RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On

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:( My condolences.
 
My condolences for you and your family, Joe. I wish you all the best through a difficult time.
 
I'm sorry to hear that, dude. I hope you and your family are doing okay. :(
 
:( Condolences mate.

I guess it puts having left £50 in the cashpoint into perspective.
 
Sorry bro :(

All these grandmas dying... I know my grandma is meeting her end soon as well.

The other day, she tripped and fell and hit her hand so it's all swollen. Apparently, no one noticed her falling either :(

So like, I successfully short-term traded with and made 5% net profit.

But then I looked at another option I had in mind... and they went up 150% today. If only I had bought into them instead! :( (This is with my own money by the way, ~200 dollars)

Well, them's the breaks. :mad: I'll get you next time, Gadget, next tiiiime!

You made a profit on, what did Cutlass call it again? Gambling? :p That's good enough in itself.
 
It makes me glad my grandmothers already dead
 
Since she doesn't have to endure the pain of losing one.


I suppose the same goes for my granddads. Though on the other hand, I've never had an "old man" in my life :(
 
After three hours of very sweaty sex, all I realised was that I should live in woods together with my gf and stop giving a damn about society.

Makes me sad, cus I could have thought of it earlier, would have saved me years of lifetime trying to cope with people around me.
 
Three hours of sex and you poast it in the rants section? :mad:
 
The burning fire spread through my limbs paralyzing me. The waves of agony extended from the base of the skull upward into the nasal cavity and the brain, it started as tiny pinpricks and moved into stinging pain and then into outright burning. I tried to scream but no words would form as my throat closed and I convulsed slamming myself against the table.

I prayed for death as the fire in my skull burned hotter than a thousand suns and seared and scorched me in waves of pain. I was burned alive and burned away. Burned until there was nothing left and then I was extinguished like a pile of ashes. I fell and was destroyed.

And then when it ended I was reborn like a phoenix I rose from the ashes and the coolness and purity was all that remained.

Oh treacherous enemy, I have conquered thee.

Spoiler :
I ate wasabi sauce. It was spicy.
 
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