Random Rants XVI: Whambulance Dispatch Center

[Masada]

Only when your computer doesn't cock it up. I haven't been able to access it for months now...whenever I try to run it, even in offline mode, it takes a long time to load, whereupon it crashes. That's only a small part of the reason I'm getting rid of this particular lappy, anyway.

And here I was thinking you just didn't like me!

 

[Dachs]

And here I was thinking you just didn't like me!

Nah. I don't run MSN that much tho cos I never remember to turn it on and if I set it to turn on at startup I get to wait for twenty minutes before I can use anything.

 

[Mowque]

Nah. I don't run MSN that much tho cos I never remember to turn it on and if I set it to turn on at startup I get to wait for twenty minutes before I can use anything.

Rant- Dachs is never on MSN.

 

[Ulyaoth]

I'm in a very bad mood now. I need to stop doing this, stupid brain, stop thinking, all you do is piss me off.

 

[raketooy]

I know I'm gonna be very tired tomorrow because I'm staying awake for no reason and have to get up early.

 

[Ulyaoth]

Also we don't have work now. It's kind of good because I get to enjoy my summer some for a week or so, but obviously bad in the no money issue.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

It's really annoying when I'm trying to find a video on a topic and it returns music videos I don't give a damn about.

 

[flyingchicken]

Losing your cell is nasty, dude. You canceled service and so on, right?

Here in home country, very few people have post-paid service. Tangentially, I did have all the money on an account that the ATM card in my wallet moved to a different account, so my total material loss was minimal.

Sorry to hear that. Next time carry this:

What is that, a quad-shot mini-pistol?

Failing that, carry a torch on your belt (the heavy-duty metal sort) or a metal water bottle

He caught me in a man-hug unawares me from behind, wouldn't have helped.

 

[Nylan]

Never before has Mexican food that tasted so good left my stomach in so much pain.

 

[GoodGame]

What is that, a quad-shot mini-pistol?
He caught me in a man-hug unawares me from behind, wouldn't have helped.

Quad one-shot. When a derringer won't do.

Take martial arts then. There's ways to slip out of an arm lock from behind. Pretty easy too, unless maybe you're drunk.

 

[Kozmos]

True, but it's always risky when one has a knife. That's why you should carry throwing knives. When he starts to leg it....throw away.

 

[raketooy]

I know I'm gonna be very tired tomorrow because I'm staying awake for no reason and have to get up early.

And now I am extremely tired

 

[Tee Kay]

I'm feeling very happy right now for no apparent reason, which usually means something bad is going to happen soon.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Eran- Did the cops complain about firemen alot? My cousin (a police offer) does all the time.

They mostly made fun of the people at the tournament, actually.

 

[Synobun]

I rant I haven't posted in this thread yet and it's already over 100 replies.

 

[GoodGame]

True, but it's always risky when one has a knife. That's why you should carry throwing knives. When he starts to leg it....throw away.

True, but your assailant has you from behind, and a knife to you....it's just one step from a "Allahu ackbar" and your last moments uploaded to youtube, so might as well fight.

 

[Kozmos]

It was a mugging, not a religious execution. These guys arent usually too clever, so it's best to stay calm until he starts to run.

 

[Synobun]

I rant that Kozmos' avatar for some reason makes me think he's Cleric.
I have no clue why though.

 

[azzaman333]

Chances are high I have the swine flu

 

[Kozmos]

I rant that Kozmos' avatar for some reason makes me think he's Cleric.
I have no clue why though.

Cause I changed my username perhaps? The sig is a [mandatory] dead giveaway.