Random Raves VI: Put on a Happy Face

[Ulyaoth]

You are VERY UGLY!

The classic, but this one is my personal favorite.

May I HAVE your pants... please.

HOORAY RESPONSIBILITY!

Seriously, stuff like this makes me want to start drinking.

On another note, today being Earth day, a girl gave me a button with a picture of the Earth that says "There's no place like home" on it.

Oh, is that why those freaks on my campus were planting trees?

 

[Red Door]

YES!

My seat is now assigned next to my crush in Geometry.

Have you upgraded your status to talking to her yet?

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Oh, is that why those freaks on my campus were planting trees?

Probably. Our freaks just had a bake sale and handed out buttons.

 

[Dachs]

I got free money for cleaning my plates at a restaurant as part of their campaign to eliminate waste. Vanilla Coke resulted.

 

[Japanrocks12]

Some girl I've never met wants to have lunch with me because she liked the song that I posted lyrics of on my facebook

 

[Bigfoot3814]

She's probably nuts.

 

[Nylan]

Some girl I've never met wants to have lunch with me because she liked the song that I posted lyrics of on my facebook

I post lyrics all the time, why that never happen to me?

Also, best Konglish ever:

http://www.cjentus.com/english/index.html

 

[Dachs]

You'd think Greg Fields would have told them where they screwed up.

 

[Nylan]

You'd think Greg Fields would have told them where they screwed up.

That's what really throws me. He's the only American player in Korea, so you'd think they'd have some common sense there.

 

[Ulyaoth]

Some girl I've never met wants to have lunch with me because she liked the song that I posted lyrics of on my facebook

she gonna rob you

 

[choxorn]

Some girl I've never met wants to have lunch with me because she liked the song that I posted lyrics of on my facebook

You sure it's a she?

 

[West 36]

I'm listening to some Dutch people right now. All the jokes suddenly make sense
and they're all more then deserved.

 

[salty mud]

Happy St. George's Day everyone.

 

[Dachs]

Happy St. George's Day everyone.

And a merry Anniversary of Shakespeare's Death to you.

 

[salty mud]

And a most belated Shakespeare's birthday to all.

 

[Ulyaoth]

What's with you Anglos thinking St. George cares for you? St. George cares not for flag usurping protestants.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

After getting an Earth day button yesterday, and my dad taking out his old button collection from the 70s I think I've got button fever. Today I wore an original McGovern '72 happy face button. Is wearing buttons weird? If it is I don't care, I'm doin' it! I'm taking the buttons out of the Applebeeses and takin' 'em to the streets!

 

[Godwynn]

I'm up at 5 in the morning fully awake eating honey nut cheerios and I have no idea why but it feels WONDERFUL.

That is because Honey Nut Cheerios are awesome.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

That is because Honey Nut Cheerios are awesome.

They are, but they aren't hearty enough for me. I need malple sugar mini wheats to do me a full breakfast. Either that, or, as in the words of the great Dallas Penn: "Every once in a while, I have sex with a hooker. And after that... a mighty bowl of Corn Pops."

Chea!

 

[Nylan]

Hey Eran, a friend of mine was just called to serve in Arcadia. Mandarin speaking.