I got a fortune cooky that said, no joke, "Family relationships will improve with time in bed." Now, I know that you are meant to add 'in bed' to the end of the fortune, but I've never seen it printed before. And this was a fortune cooky from the restaurant I work at.
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Bigfoot3814
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I guess the guy down at the fortune cookie factory couldn't help himself. 
Awesome. I lived with Mandarin elders 3 times, which meant our answering machine messages were 3 times longer than in most missionary apartments.
Tell him congratulations on going somewhere with an In-N-Out, too.
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Ulyaoth
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My cat is fighting my rug
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I'm gonna go buy candy now. You gotta love Danish liquorice!
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What works? 
Virote_Considon
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His tele? His internet? His car? Probably something like that.
Trajan12
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Felt good out today. Nice and warm, overcast(storm came), and windy. I love that.
Also, the sounds of children's screams coming from the park as they were being blown to and fro put a smile on my face.
Also, the sounds of children's screams coming from the park as they were being blown to and fro put a smile on my face.
Also you have 6666 posts.
Huayna Capac357
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I'm back, baby! 
musekick
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I spent the whole day outside, reading and playing with my dog. It was wonderful.
Oh, and I managed to remove a virus from my computer that was bothering me.
Oh, and I managed to remove a virus from my computer that was bothering me.
D'Artagnan59
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Spring break.
Huayna Capac357
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Mine's over!
Synobun
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musekick
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My Summer break starts in a week.
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