Random Rants XLIII: So Much Whinging Your Head May Explode

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Brits then. :p
 
Some are, some aren't. I really wanted to give you a dirty euphemism in this post, so I bent over backwards to avoid giving you one.
 
I got my braces off recently, today I got retainers and now I sound southern.
After a while, you'll get used to it. It's still a bit hard to pronounce words properly, but with time you'll manage. If your braces schedule was like mine, though, in a few months you'll only have to wear them at night. :goodjob:
 
So one of my roomates I don't know which yet, somehow managed to TEAR THE SHOWER-HEAD OUT OF THE WALL WTH...
 
I've just learned that my maternal grandmother passed away :(.
 
My condolences. :( You have a penchant for bad things happening to you near Christmas, so I'll give you extra condolences and a few more smilies. :( :( :( :(
 
Half the people aren't gonna be a school tomorrow because some rumor that a guy is gonna do a shooting, gonna be a strange day. All day you could look out the window and see people being picked up and leaving. We've even got Police on campus for the first time ever. The guy who was rumored to be doing it had his house searched and his Facebook searched too.
 
Damn the public school! I got out of the shower and walked to my parents' bathroom to get my mom's hair-drier. Knowing that only my mother was at home and she was downstairs, I had the towel on my shoulders and my genitalia free to get some air. And what happens? My sister only had one hour of class today and was excreting in our parents' toilet! :mad:

Thank God there is a sliding door between toilet and the bathroom.
 
CivGeneral, you're a Woobie. Get better.
Damn the public school! I got out of the shower and walked to my parents' bathroom to get my mom's hair-drier. Knowing that only my mother was at home and she was downstairs, I had the towel on my shoulders and my genitalia free to get some air. And what happens? My sister only had one hour of class today and was excreting in our parents' toilet! :mad:

Thank God there is a sliding door between toilet and the bathroom.
The horror… I honestly don't know which is worse, naked in front of sister or pooping sister.

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There was a door, fortunately nothing was seen, but it was this close.
 
Keep the brain bleach in store, just in case.
 
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