Snerk
Smeghead
So tender you could eat it with a straw!Soooooo...Odin demands the horseflesh be well tenderized then?
So tender you could eat it with a straw!Soooooo...Odin demands the horseflesh be well tenderized then?
Why do you think he gave his son a giant kitchen mallet?Soooooo...Odin demands the horseflesh be well tenderized then?
When's the best time to visit the non-AmeriBritannia?
I bought some new clothes. My feet have been feeling a little frigid lately, and looking through my drawer, all my old tights and stockings are in bad shape (I haven't worn them for years), so I ordered myself a few new pair. While shopping online, I decided to get myself a new pair of basic black pumps, I just want something basic and dressy for Christmas. And then I got a little daring, and I bought my first ever mini skirt, I've literally never had one before.
So now I'm a little excited to try a new look, and I realized since I've just been seeing my fiance since April, he's never seen me in stockings, so I'm really looking forward to his reaction. I feel like it's been such a long time since I've looked forward to getting a guy's reaction from my dress, I'm feeling a bit of a rush right now
I'm thinking of going to get my hair done too, we'll see how I'm feeling!
I haven't worn a mini in years. At 48, I'm a little long in the tooth for it, though my legs are still good and toned. I could probably pull it off, but someone would say "Look at her, what is she trying to do? Recapture her youth?"And then I got a little daring, and I bought my first ever mini skirt, I've literally never had one before.
My mum wouldn't have been so charitable.My mother would have used the phrase "mutton dressed as lamb".![]()
Have you ever listened to an album called ‘Listen to the Flower People’?Small rave of sorts: I mistyped "flower children" as "flower chicken" and cracked up at the mental image.
The downside: It's still TinderOh boy, someone should have told me earlier that you don't need to have a facebook account for Tinder anymore, and that you can sign up with only a phone number. (yes, still privacy issues, but I'll accept that for now).
Indeed. You might just end up dating a nice German girl who's been recently dumped over the Internet by her boyfriend who works in the Netherlands. Be careful.The downside: It's still Tinder