Random Rants XLVIII: Worst. Thread Title. Ever!

[phoenix_sprite]

My cat left a dead bird in my dining room...

 

[ReindeerThistle]

pretty sure I had best diet for past 28 hours or so

taco bell for dinner yesterday, microwave burritos, a sandwhich (not bad), bunch of cookies, and now 2 ramen packages. I did have an apple in there somewhere.

best part was I had a little bit of a sore stomach pre-taco bell, and my first instinct was "lemme go get taco bell". It actually did work though lol (stomach pains went away!)

How are you still alive after Taco Bell and Ramen?

Last night: roasted asparagus with garlic and kosher salt; brown rice, and braised tofu with garlic chili sauce -- cooked it myself. I have the energy to dismantle capitalism. And, of course, you can't forget those abs :/

Last blood work/ vitals as of 5/18/13 -- LDL = 178; HDL = 56; blood glucose = 70; heart rate 55; bp 95/ 55.

I am going to live to 100.

Sent via mobile; apologies for getting carried away...

 

[JamesCaesar]

CFC was down for 11 hours

 

[NickyJ]

CFC was down for 11 hours

It felt like it was over 9000.

Spoiler :

I feel dirty now.

 

[Peck of Arabia]

CFC was down for 11 hours

I'm glad someone else can confirm this, I was starting to become paranoid

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I'm glad someone else can confirm this, I was starting to become paranoid

downforeveryoneorjustme.com is your friend.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

downforeveryoneorjustme.com is your friend.

Right. I bookmarked the effin' page!

Sent via mobile; apologies for apologizing so much...

 

[classical_hero]

My cat left a dead bird in my dining room...

That is a warning for you. Be very careful.

 

[JohannaK]

4:30 AM, cannot sleep. If I were not living with my parents, I would have gone to the Gay Pride night activities in the city. Cause I need to shake da booty in a kinda specific way. Ya know what I mean. Im about to get dressed again and out on the streets. Every second.

 

[Gamemaster77]

My cat left a dead bird in my dining room...

Be grateful it wasn't a live bird. Just a week or two ago someone was telling me how her cat left a live bird in her house. She had to catch it with a towel.

 

[Dachs]

downforeveryoneorjustme.com is your friend.

isup.me is faster to type

 

[Arakhor]

4:30 AM, cannot sleep. If I were not living with my parents, I would have gone to the Gay Pride night activities in the city. Cause I need to shake da booty in a kinda specific way. Ya know what I mean. Im about to get dressed again and out on the streets. Every second.

So, just tell your parents that you're gay, go off and wave your hairless white torso at some straight people and then get some hot loving on.

 

[Takhisis]

My cat left a dead bird in my dining room...

So you're bonding! He's actually sharing a kill with you.

isup.me is faster to type

All I do is type !isup or whatever it is when on fiftychat.

So, just tell your parents that you're gay, go off and wave your hairless white torso at some straight people and then get some hot loving on.

Eurgh.

 

[Gamemaster77]

So you're bonding! He's actually sharing a kill with you

It's actually not a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

 

[bhsup]

madviking had a GREAT title picked out for the next raves thread. Then tak went and made the new one

 

[Takhisis]

Hey, don't you quote The Oatmeal at me, you'll start me on yet another binge, I'm not fully recovered…

Edit: then why didn't that commie start, eh, V?

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Don't Serial threads need to have a 1001'th post (1000'th reply as seen on the forum page) before moving on?

 

[Takhisis]

Nope. Poster #1k starts. That way, there's one less postcount unit wasted.

 

[bhsup]

No. And I don't know how that "1,001" thing ever got even assumed to be correct...

10. 1000 post threads:
10.1. Person who posts 1000th post gets to start the new thread (that is, the person who posts the post with the "1000" in the top right, not the 1000th 'reply'). Even if the threads over-runs, it is the 1000th poster who starts the new thread.
10.2. There must be AT LEAST TWO other posts before you can post again.
10.3. No person who started the 'current' version of the thread can start the next one. If they happen to get the 1000th post, then the thread can be started by the 999th person.
10.4. If thread is not started within 24 hours by the 'proper' person, it goes to the 999th poster, then 24 hours later the 998th etc. Anyone else starting it will have their thread deleted, and risk a spam infraction.

 

[Takhisis]

Hai-yaa!