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You definitely know things and presumably in the relevant field too. The confidence is up to you, but I imagine that being paid to put in an appearance can do wonders for that.
 
Syn-chan just keeps finding himself justifications to talk himself down.
 
Ways in which I am like Dracula
  • male
  • antipathy towards wooden stakes
  • obsessive counting of things
Ways in which I am not like Dracula
  • enjoys daylight more than nighttime
  • affinity for garlic
  • can be seen in a mirror
 
The above post has been brought to you by the number 3. :p
The Count is based on part of vampire folklore where I believe they have to stop to count something—I think it was seeds.

Anyway, my follow-up to that is: what if you got like a Rain Man vampire, and you throw the seeds down in front of him and he just goes “61, 61, 61. 183.” and then starts after you again?

That wouldn’t be good!
 
I feel bad for anyone that graduated with an economics degree in the Soviet Union in the late 1980's. Imagine how useless that would be!

Spoiler Comrade Economist, what is demand curve? :

"Demand curve is when Ministry of Transport build road and high-ranking Party member say 'I have dacha at Gorky, so build curve.'"
 
I feel bad for anyone that graduated with an economics degree in the Soviet Union in the late 1980's. Imagine how useless that would be!

Spoiler Comrade Economist, what is demand curve? :

"Demand curve is when Ministry of Transport build road and high-ranking Party member say 'I have dacha at Gorky, so build curve.'"
You should have seen the crisis US economics was in in the 1980s.
"Deficit spending causes people to choose to save exactly their share of the deficit in order to pay by future taxes and thereby drives no economic activity"
When the older economists would laugh and ask these young PhDs if they actually believed people were literally choosing to save money based on current deficits to save taxes, they would say "yes".

They saw an accounting identity and thought it was an economic behavior that literally no one does.
 
20 years ago tonight, I was in the hospital, and ended up staying for 5 weeks. Not how I'd planned to celebrate the turn of the century.
 
I was watching Sale of the Century yesterday, hosted by your Canadian Jim Perry.
He hosted quite a few Canadian game shows. The one I preferred was Headline Hunters.

Speaking of game shows and Canadian hosts, the week of January 4-8 is the last week you can see original-run Jeopardy! hosted by Alex Trebek. These are the last ones he did before he died.
 
I remember Maddie giving you a good talking to when you finally got home. :gripe:
You're thinking of almost two years ago, when I spent two weeks in the hospital. Maddy wasn't born until 2007, so she really didn't have anything to say about my earlier hospital stay.

My other cats did, though. I had four at the time: Maggie, Lightning, Tomtat, and Gussy. Lightning was very sensitive about people leaving and never coming back, as she experienced that with four of her siblings, two of her kittens, my oldest cat, Cassandra (had cancer and I had to have her put down), one of the dogs (also cancer), and my grandmother. Lightning also outlived her mother (Maggie) and remaining kitten (Tomtat). My dad would spend long periods of time away, but at least he came back.

I, on the other hand, up to that point had spent 3 days away at the longest, when my friend and I went to Spokane for Labor Day weekend in 1987. Lightning wasn't as upset about that, given that she had just had her own kittens (we kept Tomtat).

Lightning was used to me always being around, and when I ended up in the hospital and didn't come back for such a long time, she thought I'd died as well. When I did come back, I remember calling up the stairs to the cats, Lightning came down a few steps, stopped and stared at me like she'd seen a ghost, and ran back up. She wouldn't come near me for hours, as she wasn't sure I was actually really there and would really stay. But she finally did come up to me, and stuck like glue for quite some time.

Lightning and Maddy were very similar in size and temperament - very affectionate cats. Lightning was a black and white tuxedo cat, and so far is the longest-lived of all my cats. She died June 26, 2004, just before 10 pm, right by my feet (age 17.5). It was hard to watch her die; I knew it was coming, just not when, and I'm grateful that she chose to stay close by, and not run off somewhere like many other cats do.

After Lightning died, I was down to one cat, Gussy. The following spring I adopted Chloe, and two years after that, I adopted Maddy. Gussy died in November that same year.

But yeah, Lightning liked to keep track of all her family members, whether they were cats, dogs, or humans, and Maddy is the same way. Both of them were/are upset when I'm gone too long. Maddy's gotten to the point now that she doesn't panic every time I go to check the mail, but she still occasionally meets me at the door and scolds me for leaving, and there are times when I haven't gone anywhere but she gets upset and starts fussing rather loudly. I just call out to her to reinforce that I'm here and available for cuddling, and she settles down.
 
So it seems Carlsen is dead. He did recently have a bad run and now got eliminated from the tournament.
That said, chess isn't creative; maybe if someone actually likes chess a lot they won't get tired from using the same (of rather massive volume by now, though) theory, to solve problems which won't lead to anything more important.
 
Flash player is officially dead.
BBC said:
Adobe Flash Player is finally laid to rest

Adobe Flash Player, the browser plug-in that brought rich animations and interactivity to the early web, has officially reached the end of its life.

Released in 1996, Flash was once one of the most popular ways for people to stream videos and play games online.

But it was plagued with security problems and failed to transition to the smartphone era.

Adobe will no longer offer security updates for Flash and has urged people to uninstall it.

It will also stop videos and animations running in its Flash Player from 12 January.

Why was Flash popular?
When Flash was first released, a majority of internet users connected via dial-up connections that were very slow by today's standards.

But Flash let web designers and animators deliver exciting content that could be downloaded relatively quickly.

"You could make a full three-minute animation with multiple characters, backgrounds, sounds and music less than 2 megabytes (MB) and viewable from within the browser," explained animator David Firth.

His surreal animations and characters - such as the gangly, green hunchback Salad Fingers - enjoyed viral success before the advent of social media.

"I just made the stuff I wanted to see that I felt was missing: dark, surreal comedy," he told the BBC.

"There were no shortcuts to viral content. No corporate fingers twiddling the algorithms. It was simply attention-grabbing and quality material that rose to the top."

Sites such as Newgrounds - described as "the YouTube of Flash" by Mr Firth - sprung up to serve the growing demand for cartoons and interactive games.

"It was the first website I'd ever seen that allowed anyone to post content and it be available in real time. If the community felt the content was low quality, it would get removed at the end of the day so you actually had to take that into account when posting," he said.

What happened?
Flash was about more than just animations - it also let websites such as YouTube stream high-quality video.

By 2009, Adobe said Flash was installed on 99% of internet-connected desktop PCs.

But by then the world was shifting towards mobile devices and Adobe was slow to react.

"We had optimised for lower-end phones with Flash Lite," explains David Mendels, former executive vice president of products at Adobe.

"It was incredibly successful in places like Japan, but it wasn't the same as the full desktop Flash. It wasn't fully compatible."

In April 2010, Apple's Steve Jobs wrote a blistering open letter headlined Thoughts On Flash, in which he laid out why Apple would not let Flash run on iPhones and iPads.

Flash, he argued, was cumbersome to use on a touchscreen, unreliable, a security threat and a drain on battery life.

He said videos and animations could instead be delivered with HTML5 and other open technologies, making Flash redundant on a smartphone or tablet.

"When the iPhone came out, Flash wasn't quite ready," Mr Mendels told the BBC.

"But also I think Apple wanted to create an Apple-only ecosystem."

Eventually, Adobe did get a version of its Flash Player working on smartphones.

But the internet had moved on. Big brands such as Facebook, Netflix and YouTube were already streaming videos to smartphones without Flash and in November 2011 Adobe ended development of Flash for mobile devices.

It continued to produce Flash for desktop computers, but the software suffered from multiple security flaws.

In 2015, Apple disabled the plug-in in its Safari web browser by default, and Google's Chrome started blocking some pieces of Flash content.

In July 2017, Adobe announced that it would retire Flash in 2020.

It said other technologies, such as HTML5 had matured enough to provide a "viable alternative", without requiring users to install and update a dedicated plug-in.

What happens to all the old animations?
Since Adobe will prevent Flash Player from displaying content from 12 January, there are concerns that years of animations, games and interactive websites will be lost.

Gaming company Zynga closed the original version of its FarmVille video game on New Year's Eve after 11 years, as it relied on Flash to run.

An open, collaborative project known as Ruffle is working to develop software that can play Flash content in a web browser, without requiring a plug-in.

The Internet Archive is currently hosting more than 2,000 items.

Its collection includes episodes of Salad Fingers, although David Firth has posted official copies on YouTube, which he considers to have been a "Flash killer".

"As time went on and YouTube offered higher and higher-quality video formats, there was simply no reason to post in the Flash format," he explained.

But since Flash was also used for interactive websites and games, there was "every reason to preserve the format", he told the BBC.

Many of the features animators used are still available in Adobe Animate.

In its final update, Adobe said: "We want to take a moment to thank all of our customers and developers who have used and created amazing Flash Player content over the last two decades.

"We are proud that Flash had a crucial role in evolving web content across animation, interactivity, audio, and video."

How can I remove Flash from my computer?
Adobe has provided instructions for removing Flash on Windows and Mac computers on its website.

It has warned: "Uninstalling Flash Player will help to secure your system since Adobe does not intend to issue Flash Player updates or security patches after the end-of-life date."
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-55497353
 
So, albinoblacksheep and homestarrunner and so on…? :cry:
 
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