Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!

I'm convinced I have ADD. I can never concentrate.
 
Wilford Brimley.
Yeah I know, but I just heard Lisa Ling say it like that on the National Geographic channel. It was weird.
 
Stop watching TV. I promise, in a few weeks, your concentration abilities and attention span will increase noticeably.

The only TV I watch is Starcraft VODs and The Office, but I guess I can give it a try. I've got to do something, or I'm shafted.
 
I don't know why I'm always surprised at how intense PMS can be. I feel such disdain for everyone I have to talk to, I want to tell them to go masturbate acrobatically. I should leave work early before I snap at someone.
 
Damn you women! DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU ALL!!! [pissed]
 
It does for some Scholarships. As well as you do well on one though, you should be perfectly fine.
 
@salty: Why exactly is this? :p
 
My credit card statement for November STILL hasn't arrived! The billing cycle on my card ended before Thanksgiving. WHY ISN"T IT HERE YET?

I swear they're not going to get it to me by the due date. They're doing it on purpose. They want to saddle me with fees and interest because I always pay on time and in full and aren't giving them any extra.
 
Spent an hour figuring out what was wrong with my car, and then another hour to get my old distributor off. The replacement doesn't look like it's a tight fit but I turn the engine over anyway. Have my #2 and #4 plugs mixed up. Fix that. Turn the engine over, and it starts! I'm so happy and then I hear an awful sound. Engine stops. The ill-fitting distributor was split apart -- the thing has a deep crack in it -- luckily not harming anything around it.

Call the store I bought the part from "Oh bring it by and we'll exchange it"

Well if I had a car, I'd drive over right now. ghfrnionevondzsfnz cvia

I'm bringing my old distributor down with me. If the exchanged one has the same play, I'm throwing a fit.
 
My credit card statement for November STILL hasn't arrived! The billing cycle on my card ended before Thanksgiving. WHY ISN"T IT HERE YET?

I swear they're not going to get it to me by the due date. They're doing it on purpose. They want to saddle me with fees and interest because I always pay on time and in full and aren't giving them any extra.

Just call the number on the back of your card and set it up to pay off automatically.
 
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