My top ten least favorite people at the gym:
#10: The guy who can't figure out how to re-rack the 10-pound weights with the 10-pound weights, the 25-pound weights with the 25-pound weights, etc.
#9: The guy who spits in the drinking fountain and can't be bothered to even wash his gross, disgusting sputum down the drain.
#8: The guy who gets in the steam room and puts a cold compress on the thermostat, then leaves it there when he is done, so the temperature is 180 degrees when I go in.
#7: The guy who can't use a urinal, and can't be bothered to lift the toilet seat, and instead sprinkles all over the toilet seat.
#6: The guy who leaves his gym bag out on the seats in the changing area along with his sweaty clothes strewn about, while he goes off to the shower.
#5: The guy who can't be bothered to dry off in the tiled shower area, so he leaves a huge wet spot in the carpeted locker area that stays wet half the day.
#4: The girl who is doing lat pull downs of 20 pounds, which is barely enough to counter-balance her arms, so she takes five minutes and does 200 reps.
#3: The guy who takes the set of dumbbells out of the free weight area to the machine area, and them just leaves them there when he is done.
#2: The girl who is ostensibly working out on the machine, but is really just carrying on a cell phone conversation.
#1: The guy who is doing three sets, but just sits on the machine between and looks at you like you're an idiot if you ask if you can work in.
A big f-ing THANK YOU to all of you who share the gym with me.