Random Rants LIV: I Took An Arrow In The Knee

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Am I the only one who can't stand facial hair?

I can stand it. But honestly I can't be bothered with it.

The simplest thing, I've found, is just to shave the lot off every day.

Though I have considered just letting the stuff grow as it will. Preferably as a long straggly white thing with a fork at the end. I could grow it long enough to take each end of the fork and tie them together behind my back.
 
Someone defended their opinion on a game's PvP rules by making a comparison to the war in Iraq. I think I may have the Carl Winslow twitch for a little while.:gripe:



It gets interesting when I can groom my mustache with my teeth.

You're going to have to lost what he said.
 
I am 20 and I can perfectly spend a month without shaving. I mean trimming. The snail pace of growth doesn't really bother me. :p
 
I'm 20 and it takes at least a week before the stubble grows to anything remotely worth shaving, not that I'd shave it at that point anyway...
 
I don't think it's either good or bad.
 
I hate my laptop. I can't play EUIV on it. When I start a new game, it loads the wrong part of the map, so ironically my nation and almost all regions known to it are Terra Incognita. And moving my armies around doesn't change a thing.
 
I was just given an informal three months notice of being made redundant :(

My job (as well as all others here) has been under threat for a long time but this looks like it is it. Formal notice will be one month to finish at the end of September.
 
I was just given an informal three months notice of being made redundant :(

My job (as well as all others here) has been under threat for a long time but this looks like it is it. Formal notice will be one month to finish at the end of September.

That's depressing news. Unless you hate your job, of course.

They don't generally give you any more notice than they have to, though. As people notoriously stop working, or stop working as conscientiously as they might, when they know the job's coming to an end. Still, maybe they're giving you as long as possible to find other work. What are the prospects for you?
 
Am I the only one who can't stand facial hair?

I had a good beard when I was like 19/20, but ever since I shaved it off years ago, I haven't been able to tolerate the scratchy feeling as a new one grows in, and have been clean shaven ever since.
 
Australia has cities? I thought you guys were still struggling with creating fire.
It's a penal colony, not a penal facility. The wardens allow them to use fire.
I had a good beard when I was like 19/20, but ever since I shaved it off years ago, I haven't been able to tolerate the scratchy feeling as a new one grows in, and have been clean shaven ever since.
The feeling eventually goes away.
 
I'm 22 and I would just let my facial hair grow all the way to the floor for all I cared. Alright, maybe not that extreme, but it doesn't matter much to me. My father keeps a nice clean beard and all, so why can't I? But of course everyone else in my family wants me clean shaven, though is can see their point - my facial hair is limited so I end up looking like a Taoist hermit or something.
 
You could get a blue arrow tattooed on your head and then audition for a part in M. Night Shyamalan's long-anticipated sequel to his first Avatar film.
 
Long anticipated is right. M. Night Shyamalan is like the Kanye West of film-making, he's the genius voice of a generation.
 
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