Mirc
Not mIRC!!!
Go to a friend's place, be there a couple of hours, and then, when you're about to leave, go to the bathroom and shave. Use your scarf to cover your face up.
It would be easier to use one of the razors of my flatmates, actually.
The thing is, I can never know what they did with it beforehand. 




18 for a simple set of razor reserves???? Are you kidding me??? That's about 25$, if anyone is wondering. I cannot believe this!! And that's only because I happen to have the razor that has the cheapest reserves! How is this possible??
And moreover, how the hell is it possible that I live in the middle of the freakin' center of this city and there's nowhere to buy a simple "use-and-throw-away" razor from!!! WHY 18 Euros for something like this, why?? I have 13 euros in my pocket, no money left in my account, and I absolutely need to be clean shaven by tomorrow morning. Damn.