Random Raves 49: Cats Can Have Little a Salami

[Synobun]

I’m deeply, madly, heels-over-head in love.

OMG I don’t know what to do with myself sometimes. I’ve never been this happy in my life. Every time I think of him, I get this feeling starting in my chest that radiates throughout my whole body, to my fingertips and toes. When he holds me, I get that feeling over and over and over, like my brain is just going to melt. He’s so gentle, and he’s strong and caring, and he absolutely adores me. I can barely believe this is real.

I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM

Oh why did this happen to me? What did I do to deserve this? How can this be real? I never knew I could feel like this.

I’m so incredibly lucky. OMG the way he looks at me. He knows just how to touch me. And the things he says to me, how he talks about my eyes and just looks at me with such a soulful gaze that penetrates into my soul. I feel like I’m going to die. And he’s promised to be mine forever. OMG somebody please help me!

Okay, enough about Snerk. How's Mr. KB doing?

 

[Zardnaar]

Okay, enough about Snerk. How's Mr. KB doing?

Lol.

 

[Synobun]

Lol.

Get an avatar, Kiwiboy.

 

[Zardnaar]

Get an avatar, Kiwiboy.

As you wish.

 

[cardgame]

He did!

 

[Zardnaar]

He did!

All hail Lord Dexter the pat prophet.

 

[Synobun]

Every time someone listens to me, my power increases tenfold.

 

[Zardnaar]

Every time someone listens to me, my power increases tenfold.

I've got the high ground. And Lord Dexter.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Every time someone listens to me, my power increases tenfold.

Ten times zero is still zero.

 

[Synobun]

Ten times zero is still zero.

Careful. When Mary wires me my $3000, I could hire someone to rough you up. $50. Behind the Wendy's.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Careful. When Mary wires me my $3000, I could hire someone to rough you up. $50. Behind the Wendy's.

They're building a Wendy's right around the corner from me. Clearly they don't understand the significance.

 

[Takhisis]

If I read things right, Syn-chan is going to the back of the Wendy's behind Tim's house to hire a criminal from the neighbourhood. I sense a problem.

Also, rave: Zardnaar's avatar is awesome.

 

[Synobun]

If I read things right, Syn-chan is going to the back of the Wendy's behind Tim's house to hire a criminal from the neighbourhood. I sense a problem.

I wouldn't need to do that. If I was going to Palmdale to hire a criminal, I'd go right to Tim's house.

 

[Zardnaar]

Also, rave: Zardnaar's avatar is awesome.

Lord Dexter approves. If you were on the driveway he would mooch a pat.

He's got a present for ya

 

[Timsup2nothin]

There you go. Always looking for a short cut.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Careful. When Mary wires me my $3000, I could hire someone to rough you up. $50. Behind the Wendy's.

They're building a Wendy's right around the corner from me. Clearly they don't understand the significance.

If I read things right, Syn-chan is going to the back of the Wendy's behind Tim's house to hire a criminal from the neighbourhood. I sense a problem.

I wouldn't need to do that. If I was going to Palmdale to hire a criminal, I'd go right to Tim's house.

You're going to pay Tim $50 to beat himself up?

 

[Birdjaguar]

Careful aimee.

 

[JohannaK]

You're going to pay Tim $50 to beat himself up?

He'd never see it coming.

 

[Arakhor]

Particularly if the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.

 

[MaryKB]

Mr KB finally got his transfer to the hospital in my county! Now his drive to work will be about twenty minutes, instead of nearly an hour This is really wonderful news! We've been waiting since July, but his old ER was having staffing problems and didn't want him to go.