Random Rants LVII: wow. many anger. very whining.

[gay_Aleks]

Wait, did England take over India again? Didn't they learn their lesson?

 

[bhavv]

India is dead to me. Or I I were in charge it would be my nuclear test zone.

 

[Tahuti]

Soon it will be our (the West) turn!

Oswald Spengler said it!

 

[bhavv]

Well if I were in charge Id nuke the entire world from orbit. Except that the nukes we currently have are all expired and wouldn't work.

 

[Tahuti]

Well if I were in charge Id nuke the entire world from orbit. Except that the nukes we currently have are all expired and wouldn't work.

With the US's dating nuclear weapons maintenance, I think you might get your way!

 

[Takhisis]

Well if I were in charge Id nuke the entire world from orbit. Except that the nukes we currently have are all expired and wouldn't work.

B-b-b-b-but Trident and jobs fer teh Scots!

 

[Tahuti]

B-b-b-b-but Trident and jobs fer teh Scots!

If Scotland voted for independence, London would have been a target for Scottish Trident missiles!

 

[bhavv]

Make me most glorious world leader and I make two promises:

1) I will wear a kilt
2) Everybody will get to see a mushroom cloud.

 

[cardgame]

1) I will wear a kilt

lol do it anyway

 

[JohannaK]

I want to wear a kilt too. But it's a piece of clothing hard to come by in the Mediterranean.

 

[cardgame]

Why, does nobody ship goods to the Med?

 

[gay_Aleks]

He couldn't find the Venetian trader, apparently.

 

[bhavv]

I was interested, but don't want to waste money on the kilt stuff, like £20 each for a kilt, shirt, belt and weight thing, and £6 for the socks plus an accessory that tucks inside them, around £60-£80 for a full Scottish outfit.

 

[Kyriakos]

Meh, just go byzantine

Btw, that is a rather nasty neck that person has. Austrians are basement-weird

 

[GenMarshall]

Rant: It's snowing!
Double Rant: I have to drive home from work, in the snow!

 

[Arakhor]

Sigh. This will kill the joke.

You should have added that sentiment last, not first. "And that's kilt the joke."

 

[azzaman333]

My head says sleep, but I don't want to sleep. We'll see how this pans out.

 

[JohannaK]

I subscribe azza's previous statement. Alcohol is glorious.

Edit: wait this ia the rants thread. Maybe its not so glorious after all.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Weather in my dear wonderful country: misty, with a chance of mysterious disappearances.

Tune in later for our 5 day forecast!

 

[Domen]

Weather in my dear wonderful country

And this is probably summertime in your wonderful country:


Link to video.