Random Rants LVI: Raving Mad

[GenMarshall]

6/10, would still complain about thread title

I thought its a tradition to do that .

 

[choxorn]

It is.

 

[gay_Aleks]

It's an alternative to the "subbed" post.

 

[Civ'ed]

Rant: Am 99.99% sure I blew all my chances with a girl. No idea why, but I know I did.
Oh well

 

[Antilogic]

So I'm trying to get used to swiping text on my new smart phone. For some reason, it always auto-corrects "with" to "worth" and "writing" to "wiring" amongst a few other annoying things.

 

[classical_hero]

My queen "B" matriarch cat just stole a chicken leg off my plate in the time it took me look away to set the TV show. I didn't even hear her do it. I want to be pissed , but those boss sneak skills impressed the hell out of me. She'd make a great Khajiit.

One time my brother was teasing our dog with a polish sausage and normally the dog doesn't get it, but this time the dog managed to grab it off him and eat it all. naturally he was at the dog but everyone else just laughed at his for his stupidity.

There have been plenty of times where I have had to fight the cats off when I have been eating fish, especially if it is tropical fish, since they want it so bad. You have to be careful with cats since they will eat your food if you aren't careful enough.

 

[Arakhor]

We had a dog who liked to swipe sandwiches in the car. Nothing too exciting, I'm afraid.

 

[Civ'ed]

Our cat is capable of extracting ham from a ham-cucumber sandwich with surgical precision - she even removed the cucumbers first

 

[Hygro]

I was pretty sure you were going to go with a gay club theme for this.

Raving.

 

[Borachio]

Because we all know CFC deprives us of meaningful work, and that makes us stark, raving mad, staving hysterical naked,
dragging ourselves through the negro threads at dawn looking for an angry fix.

What does this mean, Plees?

 

[JohannaK]

The first one is a typo. It meant to say 'starving'. You'll have to ask Allen Ginsberg for the second one.

 

[Borachio]

Oh right. Negro streets threads.

Clever.

 

[Antilogic]

I was woken up by a fire alarm this morning and had about 3 minutes to get myself dressed and packed for work. At least I got a crepe on the way in for breakfast. Or brunch or whatever you call it when you don't eat right when you get up.

 

[Kennigit]

I will not stand for the misuse of 'brunch'

 

[warpus]

I can't drink coffee cause I got my teeth whitened (in preparation for some crowns) and my boss has been making pretty stupid requests that are leading to confusion all around and delayed projects elsewhere. It's given me a headache. I want to go for a walk but my balls would freeze off.

I blame you Hygro. It's all your fault.

 

[Antilogic]

THANKS HYGRO.



(caps)

 

[JohannaK]

HYGRO HAS ALL THE FAULT.

 

[Takhisis]

Another Rant's thread....there goes the PCs, again.

Why do you use the possessive instead of the plural? This irks me.

I will not stand for the misuse of 'brunch'

FTFY.

 

[GenMarshall]

Why do you use the possessive instead of the plural? This irks me.

There are more important things than partaking in Grammar Nazism. Such as holding back the brony menace.

 

[Takhisis]

And yet you were not contributing to the extermination of smallhorse-kind with that post, so you have no excuse. HEIL GRAMMERN!