Random Rants 92 - Not Enough Snerk

[The_J]

Hey, this will save you time on watching Argentinian telenovelas, since this is way better!

 

[Birdjaguar]

ferry across the river styx.

Had it been the Mersey, I'd have posted a song for you.

 

[Takhisis]

Hey, this will save you time on watching Argentinian telenovelas, since this is way better!

Uhm, this is textbook damnation by faint praise.

 

[Synobun]

I can't wait until monarchies don't exist anymore.

Just in time for corporate oligarchs.

 

[Takhisis]

You can also have cartel oligarchs, or single-party oligarchs…

*realises cartels and political parties are corporations*

 

[Synobun]

My body has started tolerating potato less and less over the past two years. I think I've gotten to the point where I can't have it anymore. I was never really that big into potatoes, but it was at least well tolerated in the past and cheap to get. Meh.

 

[Takhisis]

So your body is rebelling against Dutchness even at the most basic of levels. How are you going to eat your mayonnaise without chips in it?

 

[Sarin]

My body has started tolerating potato less and less over the past two years. I think I've gotten to the point where I can't have it anymore. I was never really that big into potatoes, but it was at least well tolerated in the past and cheap to get. Meh.

My condolences. For me, potatoes are essential...

 

[Synobun]

So your body is rebelling against Dutchness even at the most basic of levels.

Well, that's nothing new. I've always hated waffles.

 

[Takhisis]

I've always hated waffles.

But, but, but, but


what is this i don't even

 

[Farm Boy]

Well, lesson to the wise. Stopping bleeding is hard 10 beers in. hand slipped off sill, window meeds replaced tomorrow.

 

[Snerk]

Well, that's nothing new. I've always hated waffles.

Waffles is one of the few things that make life worth living.

Well, lesson to the wise. Stopping bleeding is hard 10 beers in. hand slipped off sill, window meeds replaced tomorrow.

Ouch!

 

[Takhisis]

I was just thinking that Syn-san's ever-more-exaggerated anti-Dutchness is what, paradoxically, TVTropes would call flanderisation.

 

[Synobun]

I changed from a bristle brush to one with silicon nubs for cleaning the toilet. It is horrible. I'm going back to bristles ASAP.

 

[The_J]

Uhm, this is textbook damnation by faint praise.

Oh man, I wished it was...

 

[AmazonQueen]

Tropical Tutti Frutti Ice Cream. Possibly the worst ice cream flavour I have ever tasted and it totally drowned out the raspberries I had it with.
Don't ever let your mother do the shopping. They will only buy the inedible because it was a bargain.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Tropical Tutti Frutti Ice Cream. Possibly the worst ice cream flavour I have ever tasted and it totally drowned out the raspberries I had it with.
Don't ever let your mother do the shopping. They will only buy the inedible because it was a bargain.

Apparently sugarless ice cream exists and my grocery store carries at least one flavor of it.

I'm actually glad there's no room in my freezer, since I don't want to be tempted to try it.

I've been craving Slurpees, though.

 

[Takhisis]

Tropical Tutti Frutti Ice Cream. Possibly the worst ice cream flavour I have ever tasted and it totally drowned out the raspberries I had it with.
Don't ever let your mother do the shopping. They will only buy the inedible because it was a bargain.

There's so much I don't get here. Raspberries with ice-cream?
I haven't had tutti-frutti anything in over a decade so I don't remember the taste.
I share your sentiment regarding maternal purchasing habits. I've been locked up with mine since the pandemic started.

 

[AmazonQueen]

There's so much I don't get here. Raspberries with ice-cream?
I haven't had tutti-frutti anything in over a decade so I don't remember the taste.
I share your sentiment regarding maternal purchasing habits. I've been locked up with mine since the pandemic started.

I'm happy eating raspberries on their own but apparently thats not a proper dessert. Vanilla ice cream, creme fraiche or cream would all have been edible with them.
The taste of Tropical Tutti Frutti is best described as a combo of sickly and too sweet.

 

[Kyriakos]

Isn't digestion of something like fried potatoes quite a bit more taxing than other foods? I recall a case of someone who had part of his stomach removed, and fried potatoes was one of the foods he simply was no longer able to digest.