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I. Hate. Government. Class. We keep having to do Supreme Court case after Supreme Court case! WHY COULDN'T WE JUST HAVE A DICTATORSHIP?!?!
 
My father was questioning my sexuality (since my best friend recently came out its a thing that he keeps an eye out for) because I didn't bother to turn my head during dinner when he pointed out a woman with a rather shapely behind

I had to explain "My number one hobby is gaming, however if no stores wanted to sell me games I eventually wouldn't bother listening to the reviews... same applies here"
 
My family suspects the same due to my involvement with and support for the gay rights cause. They've asked me on more than one occasion. My friends don't help. When I'm on the phone they'll start moaning, screaming my name and making sex noises. Idiots. What would I do without them?
 
I haven't been able to play video games for months now due to some trouble with several joints and tendons in my hands and fingers. I sustained a longtime injury after a period with alot of heavy lifting. I was hoping it would go away before Bad Company 2 since my clan will be all over that online, and I desperately want to join in on the mayhem. I'm guessing I'll still be out for a couple of months though.
 
I had to explain "My number one hobby is gaming, however if no stores wanted to sell me games I eventually wouldn't bother listening to the reviews... same applies here"

If I wanted to be cruel, I would suggest that there is a correlation between the fact that you need that analogy, and the fact that you made it in the first place . . . but I won't.
 
I. Hate. Government. Class. We keep having to do Supreme Court case after Supreme Court case! WHY COULDN'T WE JUST HAVE A DICTATORSHIP?!?!

Because you probably would've been killed by now if we're in a dictatorship.
 
If I wanted to be cruel, I would suggest that there is a correlation between the fact that you need that analogy, and the fact that you made it in the first place . . . but I won't.

possibly, its also a mixture of crippling fear of rejection.. so yeah
 
The class I really needed opened up at 11 AM...and promptly closed at 11:50 (my enrollment appointment was at 12) :(
 
I haven't been able to play video games for months now due to some trouble with several joints and tendons in my hands and fingers. I sustained a longtime injury after a period with alot of heavy lifting. I was hoping it would go away before Bad Company 2 since my clan will be all over that online, and I desperately want to join in on the mayhem. I'm guessing I'll still be out for a couple of months though.

Dude... I have just the solution to your problem.

Get a watermelon and bore a hole in it thats just the right size. Then heat it up in the microwave and go at it. No need for hands. Its the best solution I have, unless you have ants?
 
I just learned that my dad is a truther. (Person who thinks 9/11 was orchestrated by the gov.) I have now lost what little respect I had for him.
 
I got a question wrong in the questions thread simply because of the fact I was off one number! :cry:

...Also, why is it that nobody can spell my name correctly, except 1 in 100 people?! Tenacious! Tanicious! Tanicus! It's T-A-N-I-C-I-U-S, damnit! Now I know how CivGeneral feels whenever he's called "civg"... :(

Further reminds me why I prefer the name "Marius", it's more serious and probably wouldn't be misspelled.

...Also, the alternative is for people to call me by my petname "Tani", which fits my RL name as well as username. And I will not stand for that.
 
I'm going to not talk to anyone at uni again today...

Sounds like uni is going well, i spoke to barely nobody on my course during my first degree but spoke to other folk on different courses who weren't gigantic douche's.
 
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