Random Rants #XXIV - The Angry Mob

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I only got a 92 on my American citizenship test (in civics class)! :mad: Im the most patriotic person in class, I deserve a 100.

and i got loads of homework but ranting won't make it go away
 
Nah, New Jersey, North Carolina, and all together most two word states excepts perhaps New Mexico are all kinda pathetic, and I hear it's been going downhill...
 
North Carolina and Virginia are both the biggest holes on the East coast other than Delaware and Maryland. The only nice places in this country are small strips of Long Island and the New England of my childhood memories that I fear to return to for fear of being confronted by newfound modern scumminess.

Ahh... don't you just love rose tinted glasses?

They're so powerful they can even make New Jersey look like the Garden of Eden.
 
You guys and your silly Trans-Atlantic outlook.

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A rant: The chair tipped over on me again yesterday and I sorta hurt my knees getting back up. Im technically not even supposed to kneel but that was the only way to stand up and man, can i feel it now.
 
I couldnt access my forum. I went to downforeveryoneorjustme.com to check if it was up. I couldn't access that. They both work now.
 
I had my bike brought to me at Tech over the weekend. It had t have both tires changed, and they changed the rear inner tube too but realize that the front inner tube was leaking too. I refilled it Saturday afternoon, and it was flat on Sunday morning.

I tried biking to class for the first time yesterday, after filling the front tire again and bringing the pump with me in case I needed to again. (This was on my way to the Construction Seminar, which is not a serious class but a pass/fail seminar where only attendance counts for a grade and they have free pizza during the presentations for industry representatives every Monday.) I'd seen several people on bikes go the wrong way on a one way street that is on the shortest and most level path too class, so I figured I could do that safely too. Unfortunately I did not see the bus turning the corner in time to stop or turn around. I tried to get out of the way, but ended up crashing into the sidewalk. I despite the blood I got back on the bike and finished the trip to the class building, and felt fine until I went into to go to the restroom to wash off the blood. In the bathroom mirror I noticed a laceration just under my chin, which nearly an inch long and almost half that deep. (There was also a pretty bad bruise/abrasion on the fleshy part of one side of my chin, and of course moderate abrasions on the palms of my hands.) I then started getting lightheaded ans sweaty, perhaps going into shock. I tried to see if someone in the Mason building lobby would walk with me to the health center in case I fell down, but he instead told me to lie on the ground and called the campus police and an ambulance. Instead of getting free pizza I was taken to the ER at a local hospital, and emerged after 3 hours (most of which had been in the waiting room) with 5 stitches.
 
An open letter to my school:

There is a point where something just automatically stops being funny after you say it for a while. We are way past that point where saying probably sarcastically is funny. If you're going to beat this dead horse enough, there will be no horse to beat because it's going to just be a stain in the goddamn carpet.
 
An open letter to my school:

There is a point where something just automatically stops being funny after you say it for a while. We are way past that point where saying probably sarcastically is funny. If you're going to beat this dead horse enough, there will be no horse to beat because it's going to just be a stain in the goddamn carpet.

Saying probably sarcastically is funny? I never knew that.

That being said, in 7th grade I was so fed up with all the idiots singing 'I'm on a Boat' that I was ready to blow up in someone's face.
 
Saying probably sarcastically is funny? I never knew that.

That being said, in 7th grade I was so fed up with all the idiots singing 'I'm on a Boat' that I was ready to blow up in someone's face.

I'm on a Boat is still funny. :p
 
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