The baseball bat sounds like a good idea. An alternative would be to release rabid animals into the room. That should get her running.
hey, I've got to live there too you know.
The baseball bat sounds like a good idea. An alternative would be to release rabid animals into the room. That should get her running.
hey, I've got to live there too you know.
What you do, Matt, is get caught looking in through the window and masturbating. She'll move out pretty quickly after that.
I thought it was because of the root beer?
Also, it's not ideal to cover your mouth, at least not with your hands. I always sneeze away from people, not into my hands. In a crowd, use the inside of your elbow.
(Waiting to be corrected by someone who knows better.)
Don't think I'm not sympathetic, but this is exactly like that scene from Anchorman. "I woke up in a Japanese family's rec room, and they would not stop screaming!" Seriously, that's insane. How much longer are you planning on sticking to this "random people's" housing plan?Still a total mess. I have not spoke to either of my flatmates for over a week, I have not even seen them. I've only been living in Brighton for a month, meaning i know no-one and so am crashing at random people houses. With 100% accuracy I can say I woke up in bed with a guy and a girl,having only met them that night, not knowing where I was, and once i found out, it was in a town i have never head of.
Its that crazy at the moment.
Man, I don't know the details of this whole thing, but you really have to either work things out with these guys or find somewhere else to go.I've gone from living with people I was excited to be with, in a town i was excited to be in, to sharing a flat with people who hate me yet may as well treat me as a stranger in their home.