Random Rants XVI: Whambulance Dispatch Center

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There's something in Australia's water!
 
I have to shave my beard tomorrow. :(
I spent some thirty minutes this evening attempting to shave so as to have the appearance of a few days' stubble.
 
Dachs said:
I spent some thirty minutes this evening attempting to shave so as to have the appearance of a few days' stubble.

Prior planning doesn't exist in House Dachs.
 
The following people need a good shotgun blast to the face,

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Disabled People

But shooting a disabled person in the face will make that person more disabled, so you haven't really solved your problem at all!

In fact, you are just playing into their hands.
 
Stupid bloody results.
 
The roof of my house is leaking. Fortunately the water that's getting in is dripping into the shower, but the bathroom ceiling is still going to rot out. :(

So the money my wife and I had saved up for insulation, windows and a door is going to go instead to patch the roof and at least a partial bathroom remodel. Argh!
 
Today's the day. Leaving in 4 hours and I'm nowhere close to ready in terms of packing.
 
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