RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On

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Brazilian girls are ugly.
As far as I know, only about 1% of the entire adult female population in the entire human race is actually pretty. :p
 
Rant: Person #1 said something to Person #2 about me. Person #2 told me that Person #1 said something twice as nasty about me. This led to bad feelings until Person #1 told me what she had really said about me.

That's so my life. Gossiping is fun, but you have to be responsible about what have you said.

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Some of my fem acquantainces inhabit bad male manners like beer drinking, sports and swearing, but they can't take care of me like real dudes can. Freud's theory about all lesbian relationships containing a mother - daughter element has some truth in it.
 
With the slowness of my area starting to become more bike friendly. I'm starting to regret never even learn how to ride a bike :sad: (I never learned how to ride one).
 
i've taken in 308 degrees with high humidity and i loved it. :smug:

308??

With the slowness of my area starting to become more bike friendly. I'm starting to regret never even learn how to ride a bike :sad: (I never learned how to ride one).
How does someone manage that feat of childhood neglect?
 
How does someone manage that feat of childhood neglect?

I'm going to hide now. I can already picture people laughing and pointing at me :hide: :sad:.
 
I have horrible balance, but even I can ride a bike. It's a question of simply pushing one foot after the other and not overbalancing!
 
Well, when I say "ride a bike", I mean "ride a bike for any significant distance without falling over". I won't be winning any prizes for grace, poise or extreme speed.
 
Everyone knows that your mood is better in warmer climes!

Source, indeed!! This cannot be anything more than jealous people living in unbearable hot climates trying to besmirch colder clime peoples, and that just chaps my hide! :mad:

It's a plain simple fact that frolicking in snow beats frolicking on sandy beaches in the tropics.

Actually, I like colder climates. Don't like anything above 30 degrees.

Use Fahrenheit! :mad:

I can't stress that enough! :mad:
30C = 86F In other words still unbearably hot for any normal human. Get it down to 50F/10C and we'll talk.
 
10 is too chilly for me without heating or a nice coat. I can easily do cold weather, but I need my insulation. There ain't much of me to go around!
 
That's why you need a spare tire around your gut to get your through those winter months in comfort!
 
I'm already flat-footed, pigeon-toed and verging on the dyspraxic. I don't need a new centre of gravity to really mess things up!
 
I dont like extremes of temperatures at all. They bother me
 
As much as I hate cold, I prefer it over heat as you can always make yourself warmer with additional layers. You can only peel off so many layer to cool yourself down.

To make this a legal rant: I made pre-packaged cinnomon rolls this morning and I accidentaly set the oven to the wrong temperature so they came out like marshmellows.
 
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