cave.
 
In this day and age how are fake tickets for an event that cost hundreds of pounds (?) a problem?

"In the lead-up to the [Champions League final], the turnstiles at the Liverpool end became blocked by thousands of fans who had purchased fake tickets which did not work in the turnstiles," [Uefa] explained.
For Glastonbury, which costs ~£200 (the Champions League final cannot be less than that can it?) the tickets have a hologram and a photo of the individual, and they have eliminated fake tickets and touts. What is the problem that a much bigger organisation like UEFA cannot fix the problem?
 
Answer 1 = The Union of European Football Associations is not run by Glastonbury !

Answer 2 = In general it is much harder for larger organisations to innovate.
 
I don't see how that would prevent anything. You could still make a fake ticket with a photo of the person and a shoddy hologram attempt or whatever, which still would not work. And you'd still have a ton of people at the gates with fake tickets.
 
I don't see how that would prevent anything. You could still make a fake ticket with a photo of the person and a shoddy hologram attempt or whatever, which still would not work. And you'd still have a ton of people at the gates with fake tickets.
As I understand it, to make any hologram you need some really expensive kit. So it will not completely prevent it, but it massively increases the bar to entry. The photo is more about stopping touts that fakes.
 
Not saying a real hologram, but rather some shiny image, just to pretend a minimum.
Whatever the case is, as long as the person buying it believes it's real (and who would buy a ticket if they believe it's fake?), you'll end up with people at the gates who'll be causing issues.
 
Not saying a real hologram, but rather some shiny image, just to pretend a minimum.
Whatever the case is, as long as the person buying it believes it's real (and who would buy a ticket if they believe it's fake?), you'll end up with people at the gates who'll be causing issues.
That is the point. A shiny image is easily distinguished by eye from a hologram, so as long as the buyer has a look at it they SHOULD be able to identify it as a fake.
 
Strictly speaking, they were in contact one book earlier, in Goblet of Fire. Of course nobody among the adults believed the kids except for Sirius, and he spent that book living in a cave.
Well, yes, but during The Goblet of Fire nobody officially knew that Sirius Black was in touch with them.
Answer 1 = The Union of European Football Associations is not run by Glastonbury !
It is possible that FIFA officials making extra on the side by selling the fake tickets themselves (as was proven in, say, the last two World Cups, when people were jailed for it) might also mean their turning a blind eye to UEFA officials doing the same.
 
People selling fake tickets on the internet to steal money? Oh noes, what is the world coming to?

Hmmm...I wonder if I could find a way to sell fake money on the internet. Nah, nobody would fall for that.
 
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Well, yes, but during The Goblet of Fire nobody officially knew that Sirius Black was in touch with them.
If you want to be official about it, nobody ever did since Sirius Black received a posthumous exoneration. He was never officially innocent while he was still alive (there are fanfic stories in which Sirius is rightfully angry that Dumbledore did nothing to get him out of Azkaban or even get him a trial).

Wasn't it at the end of Goblet of Fire that Dumbledore asked Sirius to start gathering the old Order of the Phoenix together, or was that a flashback at the start of OOtP?
 
It's at the end of G o F. Arabella Figg!
 
amazing things never ceasing . Some so called "lover" of mine supposedly in town . A lot of laughter , with the inevitable 15 years old who wants my backside kicked to teach me manners . He has yet found no time why those 17 years olds volunteering to do me in when ı was 35 are most unwilling and fervently looking for 17 year olds when they have themselves become 35 . Everything ı say should have been stupid , down to the reference that there is a minor but voluble segment of internet persons who claim some guy in the big city nearby was executed by the Police after he had raised his hands . A key member in local meth traffic in addition to selling women , if you are to believe the web , learns he will go to jail , makes the regular show , pulls out his gun , takes his girlfriend hostage , his pal comes up to "reason" with him , knowing very well that cellphones are out filming them . The moral being there might be times when people will decide they will get higher profits by not letting you people have your "show" ... Or you might even think New Turkey is sinking faster than you would think .

so let's have a guide on how things happen . There is the odd lot who have come believe am some sort of an heretic . As per the rules of their understanding from the concept of Jihad , all the women that belong to me are theirs , like when ı get beheaded or something . This forms the basis for the multitude of the famous . Everyone they can find pictures of in the internet , ı have had an affair with . Still surprised why there is no mention of me having an affair with Connelly , you know , movie just out ... (No , of course ı do not) When there is no picture or whatever , she becomes a relative , in the extended family . So , even if Americans would or would not bring Hollywood personalities , they would still capture women . Some apparently famous one , even if ı have only heard (even) a name is currently a most dangerous one . People could not decide whether it was my nonexistant Russian mistress or her who is currently fighting . You know , Eastern Ukraine these days . Even more incredibly she is reported as winning the entire war . Which naturally means she is no longer a relative ! Because she would improve my status !

and of course the thing that these things actually and really happen ...
 
Yes, but she's mentioned at the end of Goblet of Fire. And then she appears in person in the next book.
 
Yes, but she's mentioned at the end of Goblet of Fire. And then she appears in person in the next book.
Admittedly I've seen each of the movies 3-4 times, and only read the novels once.

I've actually read several novel-length HP fanfic stories more than once.
 
You've read the novels only once? This needs rectification.
 
You've read the novels only once? This needs rectification.
Some day, probably. Right now I've got two different Highlander novels on the go, and two new Ben Bova novels waiting for me (should really retrieve them from my mailbox; I got the delivery notification a week ago). There's a loooong Harry Potter fanfic that updates Tuesdays and Saturdays, so there will be a new chapter today (imagine if Hermione was sorted into Slytherin and Snape is her mentor... and her dad is a D&D enthusiast who thinks her adventures at Hogwarts are similar to dungeon-crawling, giving her a 50-foot length of rope and some other handy stuff so she could explore the castle). There's a companion short story in which Dr. Granger invites Hermione and her coven (that includes Harry, Neville, Luna, and Susan Bones - niece of Amelia Bones) over to play D&D. It's cute.
 
My itinenary for tomorrow: Metro, bus, flight, train, metro, metro, train, bus, bus, train, bus, ferry across the river styx.
In between a job interview and drinks with my ex.
That'll be a tough day.

At least Friday is easier: Bus, train, train, tram, tram, train, bus.
 
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