RANDOM RANTS XXX: age-restricted

[choxorn]

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black are ever in the same room together, the Universe will divide by 0 and destroy everything out of mercy.

 

[salty mud]

Perhaps Black is an assassin, crooning her way towards Justin Bieber and then when the inevitable duet comes... Throat slashery!

 

[choxorn]

No, suicide bombing. That way, she can take out anyone who actually wants to listen to that and comes to listen, too.

 

[salty mud]

Let's just be done with it and blast the hemisphere they are both on into space. We may lost 4,000,000,000+ people but hell... it's a small price to pay.

 

[choxorn]

Just destroy the entirety of the US, that ought to do it. You'd take out them and everything else we're doing wrong. Ke$ha, Jersey Shore...

 

[salty mud]

Na just your backwards hemisphere. Why stop at the US? Canada produced Bieber.

 

[W|M]

Destroy North America.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Better yet, destory Southern California, New Jersey, Flordia, Texas, Ohio, and Canada. That ought to take them all.

 

[salty mud]

What's wrong with just North America?

 

[W|M]

What's wrong with just North America?

You'd take out them and everything else we're doing wrong. Ke$ha, Jersey Shore...

This is.

 

[Mathalamus]

So.. Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber wants to have a duet. that's wonderful for the people who want to listen to it.

and don't destroy Canada. its not the countries fault for producing a horrible singer.

 

[Mango Elephant]

What's wrong with just North America?

Because North Carolina is f'ing amazing.

 

[W|M]

So.. Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber wants to have a duet. that's wonderful for the people who want to listen to it.

The thing is, nobody wants to.

 

[Mathalamus]

The thing is, nobody wants to.

between both of them, they probably have around a million fans or so. why deny them a duet?

(for the record: im trying to be nicer.)

 

[W|M]

Unlike the case with such musicians as Michael Jackson and many others, the amount of people willing to kill themselves to prevent themselves from hearing a Black-Bieber duet happens to be astronomical.

 

[Mathalamus]

Unlike the case with such musicians as Michael Jackson and many others, the amount of people willing to kill themselves to prevent themselves from hearing a Black-Bieber duet happens to be astronomical.

im sure it wont be that bad. i can probably listen to it without any bad effects. its lady Gaga who i cant stand.

 

[American Samoa]

im sure it wont be that bad. i can probably listen to it without any bad effects. its lady Gaga who i cant stand.

It would be bad. They would autotune Black's voice to match the Beaver's, and Beve does his "baby, baby, baby, oooo"...it would be bad. Even Lady Gaga can be better than that.

 

[Hygro]

im sure it wont be that bad. i can probably listen to it without any bad effects. its lady Gaga who i cant stand.

Lady Gaga, however, is a world class singer.

 

[salty mud]

Duet is going to turn into marriage... Can you imagine a horde of Bieberlings?

 

[Mathalamus]

i doubt that will happen.