Random Rants XVI: Whambulance Dispatch Center

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He could meet up with CCRunner and be all "Yo, I know D'Art from the internet!"

CC runner lives in Arizona? :confused: I always pictured him living in California or maybe the East coast.
 
Yeah, I thought that was Taras Bulba.
 
Currently at biggest crossword in my life. God dangit.
 
These two sentences make no sense to me.

Or to anyone for that matter?

EDIT: But in all rantiness, final day in A-Town, the D.M.V., the diamond district, whatever you want to call it. Today is a sucky day.
 
I feel an urge to beat people over the head with Dowling v. United States coming on. *sigh*
 
Currently at biggest crossword in my life. God dangit.

this one?

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My top ten least favorite people at the gym:

#10: The guy who can't figure out how to re-rack the 10-pound weights with the 10-pound weights, the 25-pound weights with the 25-pound weights, etc.
#9: The guy who spits in the drinking fountain and can't be bothered to even wash his gross, disgusting sputum down the drain.
#8: The guy who gets in the steam room and puts a cold compress on the thermostat, then leaves it there when he is done, so the temperature is 180 degrees when I go in.
#7: The guy who can't use a urinal, and can't be bothered to lift the toilet seat, and instead sprinkles all over the toilet seat.
#6: The guy who leaves his gym bag out on the seats in the changing area along with his sweaty clothes strewn about, while he goes off to the shower.
#5: The guy who can't be bothered to dry off in the tiled shower area, so he leaves a huge wet spot in the carpeted locker area that stays wet half the day.
#4: The girl who is doing lat pull downs of 20 pounds, which is barely enough to counter-balance her arms, so she takes five minutes and does 200 reps.
#3: The guy who takes the set of dumbbells out of the free weight area to the machine area, and them just leaves them there when he is done.
#2: The girl who is ostensibly working out on the machine, but is really just carrying on a cell phone conversation.
#1: The guy who is doing three sets, but just sits on the machine between and looks at you like you're an idiot if you ask if you can work in.

A big f-ing THANK YOU to all of you who share the gym with me.
 
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