Yoshiegg737
Jungo Jungo
Portugal!!!!!!!!!! 
[RFC] Rome: Eternal Empire
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ilduce349
(Financial, Philo)
ENGLAND!!!!!!
Also welcome back
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Also welcome back
Mosher
Mushroom dad
Mongolia!!!!!!
Optical
The Fall of the Eleventh
Welome back! Great to see stories we all thought were dead continuing.
It's Germany, isn't it?
It's Germany, isn't it?
hoplitejoe
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Tibet!
MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
All of you are wrong. Writing the action-packed (probably multi-part) chapter, Rome: Rise of Monarchies NOW!
hoplitejoe
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I know it's France anyway....
MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
France is involved, but Louie doesn't ruin anything.
MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
Hello. Now for the update you have all been waiting for... Rome: RISE OF MONARCHIES!
Behold the Known World! A good proportion of which belongs to ME.
Here is my egyptian colony of Butt-o, and my target of Icantpronuceia. ALL YOUR EGYPT R SOON BELONGING TO ME
Well, this is what you've been waiting for, folks, SPAIN. At least they won't take MY mercilessness conq-- rightfully owned territory.
It's Hammy. Go away and get pwned by Persia or Arabia.
Behold the French Attack Team! (or F.A.T. for short.) They are my lazy French defense units (sorry France, no free Praetorians for you
) mixed in with a couple of newly created ones.
Me: FAT, prepare for battle.
FAT: We're not fat! Just... sizely challenged!
Me: YOU DARE NOT AGREE WITH ME!
FAT Leader: Um... PREPARE FOR BATTLE, FAT!
Stupid camel archer. With all of my military headed for France, I guess my future Egyptian colonies will have to wait. RAGE! EXECUTE SOMEONE RANDOMLY!
Well, here it is. FAT, PREPARE FOR BATTLE!
Well, that was semi-easy. The only thing they had was a Longbowman, and I only lost 2 FATs.
Sorry. My empire doesn't help Muslims. Plus, we hate each other anyway. *hides comedians doing insulting impressions of Saladin (now the most popular show in the Empire!)*
OK, I think an ally might be good. After farther negotiations, she got Athestics and 35 gold.
I have one of these now! Before:
And after. TAKE THAT FRANCE! (and Barcelona)
Crap, Butt-o got razed. MORE RAGE AND EXECUTIONS!
Here come the English! I will have to build up a navy if I want your island.
And germany. No parts of france for you!
Russians!
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for...
That's right, the Arabs. Now I have a war on two fronts. All of my military is is France. And the Arabs should have a pretty big empire...
My problem is that I don't have the "give contact" ability from civ 3. I could get some help if Spain declared war on Arabia (yay for realism) and India declared war on France. I seem to be a centerpiece in all this.
The known world. It's about to descend into war.
Behold the Known World! A good proportion of which belongs to ME.
Here is my egyptian colony of Butt-o, and my target of Icantpronuceia. ALL YOUR EGYPT R SOON BELONGING TO ME
Well, this is what you've been waiting for, folks, SPAIN. At least they won't take MY mercilessness conq-- rightfully owned territory.
It's Hammy. Go away and get pwned by Persia or Arabia.
Behold the French Attack Team! (or F.A.T. for short.) They are my lazy French defense units (sorry France, no free Praetorians for you
) mixed in with a couple of newly created ones.Me: FAT, prepare for battle.
FAT: We're not fat! Just... sizely challenged!
Me: YOU DARE NOT AGREE WITH ME!
FAT Leader: Um... PREPARE FOR BATTLE, FAT!
Stupid camel archer. With all of my military headed for France, I guess my future Egyptian colonies will have to wait. RAGE! EXECUTE SOMEONE RANDOMLY!
Well, here it is. FAT, PREPARE FOR BATTLE!
Well, that was semi-easy. The only thing they had was a Longbowman, and I only lost 2 FATs.
Sorry. My empire doesn't help Muslims. Plus, we hate each other anyway. *hides comedians doing insulting impressions of Saladin (now the most popular show in the Empire!)*
OK, I think an ally might be good. After farther negotiations, she got Athestics and 35 gold.
I have one of these now! Before:
And after. TAKE THAT FRANCE! (and Barcelona)
Crap, Butt-o got razed. MORE RAGE AND EXECUTIONS!
Here come the English! I will have to build up a navy if I want your island.
And germany. No parts of france for you!
Russians!
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for...
That's right, the Arabs. Now I have a war on two fronts. All of my military is is France. And the Arabs should have a pretty big empire...
My problem is that I don't have the "give contact" ability from civ 3. I could get some help if Spain declared war on Arabia (yay for realism) and India declared war on France. I seem to be a centerpiece in all this.
The known world. It's about to descend into war.
MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
Thanks. Anyone have tips for what I should do with the Arabs?
hoplitejoe
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Deal with the French first.
Yoshiegg737
Jungo Jungo
India is blocking the Arab's from getting to you
MoreEpicThanYou
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The arabs have a city on the Medeterranean. They could invade by sea.
EDIT: Wait, it's on the Black. They'd have to get Constantinopolis first.
EDIT: It's not on the black. They have access to the Mediterranean. This war relies on me taking that city, The problem is, I don't have much of a navy...
EDIT: Wait, it's on the Black. They'd have to get Constantinopolis first.
EDIT: It's not on the black. They have access to the Mediterranean. This war relies on me taking that city, The problem is, I don't have much of a navy...
Mosher
Mushroom dad
Just ignore the Arabs, they won't do anything.
MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
OK. Because I'm bored, you get another update today. I'll follow advice, ignore the Arabs, and conquer/capitulate France.
SouthernKing
crickety cricket
MoreEpicThanYou
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Writing the update now! The French war turns out good, as I get some unexpected help from the Dutch.
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