Random Rants XLVIII: Worst. Thread Title. Ever!

[bhsup]

Actually, the unbearable hell heat broke earlier this afternoon. It still sucks of course, as it is still in the 80s, but a more manageable suckage now.

 

[cardgame]

My windshield wiper is skipping, leaving water over my windshield from bottom->top and only clearing it top->bottom.

This I discovered at a most unfortunate time, passing a semi around a slight corner (me on the outside) with blinding rain coming down – it's a miracle I stayed in my lane. Could barely make out the lanes at all.

 

[bhsup]

My windshield wiper is skipping, leaving water over my windshield from bottom->top and only clearing it top->bottom.

This I discovered at a most unfortunate time, passing a semi around a slight corner (me on the outside) with blinding rain coming down – it's a miracle I stayed in my lane. Could barely make out the lanes at all.

Rain-X Latitude. Don't leave home without them. (Sorry, Amex)

 

[cardgame]

Dunno if that's a worthy purchase for my 1990 Celica though

Unrelated rant: Spotify, I love you, but you have to stop putting dubstep in my Alternative and Trance radio stations, come on.

 

[SamSniped]

Auf Achse by Franz Ferdinand. Really beautiful and awesome song. But the feels from its lyrics...

Spoiler lyrics, spoilered for size :

You see her, you can't touch her
You hear her, you can't hold her
You want her, you can't have her
You want to, but she won't let you
You see her, you can't touch her
You hear her, you can't hold her
You want her, you can't have her
You want to, but she won't let you

She's not so special so look what you've done, boy
She's not so special so look what you've done, boy
She's not so special so look what you've done, boy
She's not so special so look what you've done

Now you wish she'd never come back here again
Oh, never come back here again

You see her, you can't touch her
You hear her, you can't hold her
You want her, you can't have her
You want to, but she won't let you
You see her, you can't touch her
You hear her, you can't hold her
You want her, you can't have her
You want to, but she won't let you

She's not so special so look what you've done, boy
She's not so special so look what you've done, boy
She's not so special so look what you've done, boy
She's not so special so look what you've done

Now I'm nailed above you
Gushing from my side
It's with your sins that you have killed me
Thinking of your sins I die
Thinking how you'd let them touch you
How you'd never realise
That I'm ripped and hang forsaken
Knowing never will I rise
Again

You still see her
Oh, you hear her
You want her
Oh, you want to
You see her
You still hear her
You want her
You still want to

 

[SamSniped]

Doublepost.

 

[azzaman333]

So good you posted it twice.

 

[SamSniped]

So good you posted it twice.

Gorram cultists hijacked my internet.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

Gorram cultists hijacked my internet.

How, in God's name, do you know Firefly curse words?

Sent via mobile; apologies for any mistakes.

 

[_random_]

He's presumably watched Firefly. It's a rutting good show that lots of people like.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

He's presumably watched Firefly. It's a rutting good show that lots of people like.

Damn straight. Best of the best. Joss Whedon never came close after that...

Sent via mobile; did a primary buffer panel just fall off my gorram ship?

 

[classical_hero]

When I was having lunch I had some food in my mouth when I started to cough a bit so unfortunately a bit of the food when through my nose. It took a few turn of blowing my nose before I managed to get it out. I could feel it in the cavity and tried had to get it out. It was a bit of lettuce that got stuck up there. Now that it is out my nose feels better.

 

[JohannaK]

It is worse to get an m&m there. I know what Im talking about.

 

[Borachio]

My sister got a live insect stuck in her ear.

Sounded nasty to me.

Though she wasn't trying to eat it at the time.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

My sister got a live insect stuck in her ear.

Just one? It's four on a standard Friday night 'round here.

 

[JohannaK]

I heard once of a beetle who got into someone's ears for a few days until someone tried to look lighting the ear conduct with a torchlight. Then it crawled out, and it barely fit in.

 

[Borachio]

Just one? It's four on a standard Friday night 'round here.

Yup. Just the one. It was in South Africa.

So that's what you do in Oz? Get drunk, lie on the floor, and your friends put insects in your ears?

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Yup. Just the one. It was in South Africa.

So that's what you do in Oz? Get drunk, lie on the floor, and your friends put insects in your ears?

No. Foreign guests lie on the floor.

 

[azzaman333]

Being around people just reminds me how truly alone I am...

 

[JohannaK]

You and TK could see each other to complain about your loneliness one day. Maybe then you wont feel so alone.