Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!

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Go to a friend's place, be there a couple of hours, and then, when you're about to leave, go to the bathroom and shave. Use your scarf to cover your face up.

It would be easier to use one of the razors of my flatmates, actually. ;) The thing is, I can never know what they did with it beforehand. ;)
 
It would be easier to use one of the razors of my flatmates, actually. ;) The thing is, I can never know what they did with it beforehand. ;)

If there's one thing the Drink Your Own Urine thread has taught me it's that urine is sterile, and can be used to clean a lot of stuff ;)
 
Damnit, I was at 7000 posts. :mad:
 
Damnit, I was at 7000 posts. :mad:

The key is to keep contributing to these threads as they're archived, to offset the loss of posts being archived! :D

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I have to write a 5-paragraph essay on judicial originalism vs. activism, and I have nooo idea where to begin, really. I hate these kinds of essays... :(
 
President Hoover was a mining engineer. Jimmy Carter did some engineering job in the navy. They had power, although generally aren't considered to have used it very well.

Generally though, engineers tend to be a bit too honest and/or lack the people skills to get elected.

Wow, truly powermongers of which there is no compare. :rolleyes:

WHAT?? :eek: 18€ for a simple set of razor reserves???? Are you kidding me??? That's about 25$, if anyone is wondering. I cannot believe this!! And that's only because I happen to have the razor that has the cheapest reserves! How is this possible?? :crazyeye: And moreover, how the hell is it possible that I live in the middle of the freakin' center of this city and there's nowhere to buy a simple "use-and-throw-away" razor from!!! WHY 18 Euros for something like this, why?? I have 13 euros in my pocket, no money left in my account, and I absolutely need to be clean shaven by tomorrow morning. Damn.

Yep, the exhorbitant price of non-disposable razors is something that has always puzzled me.

How much would you pay for the same product back home?

I hate my life...

...that is all

Dude... do something about it.

Or at least drink. I've known some very happy winos in my time. There was one who got wanked off in the street outside the place where I work. Some local scumbags even videod it on their phones. A very vibrant social life indeed.
 
Actually, I'm a "cat person" who just happens to have bonded with a wonderful dog, much to the consternation of my kitties.
 
Accidentally had a two hour conversation with somebody and now the food I bought is cold. I did discover that an acquantance I have is actually a delightful person.

My ultimate allegiance will always be to food though, so this is a rant and not a rave.

No it's not. The hatred people have for cats far outweighs any dislike of dogs.

And the hatred cats have of everything else far outweighs both.
 
Well, cats are evil mind-controlling demons from hell, aren't they?
 
My Guitar's D String is broken. Stupid D String. :mad:

Also, I continue to procrastinate on my Chemistry homework from hell.
 
WHAT?? :eek: 18€ for a simple set of razor reserves???? Are you kidding me??? That's about 25$, if anyone is wondering. I cannot believe this!! And that's only because I happen to have the razor that has the cheapest reserves! How is this possible?? :crazyeye: And moreover, how the hell is it possible that I live in the middle of the freakin' center of this city and there's nowhere to buy a simple "use-and-throw-away" razor from!!! WHY 18 Euros for something like this, why?? I have 13 euros in my pocket, no money left in my account, and I absolutely need to be clean shaven by tomorrow morning. Damn.

I paid $50 for 8 razor thingies a couple months ago. plus tax!

Fortunately I have a Costco membership now, so it should be a bit cheaper next time....
 
I have been working on a freelance project, posting on CFC, and drinking beer, all at the same time.

The result is that I started at 11pm instead of 5pm as I planned initially.. and.. I have one of the forms done, and another one to go.. and.. THIS SUCKS BALLS
 
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