Earth AD 2754
Erþō, Ertho, and Earth
Thx! I've been lurking the forums for the last year and just now decided to make an account to chat with you guys. You all are awsome. 
[RFC] Rome: Eternal Empire
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Daedwartin
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Welcome, time traveler , to the land where the strong control all and the weak "cultured" people burn, where the advanced destroy the primitive, where the UN is a tool for world domination, where democracy is just a means of building things quicker while communism is the most effective economy for large empires more often than not, where those who conquer the quickest and than keep control of their spoils are the most respected, where men love to start as cavemen on their trip 2 the cosmos, the heavens fall twice with incantations of unbelievable power, where the ultimate religious authority is a white, radioactive rock that can burst forth sometimes with the radiance of a thousand suns[1], where the forecast is continued war in a hell-hole of eternal war against
This is Civfanatics. Only The the strong will flourish under its members iron rule and titanium fists. The weak will be perished, the strong ganged on, the cunning survive.
Magnificent One
Stetsons are cool.
Great AAR! But is the Eternal Empire dead or shall it continue past the end turn?
MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
No, the Eternal Empire is merely lazy. 
Earth AD 2754
Erþō, Ertho, and Earth
Daedwartin, thank you for your, um,
welcome, but it, quite frankly, reminded me of my travels, many of them I have happened to see had a raging conflict going on. 
@METY: I'm sorry to say, but your youtube videos will never seek any popularity.
Spoiler :
@METY: I'm sorry to say, but your youtube videos will never seek any popularity.
MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
Well, I've finished playing the next update. It will tell the story of the War of the Nuking of the British, and you'll get to see the Emperor, the Premier, and Chuck Norris' quest to find a new Narrator.
Earth AD 2754
Erþō, Ertho, and Earth
Poor, poor narrator. He was just trying to add a twist to the story.
Earth AD 2754
Erþō, Ertho, and Earth
Um, METY, it's been a while, so Y U NO update story!?!?!?!??!
DC123456789
Deity
Haven't you read the thread? Last time he said he played through the update, it was another six months before the update. 
Earth AD 2754
Erþō, Ertho, and Earth
Yes, I did. But I want it now.
Emperor Bosco I
Guiding the flock
Patience, young one... 
Immortality
Chieftain
Nukes + Poetry = Epic Story. 
Earth AD 2754
Erþō, Ertho, and Earth
That's why I want it now!
MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
Hey, guys. It's the last day of summer for me, so I figured I might as well get an update out while I have time.
Anyway, this update is going to be a tribute to my fans for sticking with me for all this time, so I can do something special on the Super Epic Final Update. And by "tribute to the fans", I mean "overloaded with S&T references." Some of you will only get if you've been here for a long time. (I know at least some of you migrants to IOT and NESing are still lurking here...)
So, without farther ado, let the update begin!
*On a suspiciously familiar stage, a bunch of blue lights come on.*
Ryan Seacrest: I'm Ryan Seacrest. And this... is ROMAN NARRATOR!
*cheesy music*
Ryan Seacrest: And introducing the judges... he's practically a god, CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris: Please, a god is an understatement. Most Time Lords pray to lesser beings than Chuck Norris.
Ryan Seacrest: He was kicked out of office and got his ass kicked all on the same day...
Ex-Emperor: I heard that!
Ryan Seacrest: ...THE EX-EMPEROR!
Audience: BOOOOO!
Ex-Emperor: Aw, come on! What has he been telling you...
Ryan Seacrest: Well, for that burn, you should probably thank... THE PREMIER!
*Audience cheers*
Premier: Yeeeeeeah.
But Chuck, why did you bring in one of those really annoying celebrities from your universe?
Ryan Seacrest: Hey!
Chuck Norris: How do you think he got famous? He went downstairs and traded his freedom for the ability to get fame. Then, I won him in poker with the Devil last Wednesday. I'm only using him because I had him on hand.
Premier: Still, let's make him shut up and we can get to the narrating.
Ex-Emperor: Yeah!
Premier: So, for our first contestant, we have someone named... Aos.
*A slick-looking guy in a tuxedo steps on the stage*
Chuck Norris (whispering to the judges): I could swear I saw a bunch of people who looked like him last time I visited Hell...
Ex-Emperor: OK, so we've got a few pictures for you to narrate. Let's see what you've got.
Aos: As you can see, my readers, this pictorialgraph shows the nukification of the Island of Britain. London has been capturified, and there is a large Armed Battalion Attacking Invasion Force of Death preparing to attack the rest of the Island.
Aos: The same can also be saidified for the Dutch.
Aos: As you can see in the next pictorialgram..
Chuck Norris: Wait! I know what you are... you're a Lawyer!
*Audience gasps*
Aos: Yes, it's true... so I will start my true mission.
Aos: HEY! AUTHOR! I DID IT FIRST! I'M SUING THIS ENTIRE UNIVERSE FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!
Ex-Emperor: What is he talking about? He can't sue MoreEpicThanYou! He's too Epic.
Aos: YEAH! IT'S TRUE! I MADE ROME SURVIVE BEFORE YOU! BURN! CONSIDER YOURSELF SUED!
*A light shines down from nowhere as MoreEpicThanYou descends from the Real World*
Premier: It can't be!
MoreEpicThanYou: Aos...you have made one fatal mistake: You sued me from within my story.
*A bottomless pit opens before Aos*
MoreEpicThanYou: BEHOLD THE POWER OF FAIR USE LAWS!
Aos: NOOOOO!
Chuck Norris: Crap, I'm sensing a bad pun is coming.
Aos: I'LL SUE YOU IN HELL, MOREEPICTHANYOU!
*Aos falls down as the bottomless pit closes from the top*
Premier: Well, that's over. Next!
Chuck Norris: Wait... I think you two should look at the next few screenshots without a narrator... You two will find them very interesting...
Ex-Emperor:
You would nuke the Holy Land?
Premier: Would I, Ex-Emperor? Would I?
Ex-Emperor: NOOOOOO!
Premier: Nope.. Because I at least want you to stay sane, I nuked Amsterdam. But, I could always nuke Jerusalem...
Ex-Emperor: *shivers*
Chuck Norris: Anyway, let's move on.
*A nerdy-looking, very sweaty guy steps on the stage*
???: OMYGAWDIMYOURBIGGESTFAN! *pants*
Premier: Um....
Bosco: Seriously, you guys are my heroes. My name is Bosco. Can you and the Ex-Emperor sign my autograph book?
Ex-Emperor: Sure...
*The characters sign Bosco's book*
Bosco: OMYGAWDIHAVETHEIRAUTOGRAPH! Everyone at Eternal Empire-Con was so jealous that I was crowned Biggest Fanboy, and now I have this! SIGN MY BACK!
Ex-Emperor: Really?
Bosco: SIGN IT. NOW.
Chuck Norris: Sorry, guys, he's using his Fanboy Powers. I'm staying out of this one.
Premier: Fine... *signs Bosco's back*
Ex-Emperor: Look, if you ask for any more autographs, we'll disqualify you.
Bosco: Aww...
Bosco: OMYGAWDIMNARRATINGETERNALEMPIRE! So, the Epic Army takes, um, Plymauth?
Ex-Emperor: Mispelled!
Bosco: Crap, um, the Dutch sneaked a ship into the Mediterranean...
Premier: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN! Show us!
Bosco: I'm looking, I'm looking!
Ex-Emperor: PREMIER!
Bosco: Um, um, ship moved, um, um, um!
Audience: BOOO!
Chuck Norris: Your narration is bad and you should feel bad!
Bosco: Life's hard as a fanboy...
Chuck Norris: NEXT!
Premier: Wait, before the next one comes, I have something to show you.
Ex-Emperor: This can't be good.
Premier: WHAT? I can't nuke it? Stupid Civ rules...
Ex-Emperor: Before he died, Jesus made Jerusalem invincible to idiot dictators.
Premier: Fine, I'll just nuke the wasteland south of it. Who's up next?
Tamboy: Hey, my name's Tambi- er, Tamb...oy. Yeah, Tamboy!
Chuck Norris: Whatever your real name is, carry on.
Tamboy: I just want to say I'm a big fan of you guys. Not as big as the last guy, though, I mostly write fan fiction.
Ex-Emperor: He can't be that bad if they're only fanfics.
Tamboy: Wow, looks like the Germans were actually productive.
(Had problems with this screenshot, they captured Oslo)
Tamboy: Because we're running out of places to nuke, the Premier chose DutchCanada Northern Wastes.
Premier: He's good. Suspiciously good...
Tamboy: Wow, looks like-
Premier: I'll take this one.
*Ex-Emperor gasps*
Premier: Yes, that's right. I don't think your Jesus though someone could just nuke the water...
Ex-Emperor: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Premier: That's right. No more holy monuments for you.
Chuck Norris: That's just cruel...
Premier: I'm the Premier, I can do what I want.
Tamboy: Woah, looks like that Dutch ship is heading to attack the navy.
Chuck Norris: I sense a disturbance in the Epicness.
Ex-Emperor: What's the Epicness?
Chuck Norris: The Epicness is a force that controls all things in the Universe. MoreEpicThanYou has the greatest known concentration of it.
Tamboy: *sigh* Figures...
Tamboy: Amsterdam was captured by our forces.
Premier: Very good! I think we'll see who's next, but you stand a good chance of getting the job! MoreEpicThanYou will be proud.
Tamboy: Yes! Then I'll be able to add my ideas into the story. For example, in one of the hot, steamy, love scenes, we could...
Ex-Emperor: Wait, did you say HOT, STEAMY, LOVE SCENES! But the only girl to ever enter this story was only there for one update!
Tamboy: Oh, you don't know? Almost every Eternal Empire fanfic is a slash fic between you and the Premier. Mine was voted "Most Perverted Emperor/Premier Slash Fic Written By A Straight Guy."
*Everyone gasps*
Premier: BANISH HIM!
*Tamboy runs out of the building*
Ex-Emperor: Wow... to think he was almost the new Narrator... I don't want to know what kind of a love scene he wanted to add.
MoreEpicThanYou: A hot, steamy one. Anyway, I don't read slash fics, but I don't care if people write them about my characters. Thankfully, though, I have other good reasons to toss Tamboy into a bottomless pit.
Tamboy *from far away*: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Premier: Did our Infantry just get killed by a cancer-ridden radioactive British Infantry? There's only one thing to do about this...
Ex-Emperor: I wonder what it is...
Premier:
That's better. Isn't pain and suffering great, everyone?
Audience *in a trance*: Yes. Yes it is.
Ex-Emperor: What, you brainwashed them, too?
Premier: They're just stupid, but that still means the answer to your question is yes.
Chuck Norris: NEXT!
*A guy wearing a Rainbow Dash T-shirt walks on the stage*
Premier: Oh, no...
Brony: Oh, yes. I've read your story, and I think it's great, but it needs more Ponies. I've came to make the necessary improvements that were voted upon by the Bronies League United.
Premier: We can't let him on here! He's a Brony!
Brony: EVERYTHING NEEDS MORE PONIES! MOAR PONIES!
Ex-Emperor: Um... Carry on.
Brony: Thanks. I have a name, but I prefer to go by the Unidentified Brony. Brony for short.
Brony: Our friends at the Nuke Launching Center are nuking everypony in that city.
Brony: Everypony in England is now our friend! Hooray!
Chuck Norris *whispering*: This guy is really starting to piss me off.
Looks like the Fat Cow-Pony's government is surviving in South Africa and the rest of their pony:ies.
Ex-Emperor *whispering*: How dare he mangle my perfectly good bad pun!
Brony: Our to empires are becoming friendlier every day with the signing of this peace trea-
Premier: STOP IT! STOP! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! *presses button*
Brony: Umm... is that one of your Nukes? You'd nuke YOURSELF to get out of this?
Premier: Oh, it's much worse than a Nuke. For you.
MoreEpicThanYou: Hey, who pressed the- wait, is that a BRONY? IN MY STORY?
Ex-Emperor: Here it comes!
MoreEpicThanYou: EPIC... SMASH!
*Explosions ensue*
*The dust clears eventually*
Chuck Norris: So, what happened?
MoreEpicThanYou: Aw... I think I was too light on him. I only smashed him into bits, then personally separated every atom of those bits, then vaporized all the atoms, and finally put the vapor in a black hole.
Premier: Well, now we have another problem: There were only four people stupid enough to want to be a Narrator.
Ex-Emperor: I guess... the three of us will have to narrate the rest of this update.
Chuck Norris: Well... let's go!
Anyway, this update is going to be a tribute to my fans for sticking with me for all this time, so I can do something special on the Super Epic Final Update. And by "tribute to the fans", I mean "overloaded with S&T references."
Some of you will only get if you've been here for a long time. (I know at least some of you migrants to IOT and NESing are still lurking here...)So, without farther ado, let the update begin!
*On a suspiciously familiar stage, a bunch of blue lights come on.*
Ryan Seacrest: I'm Ryan Seacrest. And this... is ROMAN NARRATOR!
*cheesy music*
Ryan Seacrest: And introducing the judges... he's practically a god, CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris: Please, a god is an understatement. Most Time Lords pray to lesser beings than Chuck Norris.
Ryan Seacrest: He was kicked out of office and got his ass kicked all on the same day...
Ex-Emperor: I heard that!
Ryan Seacrest: ...THE EX-EMPEROR!
Audience: BOOOOO!
Ex-Emperor: Aw, come on! What has he been telling you...
Ryan Seacrest: Well, for that burn, you should probably thank... THE PREMIER!
*Audience cheers*
Premier: Yeeeeeeah.
But Chuck, why did you bring in one of those really annoying celebrities from your universe?Ryan Seacrest: Hey!
Chuck Norris: How do you think he got famous? He went downstairs and traded his freedom for the ability to get fame. Then, I won him in poker with the Devil last Wednesday. I'm only using him because I had him on hand.
Premier: Still, let's make him shut up and we can get to the narrating.
Ex-Emperor: Yeah!
Premier: So, for our first contestant, we have someone named... Aos.
*A slick-looking guy in a tuxedo steps on the stage*
Chuck Norris (whispering to the judges): I could swear I saw a bunch of people who looked like him last time I visited Hell...
Ex-Emperor: OK, so we've got a few pictures for you to narrate. Let's see what you've got.
Aos: As you can see, my readers, this pictorialgraph shows the nukification of the Island of Britain. London has been capturified, and there is a large Armed Battalion Attacking Invasion Force of Death preparing to attack the rest of the Island.
Aos: The same can also be saidified for the Dutch.
Aos: As you can see in the next pictorialgram..
Chuck Norris: Wait! I know what you are... you're a Lawyer!
*Audience gasps*
Aos: Yes, it's true... so I will start my true mission.
Aos: HEY! AUTHOR! I DID IT FIRST! I'M SUING THIS ENTIRE UNIVERSE FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!
Ex-Emperor: What is he talking about? He can't sue MoreEpicThanYou! He's too Epic.
Aos: YEAH! IT'S TRUE! I MADE ROME SURVIVE BEFORE YOU! BURN! CONSIDER YOURSELF SUED!
*A light shines down from nowhere as MoreEpicThanYou descends from the Real World*
Premier: It can't be!
MoreEpicThanYou: Aos...you have made one fatal mistake: You sued me from within my story.
*A bottomless pit opens before Aos*
MoreEpicThanYou: BEHOLD THE POWER OF FAIR USE LAWS!
Aos: NOOOOO!
Chuck Norris: Crap, I'm sensing a bad pun is coming.
Aos: I'LL SUE YOU IN HELL, MOREEPICTHANYOU!
*Aos falls down as the bottomless pit closes from the top*
Premier: Well, that's over. Next!
Chuck Norris: Wait... I think you two should look at the next few screenshots without a narrator... You two will find them very interesting...
Ex-Emperor:
You would nuke the Holy Land?Premier: Would I, Ex-Emperor? Would I?
Ex-Emperor: NOOOOOO!
Premier: Nope.. Because I at least want you to stay sane, I nuked Amsterdam. But, I could always nuke Jerusalem...
Ex-Emperor: *shivers*
Chuck Norris: Anyway, let's move on.
*A nerdy-looking, very sweaty guy steps on the stage*
???: OMYGAWDIMYOURBIGGESTFAN! *pants*
Premier: Um....
Bosco: Seriously, you guys are my heroes. My name is Bosco. Can you and the Ex-Emperor sign my autograph book?
Ex-Emperor: Sure...
*The characters sign Bosco's book*
Bosco: OMYGAWDIHAVETHEIRAUTOGRAPH! Everyone at Eternal Empire-Con was so jealous that I was crowned Biggest Fanboy, and now I have this! SIGN MY BACK!
Ex-Emperor: Really?
Bosco: SIGN IT. NOW.
Chuck Norris: Sorry, guys, he's using his Fanboy Powers. I'm staying out of this one.
Premier: Fine... *signs Bosco's back*
Ex-Emperor: Look, if you ask for any more autographs, we'll disqualify you.
Bosco: Aww...
Bosco: OMYGAWDIMNARRATINGETERNALEMPIRE! So, the Epic Army takes, um, Plymauth?
Ex-Emperor: Mispelled!
Bosco: Crap, um, the Dutch sneaked a ship into the Mediterranean...
Premier: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN! Show us!
Bosco: I'm looking, I'm looking!
Ex-Emperor: PREMIER!
Bosco: Um, um, ship moved, um, um, um!
Audience: BOOO!
Chuck Norris: Your narration is bad and you should feel bad!
Bosco: Life's hard as a fanboy...
Chuck Norris: NEXT!
Premier: Wait, before the next one comes, I have something to show you.
Ex-Emperor: This can't be good.
Premier: WHAT? I can't nuke it? Stupid Civ rules...
Ex-Emperor: Before he died, Jesus made Jerusalem invincible to idiot dictators.
Premier: Fine, I'll just nuke the wasteland south of it. Who's up next?
Tamboy: Hey, my name's Tambi- er, Tamb...oy. Yeah, Tamboy!
Chuck Norris: Whatever your real name is, carry on.
Tamboy: I just want to say I'm a big fan of you guys. Not as big as the last guy, though, I mostly write fan fiction.
Ex-Emperor: He can't be that bad if they're only fanfics.
Tamboy: Wow, looks like the Germans were actually productive.
(Had problems with this screenshot, they captured Oslo)
Tamboy: Because we're running out of places to nuke, the Premier chose Dutch
Premier: He's good. Suspiciously good...
Tamboy: Wow, looks like-
Premier: I'll take this one.
*Ex-Emperor gasps*
Premier: Yes, that's right. I don't think your Jesus though someone could just nuke the water...
Ex-Emperor: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Premier: That's right. No more holy monuments for you.
Chuck Norris: That's just cruel...
Premier: I'm the Premier, I can do what I want.
Tamboy: Woah, looks like that Dutch ship is heading to attack the navy.
Chuck Norris: I sense a disturbance in the Epicness.
Ex-Emperor: What's the Epicness?
Chuck Norris: The Epicness is a force that controls all things in the Universe. MoreEpicThanYou has the greatest known concentration of it.
Tamboy: *sigh* Figures...
Tamboy: Amsterdam was captured by our forces.
Premier: Very good! I think we'll see who's next, but you stand a good chance of getting the job! MoreEpicThanYou will be proud.
Tamboy: Yes! Then I'll be able to add my ideas into the story. For example, in one of the hot, steamy, love scenes, we could...
Ex-Emperor: Wait, did you say HOT, STEAMY, LOVE SCENES! But the only girl to ever enter this story was only there for one update!
Tamboy: Oh, you don't know? Almost every Eternal Empire fanfic is a slash fic between you and the Premier. Mine was voted "Most Perverted Emperor/Premier Slash Fic Written By A Straight Guy."
*Everyone gasps*
Premier: BANISH HIM!
*Tamboy runs out of the building*
Ex-Emperor: Wow... to think he was almost the new Narrator... I don't want to know what kind of a love scene he wanted to add.
MoreEpicThanYou: A hot, steamy one. Anyway, I don't read slash fics, but I don't care if people write them about my characters. Thankfully, though, I have other good reasons to toss Tamboy into a bottomless pit.
Tamboy *from far away*: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Premier: Did our Infantry just get killed by a cancer-ridden radioactive British Infantry? There's only one thing to do about this...
Ex-Emperor: I wonder what it is...
Premier:
That's better. Isn't pain and suffering great, everyone?Audience *in a trance*: Yes. Yes it is.
Ex-Emperor: What, you brainwashed them, too?
Premier: They're just stupid, but that still means the answer to your question is yes.
Chuck Norris: NEXT!
*A guy wearing a Rainbow Dash T-shirt walks on the stage*
Premier: Oh, no...
Brony: Oh, yes. I've read your story, and I think it's great, but it needs more Ponies. I've came to make the necessary improvements that were voted upon by the Bronies League United.
Premier: We can't let him on here! He's a Brony!
Brony: EVERYTHING NEEDS MORE PONIES! MOAR PONIES!
Ex-Emperor: Um... Carry on.
Brony: Thanks. I have a name, but I prefer to go by the Unidentified Brony. Brony for short.
Brony: Our friends at the Nuke Launching Center are nuking everypony in that city.
Brony: Everypony in England is now our friend! Hooray!
Chuck Norris *whispering*: This guy is really starting to piss me off.
Looks like the Fat Cow-Pony's government is surviving in South Africa and the rest of their pony:ies.
Ex-Emperor *whispering*: How dare he mangle my perfectly good bad pun!
Brony: Our to empires are becoming friendlier every day with the signing of this peace trea-
Premier: STOP IT! STOP! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! *presses button*
Brony: Umm... is that one of your Nukes? You'd nuke YOURSELF to get out of this?
Premier: Oh, it's much worse than a Nuke. For you.
MoreEpicThanYou: Hey, who pressed the- wait, is that a BRONY? IN MY STORY?
Ex-Emperor: Here it comes!
MoreEpicThanYou: EPIC... SMASH!
*Explosions ensue*
*The dust clears eventually*
Chuck Norris: So, what happened?
MoreEpicThanYou: Aw... I think I was too light on him. I only smashed him into bits, then personally separated every atom of those bits, then vaporized all the atoms, and finally put the vapor in a black hole.
Premier: Well, now we have another problem: There were only four people stupid enough to want to be a Narrator.
Ex-Emperor: I guess... the three of us will have to narrate the rest of this update.
Chuck Norris: Well... let's go!
MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
*Cheesy music plays*
Ex-Emperor: Things used to be divided
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Premier: But now we're all together inside-ed.
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Razing a a Dutch city together!
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Making peace together!
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Looking at their new capital together!
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: What remains of the a-army together!
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Nationalistic decisions together!
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: The Russians are far from nukes together!
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Losing a vote together!
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: We'll give it to Babylon together!
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Losing a vote again together!
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Preparing to kill the Russians together!
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Together, together
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Side by side
Ex-Emperor and Premier: We have came to realize
Ex-Emperor and Premier: That it's
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Always
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Better
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Together!
Chuck Norris: BUM BUM BUM BADUM!
*Later... the characters are lying down under a night sky.*
Ex-Emperor: Premier... there's something I've always wanted to tell you.
Premier: I think I already know. *wink*
*Hot, steamy, love scene censored*
*The camera zooms out, to find Tamboy writing the song and the last scene on his smartphone, still in the bottomless pit.*
Tamboy: THAT'S PERFECT! I've actually hacked into the story and replaced the real ending with my one! Too bad I couldn't edit the pictures, though..,
*MoreEpicThanYou appears*
MoreEpicThanYou: Tamboy... *snaps fingers*
*The bottomless pit suddenly has a bottom*
Tamboy: No... NO! *splat*
MoreEpicThanYou: Silly Tamboy... slash fics are for obsessed fans.
Well, I worked pretty hard on that update, so I hope you like it! Anyway, to increase the tension as this story nears its end, I'm going to start a series of Eternal Empire-themed contests! The first of which begins today: a fanart contest! What you have to do is draw a picture featuring at least the Ex-Emperor, the Premier, and the old Narrator, but you can also include any other character from the story. After the deadline (to be decided later) is reached, I will pick my favorite, and give the winner, not one, but TWO cookies: the METY Cookie of Devotion, and the METY Cookie of Epic Art Skills.
Anyway, goodbye!
Ex-Emperor: Things used to be divided
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Premier: But now we're all together inside-ed.
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Razing a a Dutch city together!
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Making peace together!
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Looking at their new capital together!
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: What remains of the a-army together!
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Nationalistic decisions together!
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: The Russians are far from nukes together!
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Losing a vote together!
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: We'll give it to Babylon together!
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Losing a vote again together!
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Preparing to kill the Russians together!
Chuck Norris: Bum bum bum badum
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Together, together
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Side by side
Ex-Emperor and Premier: We have came to realize
Ex-Emperor and Premier: That it's
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Always
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Better
Ex-Emperor and Premier: Together!
Chuck Norris: BUM BUM BUM BADUM!
*Later... the characters are lying down under a night sky.*
Ex-Emperor: Premier... there's something I've always wanted to tell you.
Premier: I think I already know. *wink*
*Hot, steamy, love scene censored*
*The camera zooms out, to find Tamboy writing the song and the last scene on his smartphone, still in the bottomless pit.*
Tamboy: THAT'S PERFECT! I've actually hacked into the story and replaced the real ending with my one! Too bad I couldn't edit the pictures, though..,
*MoreEpicThanYou appears*
MoreEpicThanYou: Tamboy... *snaps fingers*
*The bottomless pit suddenly has a bottom*
Tamboy: No... NO! *splat*
MoreEpicThanYou: Silly Tamboy... slash fics are for obsessed fans.
Well, I worked pretty hard on that update, so I hope you like it! Anyway, to increase the tension as this story nears its end, I'm going to start a series of Eternal Empire-themed contests! The first of which begins today: a fanart contest! What you have to do is draw a picture featuring at least the Ex-Emperor, the Premier, and the old Narrator, but you can also include any other character from the story. After the deadline (to be decided later) is reached, I will pick my favorite, and give the winner, not one, but TWO cookies: the METY Cookie of Devotion, and the METY Cookie of Epic Art Skills.
Anyway, goodbye!
strijder20
Wallowing in irony
Haha, that was a quite nice update.
SamSniped
DJ Goodboye
that was great!
Bair_the_Normal
転輪聖王
Once again, a great update!
hoplitejoe
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Needs more global warming.
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