Random Raves : Tank Goodness

[Snerk]

Story of my life...

So who's the Choxorn I've been sending all these raunchy texts to?

 

[Zack]

Probably his evil twin.

 

[GenMarshall]

Probably his evil twin.

Choxorn has a twin? I know he had a brother, but a twin?!
Choxorn has some explaining to do.

 

[bhsup]

Saw an awesome hoodie today at Casey's. "I look at lifted trucks like you boys look at my butt." It adorned a damned good looking gal wearing her cowboy boots with her jeans tucked into them and a studded belt. I was really tempted to ask her, "Hey, can I take your picture for a babes thread on an internet gaming forum?" Knowing that would have been creepy, I didn't.

That's actually twice now in the last couple of months I have been tempted to ask that. Another was a lovely tattooed worker at wal-mart. It's really too bad that is almost guaranteed to come across as creepy...

 

[Hygro]

Saw an awesome hoodie today at Casey's. "I look at lifted trucks like you boys look at my butt." It adorned a damned good looking gal wearing her cowboy boots with her jeans tucked into them and a studded belt. I was really tempted to ask her, "Hey, can I take your picture for a babes thread on an internet gaming forum?" Knowing that would have been creepy, I didn't.

That's actually twice now in the last couple of months I have been tempted to ask that. Another was a lovely tattooed worker at wal-mart. It's really too bad that is almost guaranteed to come across as creepy...

But you'd be a hero if you pulled it off.

 

[choxorn]

Choxorn has a twin? I know he had a brother, but a twin?!
Choxorn has some explaining to do.

Actually, I'm the evil twin. Snerk must be texting my good twin.

 

[Zack]

Actually, I'm the evil twin. Snerk must be texting my good twin.

God, I hate that guy. Whoever said the evil twin was worse?

 

[bhsup]

Well let me ask you something, Zack. Would you rather pal around with Sanda or Gaira?

 

[Kyriakos]

Saw an awesome hoodie today at Casey's. "I look at lifted trucks like you boys look at my butt." It adorned a damned good looking gal wearing her cowboy boots with her jeans tucked into them and a studded belt. I was really tempted to ask her, "Hey, can I take your picture for a babes thread on an internet gaming forum?" Knowing that would have been creepy, I didn't.

That's actually twice now in the last couple of months I have been tempted to ask that. Another was a lovely tattooed worker at wal-mart. It's really too bad that is almost guaranteed to come across as creepy...

There is a (very bleak) story by Guy de Maupassant, titled 'That pig of a Morin'. Morin is a surname. Basically the story is about how the same hot girl reacted entirely differently to Morin and then his envoy making a move on her. So: it is entirely about how one looks

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

"Military-style grenades", you say? As opposed to what, civilian-style ones?

 

[bhsup]

civilian-style ones?

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Do they have those with delayed detonation instead of being fused for impact?

 

[Takhisis]

Remember the Ammu-nation commercials from GTA: Vice City…

 

[gay_Aleks]

Uppercutting Fiends while Boone steals all my kills and then having a homemade pizza? Maybe this day wasn't so bad after all.

 

[Snerk]

Bought some new ski equipment. Love the little high you get from acquiring new gear. Too bad it's usually followed by the less euphoric you-should-be-saving-your-money comedown.

 

[Takhisis]

Now you can cross the mountains and attack the Swedes when they're least expecting it!

 

[Snerk]

Now this is what I like about you Tak, you see the invasion potential in all things. Some see the glass as half empty, you see the glass as half invaded.

 

[bhavv]

I want to invade Snerk's ______ with my ______.

 

[gay_Aleks]

I want to invade Snerk's oils with my wave of disgruntled immigrants!

 

[bhavv]

Not even close to what I had in mind but ok.