Random Rants XLVII: I don't like food anymore!

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Well, if I ever threaten to get into a 'fug' about not having had sex in ten years or my parents being in their mid-sixties or my not having a relationship, I just go and find something else to do. Even browsing the Internet idly will distract you from metaphorically gnawing on your own spine.

Half the point of being alive is to enjoy being alive, in however small dosages, so it's up to you to make it fun (without killing yourself in the process).
 
Only half the point? Are you sure?
 
The other half the point is to do good and contribute meaningfully to the human condition. :)
 
Like, say, eliminating the MLP series and their viewership. I'll bring the napalm.
 
What? One or two of my RL friends have joined the Pony fandom, but it can still be held in check with controlled burnings and quarantine, just like tree diseases.

<evil cackle>
 
The other half the point is to do good and contribute meaningfully to the human condition. :)

Can't you combine these two into one point? So that you enjoy living your do-gooder life and contributing meaningfully.

It does sound a bit over-worthy, though.

Can't I just enjoy myself the whole time, and let the rest go hang?

Since, if I'm enjoying myself, provided it's not at the expense of someone else, doesn't my natural bonhommie and joie de vivre rub off on everyone else? Annoyingly so, at times, it has to be said; but that just might be me.
 
What? One or two of my RL friends have joined the Pony fandom, but it can still be held in check with controlled burnings and quarantine, just like tree diseases.

*disapproving look; English RP accent*

Whilst I might privately agree that the plague of bronyism could easily be cut back without no great loss, I cannot condone the use of force to repress any segment of the population without due process.

Can't you combine these two into one point? So that you enjoy living your do-gooder life and contributing meaningfully. It does sound a bit over-worthy, though. Can't I just enjoy myself the whole time, and let the rest go hang?

Well, yes, but you don't want to be accused of unbridled hedonism, now do you? :)
 
My condolences, _random_
*disapproving look; English RP accent*
I expected a 'what is a weekend?' after this.
Arakhor said:
Whilst I might privately agree that the plague of bronyism could easily be cut back without no great loss, I cannot condone the use of force to repress any segment of the population without due process.
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Well, if I ever threaten to get into a 'fug' about not having had sex in ten years or my parents being in their mid-sixties or my not having a relationship, I just go and find something else to do. Even browsing the Internet idly will distract you from metaphorically gnawing on your own spine.

Half the point of being alive is to enjoy being alive, in however small dosages, so it's up to you to make it fun (without killing yourself in the process).

If it was just that easy ^^.
 
I hate it when people IRL can't take the hint that I just want them to stop talking and/or **** off.

EDIT:
Routericide (noun): the act of killing an internet router. Usual motives are slow internet or rage.
Example sentence: SamSniped is very close to committing routericide if the internet doesn't speed up soon.
 
Oh, and I have two consecutive days of AP testing next week and I really don't feel prepared.

Which classes? You're a high school senior, right?
 
There's a psychology high school class?
 
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