Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination

[Cheezy the Wiz]

I don't know what that means either!!! Dadgummit!

Do you think this is funny?

 

[Dachs]

Do you think this is funny?

Fawlty Towers is one of the best shows in history, so long as you don't mention the War.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Do you think this is funny?

It was kind of funny. I personally thought the way he said "There is too much butter on those trays" was the funniest part of the whole thing.

 

[sp1023]

I NEED TO GET BACK INTO MY STUDYING HABITS!! I PROCRASTINATE WAY TOO MUCH!

Any advice?

 

[Ansar]

Think of the free time you'll have

 

[Kozmos]

All right so I hooked up with the blonde totally and it's like love or something. Feels like she's in my head, because she gets me. Whatever it is it's groovy. The rant is that I still haven technically broken up with the black haired girl. And I have no idea how I'm gonna tell her off if she's bent on staying together, telling her about the blonde is a no no. Last thing anyone needs is a womans scorn.

 

[Mowque]

And I have no idea how I'm gonna tell her off if she's bent on staying together, telling her about the blonde is a no no. Last thing anyone needs is a womans scorn.

cheating ALWAYS leads to that...don't you watch sitcoms?

 

[azzaman333]

Ate too many jelly beans, and now I feel sick.

 

[CCRunner]

Have you considered telling the black haired girl that you're dead?

Rant:

I've had like eight opportunities for amazingly witty remarks that were also inappropriate because I was in the wrong company How am I supposed to say a "that's what she said" in the presence of my mother? Or a racist remark when the room is full of black people? Or an anti-mexican immigration thing with a mexican teacher? These missed opportunities make me so angry

Even when I obviously don't mean any of them, it's still bad taste to say such things when you're not only with people who know you're joking and can appreciate it for the genius it is. And so, my comments are lost to the world

 

[Gogf]

All right so I hooked up with the blonde totally and it's like love or something. Feels like she's in my head, because she gets me. Whatever it is it's groovy. The rant is that I still haven technically broken up with the black haired girl. And I have no idea how I'm gonna tell her off if she's bent on staying together, telling her about the blonde is a no no. Last thing anyone needs is a womans scorn.

Please be 100% sure to keep updating us on this situation!!

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Fawlty Towers is one of the best shows in history, so long as you don't mention the War.

Who won the bloody thing anyway?

It was kind of funny. I personally thought the way he said "There is too much butter on those trays" was the funniest part of the whole thing.

John Cleese's general style is dry humor. I personally think the funniest things he says are those not really meant to be lol funny.

 

[Annex]

For various reasons, I have not been on CFC for a while

And what happened to the questions thread?

 

[Nylan]

This new car banner add is making me want to kill people. I navigate with arrow keys, and the list on that ad apparently gets priority

 

[Virote_Considon]

I have an exam today...

 

[silver 2039]

My rant is here:

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=306455

 

[salty mud]

OK this is not related. Today somebody had the audacity to describe my sense of humor as dry. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!!?!? Do I have a dry sense of humor? What does having a dry sense of humor even mean?

A dry sense of humour is apparantly the likes of sarcasm, and called 'deadpan.' I have been descirbed as having a dry sense of humour. 'Dry humour' redirects to 'deadpan' on Wikipedia.

It was kind of funny. I personally thought the way he said "There is too much butter on those trays" was the funniest part of the whole thing.

Try some Red Dwarf...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9tGO79BtWUI
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=poMWgGC82bw
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BVupRsbx8UM

Or Monty Python...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh_shsRfXqk
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KBuQHHKx0

Best of comedy, straight out of Britain!

 

[Ansar]

I have to be ready at school, waiting for a bus, at 4:30 AM -.- ... on a Saturday.

 

[mythmonster2]

How were they swindling you? Not ending the membership for another month or two after you hit "Cancel Membership?"

Beh, hell, I don't even know what I was trying to get across then. I think I was just really, really pissed due to my mental instability.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

I NEED TO GET BACK INTO MY STUDYING HABITS!! I PROCRASTINATE WAY TOO MUCH!

Any advice?

So do I.

Also:

My bus driver exchanges our bus in for a new one because a window broke.

THREE ARE BROKEN ON THE NEW ONE, YOU IDIOT!!!

And the ceiling is extremely low. For example, I have to duck because the ceiling is barely taller than me.

I'm friggin' ecstatic that she's getting transferred to another route. I am extremely HAPPY.

 

[Dachs]

And the ceiling is extremely low. For example, I have to duck because the ceiling is barely taller than me.

Join the club. Public transportation isn't designed for people 6 feet tall and up.