[RFC] Rome: Eternal Empire

[Emperor Bosco I]

Technically, those are only semi-colons. I know, I know, I'm being nitpicky (and risking being hanged) but I felt I should mention it anyway.

Have you considered getting rid of France via razing? Ooh, or nukes!

 

[W|M]

Considering France has just capitulated to METY and nuking France would be nuking himself, I don't think so.

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Don't worry, Bosco, I'm sure you won't get hanged. *hides guillotine*

As for France, maybe I'll declare war on the Dutch and "forget" to defend Paris.

 

[strijder20]

I want congress update!
Hey, don't be so mean to the Frenchies. I like them.
Although I like the Dutch better, so don't declare war on them. No, raze Babylonia instead, the most powerful country in the world!

 

[thecaesar]

Hey, don't be so mean to the Frenchies. I like them.

The frenchies are and deserve to be forced to to Rome! Oh, I mean Epicland...

 

[inohotep]

Meh, I hate Rome.
Not Epicland, just Rome.

 

[thecaesar]

 

[GHalfrunt]

Also, we are beating An Iberian Love Story, and are 400 views away from beating Celestial Bureaucracy.

Woot. It's getting the recognition it deserves. This and An Iberian Love Story are my favorite active stories.

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

The Congressional Update will come... soon. (AKA: When I get around to it ) I'm becoming another Yoshi.

 

[Emperor Bosco I]

Interesting thing: France and America have bailed each other out during two wars each. US gave help during WWs I & II, France saved US during the Revolution and the War of 1812, although we got into that one because of France anyway. It still balances out though, because without the Louisiana Purchase, we never would have been a powerful country.

I still like killing them, though

Off with my head!!!

And I bow before the stupid Roman copycats, because even if they stole everything from Greece, they made it all BETTER.

 

[thecaesar]

And I bow before the stupid Roman copycats, because even if they stole everything from Greece, they made it all BETTER.

Is true.

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Sadly, I've got a Scout trip this weekend, but I'll be back, hopefully with an update, on Sunday afternoon. That is, unless I pull a Yoshi. All the greats do... (looks at Sisutil)

 

[SamSniped]

*Insert pic of Master Chief from "Arby and the Chief" saying "sad Face" here*

 

[Mouthwash]

Considering France has just capitulated to METY and nuking France would be nuking himself, I don't think so.

Can't he just cancel the "vassal state" deal?

 

[momo1000]

Only the vassal can cancel it

 

[thecaesar]

Only the vassal can cancel it

I think that's only if it's a peace-vassal. If you capitulate them, I believe you can cancel the vassal deal.

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Welcome to another epic update of Rome: Eternal Empire, the story that will always come out on the dates I set for it! Right, citizens?
Citizens: Yes, that is right! In the Non-Government-Authorized Dictionary of Epicland, it says this:
On time- To do something somewhere between days and months after you say it will. Example: MoreEpicThanYou is always on time when updating his story.
Me: WHA... BAD CITIZENS! SOLDIERS, FIRE!
Citizens: AAH!
Now that that's dealt with, on to the story!

Gandhi and Vicky are pleased, and everyone else hates me, so that leaves the Dutch.

Hello, Willem! Would you like a ton of FREE CASH!
Willem von Oranghe: No.
Since when do people decline free $?

They didn't finish revolting! Therefore, I can take it. Because of how close it is to Rome, it's only a semi-colony, so only semi-colonization will go on there.
Semi-Colonized Citizen: ;;;;;;;; :
Um... I'd better not translate that. *shoots citizen*

THIS! IS! SPARTAN! CONGRESS!

Hmm... I hate the Portuguese, but I don't know where those cities are. Mexicopolis is starving Tuitan by its culture, so I'll pick that. Even though I gave it to Washington...

I WIN! TAKE THAT, CHEAP WASHINGTON!

I hate the Turks, so an obvious Yes.

The English are my chaps, even though scones are outlawed in the Empire. No.

I vote no. I want to keep a balance between the caliphates, so they kill eachother instead of hopelessly trying to kill me. I'm doing them a favor.

I don't know how Kublai Khan got here without conquering China, but no, he is not hurting my last non-vassal ally.

I should've said Yes for this one, that's a horrible city.

HOW DARE YOU WANT ONE OF MY CITIES? *tension builds*

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! NO ONE TAKES MY CITIES!

Well, the Americans DOW'd me. You know what that means...

Not what I was thinking, but it does mean that!

I plan on exiling the Americans to the most horrible place on Earth... Canada!

Wha... I guess you can't raze a city you once owned. I'll WB it away.

IT'S STALIN! Because of this guy and Izzy's disappearance, I am now single. Dang.

Part 1 of Operation Canada is complete!

Taking a look at the world. See you next time, on another 100% on-time update of Rome: Eternal Empire!

 

[thecaesar]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXILE THEM TO THE NORTHERN WASTES!!!!!!!!!

 

[Emperor Bosco I]

YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!! Semicolons!!!!!

I will to my lord METY be true and faithful, and love all which he loves and shun all which he shuns.

This horse is America!

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Your sig... Wait till Tambien sees this!

You have earned the METY Cookie of METY Worshipping.