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I feel like just driving a nail through my own foot.

God I hate depression, each day I start to think I am better off dead. No one wants to hire me, no woman sees me as attractive, what's the point?
 
Whats with everybody on this board wanting to kill themselves, you can't escape me that easily ya no.
 
CivGeneral said:
I feel like just driving a nail through my own foot.

God I hate depression, each day I start to think I am better off dead. No one wants to hire me, no woman sees me as attractive, what's the point?
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Join the US military (they'll always on the lookout for promising sociopaths) and when you get to Afghanistan you'll have your choice of sleeping local women to extraordinarily rendite* and have your way with. Problems solved. Don't worry about the moral issues you may face, its still a far cry from executing sleeping teens or chain gunning vans of kids.

*Is that a word? Present tense of rendition? :confused:
 
Why does printer ink cost so goddamn much? I swear the stuff is more expensive than the printers in which it's used. It's worse than razor blades. At least with those, there are inexpensive alternatives.
 
Shekwan said:
Join the US military (they'll always on the lookout for promising sociopaths) and when you get to Afghanistan you'll have your choice of sleeping local women to extraordinarily rendite* and have your way with. Problems solved. Don't worry about the moral issues you may face, its still a far cry from executing sleeping teens or chain gunning vans of kids.

*Is that a word? Present tense of rendition? :confused:
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As much as I'm up for friendly banter, that's too far. Give them a break; it should be like me and the Marines - I don't miss a chance to make a marine joke, but I've dug them out of holes and they've dug me out of them, so I have nothing but respect for them really. In general the Americans are excellent soldiers, well-trained and well-motivated if just a little stupid.
 
Flying Pig said:
As much as I'm up for friendly banter, that's too far. Give them a break; it should be like me and the Marines - I don't miss a chance to make a marine joke, but I've dug them out of holes and they've dug me out of them, so I have nothing but respect for them really. In general the Americans are excellent soldiers, well-trained and well-motivated if just a little stupid.
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SNAAAP!!!

(lower case)
 
Flying Pig said:
As much as I'm up for friendly banter, that's too far. Give them a break; it should be like me and the Marines - I don't miss a chance to make a marine joke, but I've dug them out of holes and they've dug me out of them, so I have nothing but respect for them really. In general the Americans are excellent soldiers, well-trained and well-motivated if just a little stupid.
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Yeah I won't generalise and say all US military types are all that bad. I was just having a dig at the US military and the recent flood of news about it.
 
WHY THE HELL is just about every song I download to iTunes classified as "blues"?! :mad: :wallbash:
 
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