RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On

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I hate it when people compliment me.
I enjoy the compliment, but it makes me all narcissistic. If someone, say, compliments me on my optimism, I'll get cocky about it.
 
I have sunny-d and rum in my microwave and the chinchillas from under the couch are continuously eating my slippers!!:aargh:
 
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I hate it when people compliment me.
I enjoy the compliment, but it makes me all narcissistic. If someone, say, compliments me on my optimism, I'll get cocky about it.

Huh, me too.
 
"Okay, so you guys can come out Thursday after next to look at my furnace? It's my only day off."
"Yeah, no problem."
"Any particular time I should expect you?"
"No, we can't really give you an exact time." (so basically just 'thursday')

So yeah, they obviously didn't mean between 8am and 1pm. Must have meant 1pm to 5pm...[pissed]

EDIT: Okaaaaay... freaky timing. They just called to say they were on their way, so um, apologies to the HVAC dude for this rant. I mean, just moments after I posted this they called.
 
Im still really dumb ... I dont know how I managed to get 37 when adding 32 to 64....
 
I got bored to extent I put an advertisment on local LGBT site to check if anyone would care.
 
I suck at basically every sport you have to throw stuff (except Baseball), Because I throw everything like a baseball (or hit it like one in Tennis).. Lol. I am pretty good at soccer because you kick it, except I haven't played that in years. ;)
 
I mean if you are bored, you can't cry like a baby for attention from your gf. All I needed was more friends to chat, so I put up an advertisment.

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Some girls want me to photograph them, but I don't have a professional camera at the moment. Erotic photography is boring to look at, but if you are the photographer, you can have a good laugh. (:
 
Miss the quiz, start off slowly, spill some dichloromethane on my skin, fudge the purification spectacularly, and end up with almost no product. That was a fun lab.
 
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