hoplitejoe
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that's 20 minutes, I don't mind i just wanted to ninja you.
[RFC] Rome: Eternal Empire
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MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
LETS GO!
One day, a guy named Augustus Caesar decided "ALL YOUR ITALIAN PENINSULA R BELONGING TO US!" So he took complete control over the tribe living next to a river, and built a city there. He forced the people there to build him an awesome palace. "Ahh, now I can sit there and do absolutely nothing and watch the world crumble around me!" he said. This quote has said to have been the father of all modern politicians.
However, he had two more groups of people who wanted to settle a city. So he commanded one to go to a forest in the south, and the other to go northwest, past an independent city. He sent an archer to each of the city spots. He then looked at his remaining troops, which he somehow got without iron, and he told them to get in the galleys. "Yes, almighty ruler who is more epic than me of Rome" said all of his people to him.
The galleys went south, and met a nation called Carthage, lead by a guy who rode elephants named Hammy. The emperor had big plans for Carthage... very big indeed...
(Everything above this was not included in pictures because of technical difficulties.)
One group of settlers made it to the forest and settled Pompeii, and began working on a Monolith. The other, to the emperor's rage, "ARRRRRGH! EXECUTE SOMEONE RANDOMLY IMMEDIATELY!" got blocked by the independent city's borders. At Pompeii, the people met a guy named Perry, who lead the Greeks.
The Emperor, continuing with his plan, attacked Carthage.
Crap, it got razed. *FLYING RAGE*
The independent city, Meliodalum (I'm NOT going to try to spell it) joined Rome! The Emperor does a happy dance.
The Emperor now has his smart slav- wise men research Archery. *hides whip behind back*
He then gets plans to take over Sparta... Evil plans...
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hi there, Rammy. Do you like the Tar Heels?
Will I get creamed by the Spartans? Will I take over Greece? Or will Egypt come into play? Find out next time, on Rome: Eternal Empire!
One day, a guy named Augustus Caesar decided "ALL YOUR ITALIAN PENINSULA R BELONGING TO US!" So he took complete control over the tribe living next to a river, and built a city there. He forced the people there to build him an awesome palace. "Ahh, now I can sit there and do absolutely nothing and watch the world crumble around me!" he said. This quote has said to have been the father of all modern politicians.
However, he had two more groups of people who wanted to settle a city. So he commanded one to go to a forest in the south, and the other to go northwest, past an independent city. He sent an archer to each of the city spots. He then looked at his remaining troops, which he somehow got without iron, and he told them to get in the galleys. "Yes, almighty ruler who is more epic than me of Rome" said all of his people to him.
The galleys went south, and met a nation called Carthage, lead by a guy who rode elephants named Hammy. The emperor had big plans for Carthage... very big indeed...
(Everything above this was not included in pictures because of technical difficulties.)
One group of settlers made it to the forest and settled Pompeii, and began working on a Monolith. The other, to the emperor's rage, "ARRRRRGH! EXECUTE SOMEONE RANDOMLY IMMEDIATELY!" got blocked by the independent city's borders. At Pompeii, the people met a guy named Perry, who lead the Greeks.
The Emperor, continuing with his plan, attacked Carthage.
Crap, it got razed. *FLYING RAGE*
The independent city, Meliodalum (I'm NOT going to try to spell it) joined Rome! The Emperor does a happy dance.
The Emperor now has his smart slav- wise men research Archery. *hides whip behind back*
He then gets plans to take over Sparta... Evil plans...
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hi there, Rammy. Do you like the Tar Heels?
Will I get creamed by the Spartans? Will I take over Greece? Or will Egypt come into play? Find out next time, on Rome: Eternal Empire!
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if you copy the URL of the pictures and press the 
pasting them in there you can see the picture on the post.
pasting them in there you can see the picture on the post.
MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
if you copy the URL of the pictures and press the
THANKS YOU
So what do you think?
hoplitejoe
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A very nice start to your story 
MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
Thanks for the praise! Did any of you watch my vids?
ilduce349
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what vids?
MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
*points to first post*
ilduce349
(Financial, Philo)
moreepic747 has to be more epic then yoshi737
I just watched the vid, but Mine Craft is kinda boring, no offense...
I just watched the vid, but Mine Craft is kinda boring, no offense...
MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
Ah well. I wasnt expecting too many Minecraft fans here anyway.
Optical
The Fall of the Eleventh
Nice first segment. This is definitely promising 
MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
I never expected this much praise! Because of my ness, Part 2 will come out today!
ness, Part 2 will come out today!
ilduce349
(Financial, Philo)
Yay!!
MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
Part 2 of Rome: Eternal Empire will come out in the next 15 minutes!
WILL I TAKES GREECE? OR NOT?
WILL I TAKES GREECE? OR NOT?
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your to late ninja again?
MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
And so begins Part 2 of Rome: Eternal Empire! When we last left off, Augustus Caesar was about to take over Sparta!
AND SO IT BEGINS
Crap. That's starting things off with a bang. ME NEED GREAT WALL
And now we found Spalatum, making me exactly the same a the Rome in Pharaohs: Lords of the Sun. Not for long though!
TEH LONG-AWAITED BATTLE FOR SPARTA! The four Great Armies of Praetorians attack. One is lost due to the powerful Phalanx. As for the rest...
The remaining Three Armies victoriously take over Sparta. After a bit of healing, and word reaches the Emperor, who immediately orders a celebration in the form of a play, which some people never got back out of character ("Very realistic, especially the gore!" the critics said."), word is received that Athens must be taken.
With all the successes of the Three Armies, the Emperor faints when he sees just HOW MANY barbarian archers are crossing his territory. Rumor has it that after he woke up, he walked up to his smart slav- wise men's room with a whip. "MUST... GET... CONSTRUCTION...
As the barbs are one tile away, another thing the Emperor can't get soon enough is iron.
AND THE BARBS ATTACK! 1 Roman archer vs 6 barb archers.
O... M... F... G...
And we attack Athens! As for what happens...
The Roman Empire and the known world.
Up next? I will build up the Empire's infrastructure. Remember to give me praise and suggestions for what to do!
AND SO IT BEGINS
Crap. That's starting things off with a bang. ME NEED GREAT WALL
And now we found Spalatum, making me exactly the same a the Rome in Pharaohs: Lords of the Sun. Not for long though!
TEH LONG-AWAITED BATTLE FOR SPARTA! The four Great Armies of Praetorians attack. One is lost due to the powerful Phalanx. As for the rest...
The remaining Three Armies victoriously take over Sparta. After a bit of healing, and word reaches the Emperor, who immediately orders a celebration in the form of a play, which some people never got back out of character ("Very realistic, especially the gore!" the critics said."), word is received that Athens must be taken.
With all the successes of the Three Armies, the Emperor faints when he sees just HOW MANY barbarian archers are crossing his territory. Rumor has it that after he woke up, he walked up to his smart slav- wise men's room with a whip. "MUST... GET... CONSTRUCTION...
As the barbs are one tile away, another thing the Emperor can't get soon enough is iron.
AND THE BARBS ATTACK! 1 Roman archer vs 6 barb archers.
O... M... F... G...
And we attack Athens! As for what happens...
The Roman Empire and the known world.
Up next? I will build up the Empire's infrastructure. Remember to give me praise and suggestions for what to do!
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