RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On

[Mango Elephant]

Some stupid girl today in math was like,
"You just made a funny face"
I was like "Huh?"
she said "you're face is ridiculous"
And I was like "Ok then, but I can say pretty bad things about your face"
and she was like "Sorry but you have a weird face structure"
I mean what the heck?

Don't let her diss you like that. Better smack that, amirite?

 

[civplayah]

Okay... wow.

 

[Takhisis]

Owch… so pwned by a gurl.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Owch… so pwned by a gurl.

I know. You shouldn't take that, Zelet. No girl should be rude like that.

Next time you see her, tell her that if she was a country she would be Holland because she's so flat her breasts are submerged.

 

[Takhisis]

Being a bit older than you lads I can safely predict that that way you's probably getting a slap straight to the face. That is, if the girl is stupid. If she's got any sense she'll just do a practical joke on you later.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Some stupid girl today in math was like,
"You just made a funny face"
I was like "Huh?"
she said "you're face is ridiculous"
And I was like "Ok then, but I can say pretty bad things about your face"
and she was like "Sorry but you have a weird face structure"
I mean what the heck?

You should have said back:

"Who let you out of the kitchen?"

 

[ZeletDude]

Hmm I probably will do that, but her parents and my parents are friends and once I made fun of her being a vegan and her mom talked to me about how sensitive she is aboutthose things.

 

[Joecoolyo]

That just makes it funnier!

 

[_random_]

My computer got soaked.

 

[Mango Elephant]

My computer got soaked.

Were you ... looking at porn? Or like, water or something?

 

[Takhisis]

Wait, do you mean that he was looking at porn and forgot to close the windows and then there was a storm and it rained inside the house?

 

[Mango Elephant]

yeah, that's what I meant. thanks, I didn't know quite how to word it.

 

[_random_]

Water. I made the mistake of specifying "Japanese" when Googling for porn during a bout of Yellow Fever, so I'll be off the smut for a while.

 

[bhsup]

I haven't been getting enough sleep since tuesday last week I'm seriously being adversely affected by it.

 

[Takhisis]

I went to sleep at midnight last night, woke up four and a half hours later, been awake ever since. AAAARGGGHHH!!!

 

[Captain2]

I absolutely suck at reading women and end up finding out women I thought were interested in me aren't in the least and its so bloody frustrating.

I really wish there was a way to become Asexual without damaging myself or with some kind of drug.

 

[Tee Kay]

Plenty of people are naturally asexual.

 

[Takhisis]

I guess I could always hit you over the head with a mallet, captain2, that'd help relieve some of my stress too. It'd be a win-win situation.

 

[_random_]

I absolutely suck at reading women and end up finding out women I thought were interested in me aren't in the least and its so bloody frustrating.

I really wish there was a way to become Asexual without damaging myself or with some kind of drug.

Asexuality and aromanticism aren't the same thing, so your problem would still exist if you were asexual. That being said, I agree with your sentiment.

 

[Tee Kay]

Rant: my positive attitude to life didn't last.