RANDOM RANTS XXXI: I hate my job

[choxorn]

Burger King is slightly better.

Being fast food, BK still isn't all that great, even if it is better than McDonalds.

 

[Gamemaster77]

I'm not the one who's been brainwashed

No no, I am the one who made me not like it, therefor I couldn't have been brainwashed (I could be having a pharmacological malfunction, but thats a completely different story). Let me explain it scientifically. Some scientists have discovered that many people eat fattening foods because thats how humans used to do it. Loading up on fat used to be helpful when people would go days without food. Now, in modern times, when food is not in scarce supply for me, I have gone away from that. I am acting in a more modern matter. You, are acting like a caveman (okay maybe not that far back). It might help you for car insurance but not in cardiac health.

 

[GamezRule]

Never eat BK before a carnival.

 

[Joecoolyo]

No no, I am the one who made me not like it, therefor I couldn't have been brainwashed

You brainwashed yourself into not liking tasty food.

Let me explain it scientifically. Some scientists have discovered that many people eat fattening foods because thats how humans used to do it. Loading up on fat used to be helpful when people would go days without food. Now, in modern times, when food is not in scarce supply for me, I have gone away from that. I am acting in a more modern matter. You, are acting like a caveman (okay maybe not that far back). It might help you for car insurance but not in cardiac health.

I'm not eating McDonalds because of some primal urge to stack up on fatty foods, I eat it because those fatty foods are damn good tasting. Sure beats tofu.

Btw, just so you know, I rarely eat fast food

 

[NickyJ]

Blasphemy!

I for one, find McDonalds delicious.

Hear hear! And on top of it, the service is so much faster than others such as "Sonic". Quotation marks are because it isn't so fast, unless you like waiting an hour, then being given food that was probably sitting for about the same amount of time.

I'm not eating McDonalds because of some primal urge to stack up on fatty foods, I eat it because those fatty foods are damn good tasting. Sure beats tofu.

Btw, just so you know, I rarely eat fast food

Hear hear again! I rarely eat fast food, but if I do, it's most likely going to be McDonald's.

 

[Mango Elephant]

MickyDs is usually not very good, but big macs are really good. I never eat them, though, the only fast food I eat is Chick-fil-A.

BK is bad too. Wendy's used to be good, but now it's really bad.

 

[Gamemaster77]

You brainwashed yourself into not liking tasty food.



I'm not eating McDonalds because of some primal urge to stack up on fatty foods, I eat it because those fatty foods are damn good tasting. Sure beats tofu.

Btw, just so you know, I rarely eat fast food

No your having a primitive urge to like fatty foods, not to eat them.
(Making sure the conversation remains light hearted [✔])

 

[cardgame]

BK is nasty.

And they scarred me forever when they put jalapenos on a ketchup-only burger when I was seven.

McDonald's always puts mustard and some sort of vegetable in their burgers, making them disgusting.

You can always ask them to take those off btw. I myself prefer ketchup-only burgers and the default Southern Style chicken sandwich.

 

[W|M]

BK has bacon, whereas McDonald's doesn't. Thus, BK is better.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

They're both disgusting, but McDonald's is slightly better.

 

[Joecoolyo]

No your having a primitive urge to like fatty foods, not to eat them.
(Making sure the conversation remains light hearted [✔])

That's a damn strange primitive urge then.

It only seems to come around every 4 months or so...

 

[_random_]

They're both phenomenally delicious, but McDonald's is slightly better.

Fixed.

 

[Boundless]

Just spent 2 hours on the phone to a boy who declared, after a close friendship of 3 years, he loves me and wants to be with me and had to tell me before we both left university. Sadly, the feeling isn't reciprocated as I feel very strongly about someone else. Breaking hearts is hard, as is potentially losing a friend. Wah wah wah. Whine whine whine.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Went bowling, got home,, find out that I left my shoes at the alley and had to go back to retrieve. father was quite angry.

 

[Tee Kay]

Someone had the bright idea of giving me an assignment when I already have three that I needed to do, on top of studying for exams.

 

[Boundless]

I have a swollen eye

 

[Tee Kay]

Rant: people who fail reading comprehension.

 

[Karalysia]

I discover the secret to getting the shower in the girls bathroom to become hot only on the day I'm set to leave. Fail.

 

[Skwink]

Got an F on a quiz. Now I'm gonna hear it from the teacher.

 

[W|M]

I have created a concoction which smells like it could be a chemical weapon.