Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!

[choxorn]

Why do people think Halo has a great storyline?
It makes 'Battle Beyond The Stars' look like Poe!

Cause it has lazors! And cool ships! And Swords! And Stuff!



On a serious note, it does have a story, even if it does suck. Story-wise, the books are better.

 

[BCLG100]

Not if he's an angry drunk, he'll just drive people away then.

Even then some people like the angry drunk.

 

[LightFang]

Wow, talk about low status! Although it must be pretty hard to get into that Berkeley course.

How is engineering low-status? Maybe you have a completely different set of values than I (it's possible!). EECS is pretty much acknowledged as a killer major, both in terms of work (it murders you) and prestige (you get to be awesome.)!

 

[Shekwan]

How is engineering low-status? Maybe you have a completely different set of values than I (it's possible!). EECS is pretty much acknowledged as a killer major, both in terms of work (it murders you) and prestige (you get to be awesome.)!

Let me know the next time somebody with any power is an engineer. Maybe in some Communist country, but not in the Free World.

I'm winding you up a bit by the way. Of course its well respected.

 

[MagisterCultuum]

President Hoover was a mining engineer. Jimmy Carter did some engineering job in the navy. They had power, although generally aren't considered to have used it very well.

Generally though, engineers tend to be a bit too honest and/or lack the people skills to get elected.

 

[warpus]

I got 6 cavities filled today and they are doing 4 more tomorrow.

I'm not sure if this counts as a rant - the dentist was hot, her assistant was HOTTER (seriously, 10/10), and I took the rest of the day off work and masturbated.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

SIX CAVITIES? Wow.

 

[cardgame]

NEVER UPDATE ITUNES AGAIN! EVER!!!

My iPod was working fine, but low on battery. I decided to plug it back in and recharge it, just like I had done yesterday. However, I had just updated my iTunes.

Lo and Behold: YOUR IPOD MAY BE CORRUPTED!

ing Apple, corrupting my perfectly fine iPod!

 

[warpus]

SIX CAVITIES? Wow.

4 tomorrow, 10 total

(too much maple bacon)

 

[choxorn]

NEVER UPDATE ITUNES AGAIN! EVER!!!

My iPod was working fine, but low on battery. I decided to plug it back in and recharge it, just like I had done yesterday. However, I had just updated my iTunes.

Lo and Behold: YOUR IPOD MAY BE CORRUPTED!

ing Apple, corrupting my perfectly fine iPod!

Just do whatever it says to do and come back later, the iPod will probably be fine again. Mine has done this around 5 times.

 

[Karalysia]

I CAN"T READ MY OWN HANDWRITING OF MY EXAM NOTES!!!! Srsly wttffff........

 

[GenMarshall]

I hate my life...

...that is all

 

[Kozmos]

High intensity exercises....muder....heart screaming....bloody....felt like I'm going to die for 20 minutes.

 

[Mirc]

WHAT?? 18€ for a simple set of razor reserves???? Are you kidding me??? That's about 25$, if anyone is wondering. I cannot believe this!! And that's only because I happen to have the razor that has the cheapest reserves! How is this possible?? And moreover, how the hell is it possible that I live in the middle of the freakin' center of this city and there's nowhere to buy a simple "use-and-throw-away" razor from!!! WHY 18 Euros for something like this, why?? I have 13 euros in my pocket, no money left in my account, and I absolutely need to be clean shaven by tomorrow morning. Damn.

 

[Ulyaoth]

Why do you have to be clean shaven?

Rant: I woke up late and I have to go in early today to get some schoolwork done.

 

[CurtSibling]

I got 6 cavities filled today and they are doing 4 more tomorrow.

I'm not sure if this counts as a rant - the dentist was hot, her assistant was HOTTER (seriously, 10/10), and I took the rest of the day off work and masturbated.

I never trust female dentists. A man's mouth should be hacked apart by a gentleman who can handle serious GORE!

My last female dentist (although hot) was useless and messed up a tooth extraction...The blood made her scared.

 

[CurtSibling]

I hate my life...

...that is all

You almost made me feel sorry for you...Almost.

The laughter kicked in at the last second, though!

 

[Mirc]

Why do you have to be clean shaven?

My last razor went entirely kaputt, so I didn't shave in the last 2 weeks at all. I have some kind of a beard right now, and I need to take photos of me tomorrow that are going to be in my university ID for more than 3 years from now... Also, I have a pretty important concert in two days, and I look pretty messy with a partially-grown beard.

 

[Yared]

Go to a friend's place, be there a couple of hours, and then, when you're about to leave, go to the bathroom and shave. Use your scarf to cover your face up.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Ahhh... thanks to the shape of my iPod cord, I keep imagining pre-WW2 Poland, and keep drawing the shape of Germany and WW2 Poland next to eachother.