Random Rants : Pissed tae th' gills

[Takhisis]

It damn well right did! A real patriot would drink bourbon!

 

[ReindeerThistle]

It damn well right did! A real patriot would drink bourbon!

I am an internationalist. Now I drink Scotch.

 

[Takhisis]

Hmph. That's still whisk(e)y at least, while all that wine comes from the East, like Communism.

 

[The_J]

[...]

It went downhill from there.....

Ah, 'kay.
But no, that's too expensive, I think .

 

[Kyriakos]

That's the best /thread smiley I've ever seen.

It does depict how the discussion frequently devolves to circular attacks generated by the memory of other circular attacks

 

[azzaman333]

Close friend from high school getting married early next year. Happy for them, but this news is leaving me feeling worthless and alone.

 

[Farm Boy]

Close friend from high school getting married early next year. Happy for them, but this news is leaving me feeling worthless and alone.

If it's a he, wait till he's been married 6 months then go to a strip joint without him. But make sure that he knows you are going to a strip joint without him. It's glorious.

 

[azzaman333]

If it's a he, wait till he's been married 6 months then go to a strip joint without him. But make sure that he knows you are going to a strip joint without him. It's glorious.

I have no interest in going to a strip joint.

 

[Farm Boy]

I have no interest in going to a strip joint.

But that's not really the point. You don't even actually have to go. He just has to think you are? You can insert any random bachelor related activity here. Camping maybe? Fishing? What to townie bachelors do?

 

[azzaman333]

But that's not really the point. You don't even actually have to go. He just has to think you are? You can insert any random bachelor related activity here. Camping maybe? Fishing? What to townie bachelors do?

This feels like it's a solution to the wrong problem.

 

[Farm Boy]

Fair enough, but it's an easy one that doesn't preclude working on anything else. And usually at least partially amusing.

 

[Takhisis]

Did you tell him we were the ones to be amused and not azza himself?

 

[Farm Boy]

I would hope azza would be?

 

[Takhisis]

That is a side effect.

 

[AdamCrock]

Roman numerals suck hard ! I prefer Arabian numerals !

 

[Takhisis]

You've heard it, people, I'll reclaim the Raves thread soon, and place an Arabic text on the title, by AdamCrock's tequest.

 

[The_J]

Close friend from high school getting married early next year. Happy for them, but this news is leaving me feeling worthless and alone.

Yeah, know that feeling.
Half of the people around are getting babies at the moment.
I'm not even close to any attempt to make one :/.
*sigh*

 

[Farm Boy]

J: and it makes them into stunningly poor conversationalists most of the time too. Definitely.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

You've heard it, people, I'll reclaim the Raves thread soon, and place an Arabic text on the title, by AdamCrock's tequest.

And I will claim the rants thread. Mwahahahahahaha!



And put in PHONETIC letters...

Yeah, know that feeling.
Half of the people around are getting babies at the moment.
I'm not even close to any attempt to make one :/.
*sigh*

Dude, I'm 45 with no kids, but that don't stop me from practicing.

J: and it makes them into stunningly poor conversationalists most of the time too. Definitely.

QFT. And their[/] parents will bombard you with grandchild pictures.
Lucky bachelors! :/

 

[Takhisis]

And I will claim the rants thread. Mwahahahahahaha!



And put in PHONETIC letters...

Yes, I've already done one year of phonetics. I'm right behind you, my Stalinistsarist brother.