Random Rants XLIX - IT CHAFES MY ARSE!!!

[Antilogic]

I hate that pseudo-anorexic look normally, to be honest.

Thin and athletic is good, but if you can play the xylophone on her ribs, she needs to eat a cheeseburger.

 

[SamSniped]

Thin and athletic is good, but if you can play the xylophone on her ribs, she needs to eat a cheeseburger.

This is perfect

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Thin and athletic is good, but if you can play the xylophone on her ribs, she needs to eat a cheeseburger.

You just gave me THE perfect segue way! She actually needs a pancake breakfast (and xylophones are included here too)


Link to video.

 

[SamSniped]

Let's see how people can piss me off, and how many times these happened today!
-Ignoring me: 3x
-Making me feel powerless/forced to do something: 2x
-Irritating me through intentional antagonization: 1x
-Returning to my dad's house: 1x
-Lying/trickery not related to warfare in a game: 1x
-Excessive and/or pointless loud noises: 5-6x

Yeah, not exactly in a good mood right now.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Just learned about this "duck dynasty" show. Apparently extremely popular right now.

And it massively promotes conservative values. God-bleeping-damn it.

 

[SamSniped]

Tweaked some muscle in my lower left back. Hope it's nothing major, since the futbol season for me starts in 5 days...

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Just learned about this "duck dynasty" show. Apparently extremely popular right now.

And it massively promotes conservative values. God-bleeping-damn it.

Cheer up, it could be worse. They could be full-on:

 

[bhsup]

has that weapon been checked by the range safety officer, DJ Derpa Derp?!

 

[hobbsyoyo]

It cleared with flying stars and bars.

 

[azzaman333]

Why can't I keep a normal person's sleep pattern...

 

[Arakhor]

Because that normal person needs their sleep as well?

 

[SamSniped]

Eh, rant removed. That was a bit ridiculous...

 

[Camikaze]

Spent three minutes waiting for warm water to come through in the shower, realised it wasn't going to, spent the next three minutes trying to wash myself regardless.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Rant: Packing is stressful as hell. Always feel like I'm forgetting something.

 

[JohannaK]

Well, azzaman, the solution is to go out and try to have fun, if you can't sleep anyway... Cause that's the reason I'm going to sleep at 5 AM the soonest.

 

[SamSniped]

Tweaked some muscle in my lower left back. Hope it's nothing major, since the futbol season for me starts in 5 days...

Upate on this, tried going for a jog today, and still have the same problem. **** me.

 

[JohannaK]

Jesus, I'm so kind of depressive I should be an emo or something. I'm going to dye me hair black, comb it over my face and wear tight dark clothes, maybe with an earring or something, and muttering ******** depressing stuff for the sake of it. Embrace the depression, hell yes. :suicide:

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Teen and the early 20's years are rough emotionally JoanK. Things will settle down and get much better, just give it time.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

That's an all out outright lie. We all know life only goes downhill after school.

 

[JohannaK]

I'm such an idiot, don't you see? Its all about thinking about the right thing and its on, I'm depressed for the day. I could really write something now, but I cannot because I don't even have paper and pen. When inspiration strikes and you can't use it, its even more frustrating.