Random Rants : Pissed tae th' gills

[W|M]

And how do you know that?

I would think that a friend told him about it

 

[choxorn]

Um... yes. My totally real friend, um... the Pornography Historian Guy. Totally his real name.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Hello! Same as before, though I'm not quite sure what before was.

I see the old merge OT war is still going. KEEP UP THE FIGHT LADS!

Reunite the OT!

 

[Arakhor]

Um... yes. My totally real friend, um... the Pornography Historian Guy. Totally his real name.

You really don't need pornography if you read the right periods in history.

 

[Borachio]

Rant:

Had an insignificant talk with my gf today about our exes and various past sexual experiences. Without going into too many details here that's what happened in our chat. Including the revelation that she banged 3 dudes in the two days before we met...

That said we've been together for 3 months and she's probably the best and least crazy girl I've ever dated. I have no right to be upset about anything that predates us meeting and she has been nothing but amazing, but... There's just some mental pictures I don't want right, and I'm going crazy jealous for stupid reasons. And now I'm mad at myself for being stupid about things

Yes. It's generally a mistake to talk about previous sexual experiences, I think.

I'm not even sure it's a good idea to talk about previous relationships.

Still, it depends a lot on the people involved, I suppose.

 

[The_J]

I'd actually be damn interested in that, and I don't see why you wouldn't.

 

[Borachio]

Right, this is how it can go:

So your last gf, was she better or worse at it than I am?
I wouldn't say she was better or worse, just different, I guess.
In what way was she different?
Oh I don't know, she was just... she just liked to do it... this way.
And you're saying I don't like to do it that way?
No, no. I mean... I don't know what I mean.

 

[The_J]

In that case it seems that you'd probably not on a such good level with your current GF .


Rant on my own: My fridge is full of Lasagne, and nobody there to eat it.
Means tomorrow, everyone at work :/.

 

[Farm Boy]

In that case it seems that you'd probably not on a such good level with your current GF .

I thought German girls were renowned for a certain level of kinky though?

Eh, I'm just glad that's one of those issues I've never had to worry about.

 

[cybrxkhan]

You really don't need pornography if you read the right periods in history.

Historically, people could be very imaginative.

That is just conjecture of course. I wouldn't know first-hand.

Rant on my own: My fridge is full of Lasagne, and nobody there to eat it.
Means tomorrow, everyone at work :/.

I'll eat it... if it's vegetarian.

 

[Loppan Torkel]

I thought German girls were renowned for a certain level of kinky though?

*cough*

 

[Farm Boy]

*cough*

Do you have to turn your head first?

 

[The_J]

I thought German girls were renowned for a certain level of kinky though?

Don't see how this contradicts what I've said .

I'll eat it... if it's vegetarian.

You'll laugh, but one oven dish is.
Had to make gluten-free vegetarian halal lasagne, due to overly complicated circle of friends.
The vegetarian and the guy with the gluten-allergy didn't turn up though .

If you wonder: Minced meat just replaced my soy, nothing more.

 

[cybrxkhan]

You'll laugh, but one oven dish is.
Had to make gluten-free vegetarian halal lasagne, due to overly complicated circle of friends.
The vegetarian and the guy with the gluten-allergy didn't turn up though .

If you wonder: Minced meat just replaced my soy, nothing more.

Oh wow. At least he wasn't vegan, right? At least with us vegetarians you can still use dairy and eggs, which makes things a bit more convenient.

Not that I have anything against vegans.

 

[Loppan Torkel]

Do you have to turn your head first?

It just seemed like a bit semi-racist..

 

[Farm Boy]

It just seemed like a bit semi-racist..

Perhaps if I was using a derogatory term instead of trying to paint lightly with a broad cultural brush? Why would kinky be a bad thing rather than simply associated with a greater degree of openmindedness about sexual behavior than is associated with the "norm" as interpreted by say an American or Brit? Maybe if I said "loose," or "slutty," or "whorish" I could see that, but I wouldn't. Those are very different words for a reason.

 

[The_J]

Oh wow. At least he wasn't vegan, right? At least with us vegetarians you can still use dairy and eggs, which makes things a bit more convenient.

Not that I have anything against vegans.

true, true.
I'm also happy that I don't have any hindu or jewish friends.
I want to be able to eat *something*.
I'm also not sure how I'd bake a vegan cake. I have a recipe her without flour (gluten free flour is expensive, and not sure about the almond flour), but I don't think any without eggs and milk.

 

[Loppan Torkel]

Perhaps if I was using a derogatory term instead of trying to paint lightly with a broad cultural brush? Why would kinky be a bad thing rather than simply associated with a greater degree of openmindedness about sexual behavior than is associated with the "norm" as interpreted by say an American or Brit? Maybe if I said "loose," or "slutty," or "whorish" I could see that, but I wouldn't. Those are very different words for a reason.

So, would you consider "watching tentacle porn" derogatory or kinky?

I won't continue this conversation since it's a bit off-topic.

 

[Farm Boy]

Random rant, being asked a question while being told not to bother replying.

 

[Loppan Torkel]

Sorry, but it wasn't meant to drag out here. I was just making a point anyway...