Settle 1N. Tech AG, then mining/masonry. We're getting SH and GW here.
Ugh sal is to the south in 3940. He must be quite close.
3910 burger king due NW
3850 Amazon lovely, cathy, due straight west.
3655 SB straight north. OK, no GW here. We're teching BW instead of masonry.
3400 vicky straight east
3205 sal has hindu. I can guess who got buddhism.
2740 we tech BW and find copper in the BFC

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2560 Stonehenge completed
2440 We suffer a diplo hit with sal as if I care.
2050 We have a road network to sal. Hmm, no OB, but a road network. Why could we POSSIBLY want to do this

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1980 UPRISING! A stack of NINE TMIT axes seek to plunder civilization! (TMIT declares on sal)
1970 Sal had copper in his BFC too. Well, an archer an an axe won't hold pat, even if he whips another.
1960 Whips a spear...? Mecca is mine with 2 losses.
1950 I queue up a settler in bibracte even as I continue to attack sal. I want that gold and ivory near cathy and she wont leave them open forever.
1930 I take medina. It's not great but I keep it since I'm next to cathy and mecca has gold too. I'm really going to whore the commerce resources and war/rex like crazy early on.
1890 oooh, sal's last city, damascus, has 2 furcs and 2 deer, and it's MINE. I don't even need HR. Gold, fur, ivory, CHA! I can ignore that techpath and it won't hurt one bit! Sal is even nice enough to donate a worker as he dies.
Meccan and our cap are

cities. Medina is a commerce city, and with 2x deer and otherwise crap tiles to work i'll probably go commerce/early specs in damascus.
1780 Vienne settled for rice, marble, gold. Also just a garbage block commerce city. Gold is usually good trade bait.
1740 After AH I opt to head for CoL. I have a feeling I will need that sooner rather than later.
1680 Crap. Hatty and cathy are jewish, but vicky is hindu. I really wish I were spirtual...
1640 Some barb pressure now. Never hurt a civ with bfc copper though...
1550 Cathy requests I cancel deals with victoria. Can't do it after all. Now she's annoyed. Hmm.
1370 An Axe uprising actually happens somewhere.
1270 Another stop trade request with vicky. NO!
1130 Cathy JUST misses settling my cow/ivory spot, which I take from her by settling there 1 turn sooner.
1070 Hey look hey a forest fire in the capitols forest and we don't have money hey look hey great terrific I "whipped" while not in slavery yes!
1060 Izzy asks me to stop trade cathy. Nay (this game is going to be a diplo nightmare). I get beat to the oracle this turn but it is good money at least.
1040 Cathy declares on me! Bad amazon! Bad! Annoying, my power rating is actually GREATER.
1030 She razes my ivory/cow city. I can't stand for this disrespect. According to the rules "However, she can defend herself if attacked to extent of NOT eliminating one". I'm taking a lawyers approach here. Cathy will have exactly one city after this heresy. I put my prophet in mecca and shrine it this turn, too.
990 BC Charlie is happy to settle that city that I got autorazed. Oh man, as if I needed more reason to kill him than just RPC rules, but first things first...
970 I'm taking novgorod, cathy. Expect more though.
840 Since moscow is a hill city, I had to retreat to get more troops. This turn, it's mine. WOW, a win at 7% odds by me. Interesting.
830 I attach a GG, getting a medic III woodsman II axe. One more attached GG xp bleed and I'll have the dreaded M III W III supermedic. Not unique to azted (tm).
820 Whoa, hatty has culture 1 tile away from moscow! Mad, you crowded this map!
800 I'm first to Col. Decent trade bait and I'll be needing trade bait. Nobody has aesthetics yet, and I do have marble, so I head that way next. Of course, I trade for alphabet (I can't overexpand now!), iron working, and some weak techs too.
770 I love how CR III C I axes can have 88% odds against full health archers in a 20% city. <3 agg/cha.
730 YES! Izzy requests alpha. Of course I give it to her. I have to, but if I do it she also will trade with me...
720 I take yaroslav. As her northernmost city seems to be surrounded by HRE and Maya, I decide to about face, heading south.
710 I get tired of micro and start automating workers.
620 Vicky asks me to go hindu. This counts...I have to do it

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610 St. Pete falls but as a hill wall city it wasn't easy.
590 CoL and IW to izzy for sailing/monarchy. Revolt to HR.
560 Back to NSR. I take Yekaterinburg, and take peace with cathy. She likes me so she even gives me masonry.
470 Conquest money runs out. Slider falls to 10% with 11 BPT. Considering I possess 12 cities though, it could be worse.
400 BC - Taoism founded? On monarch? Cathy asks another stoptrade on vicky. NO cathy! Wait, are you going to declare again? Bad cathy! Bad! The sisterhood doesn't like this conduct. Play nice!
350 with gold and a monopoly on aesthetics, I decide to build paya. I can get into FR, and while izzy may knock me into theo on occasion, this should prevent most change religion requests. It's also the safest...the world is pretty divided hindu/jewish.
320 Vicky gives me math AND 200 gold for aesthetics. What? I'll take it.
300 Lit in, going for glib after paya in capitol. Paya takes priority in this game for diplo reasons. I've long unlocked HE of course, this goes in moscow which has excellent

potential.
180 Cathy demands monarchy. Can't refuse another amazon! Charlemagne wants aesthetics. He can go to hell.
160 Izzy declares on MM. Er...where is MM? I have a feeling I'm going to be at war soon, esp as hatty and charlie also declared on Sury. This means I can be in 2 wars.
120 Yep. I dow khmer. Need to find them too now.
90 Aesthetics to hatty for calendar.
70 TT izzy asks for war with mail. OK izzy...
50 Of course, now hatty makes up with sury.
30 So do I.
20 BC Paya completed. To FR we go.
10 BC I get mono and a ton of gold from vicky for lit.
1 AD Empire specs:
Great. Another amazon with a decent chance of declaring on me, even though she hates someone else more. Actually, I feel strongly it's me because she has an unusually large garrison in a border city, and it's not moving. It's nothing I can't smack down, but it's a shame. I might have to "defend myself" again. Note that I goaded NEITHER of these AIs intentionally. I'd have been happy to push north and own the hell out of charlie/SB. This game, however, seems to want to force the ladies to declare on me. Catfight it is then!
I'll try to keep both alive. Cathy might need some help, I may even gift her units if I'm in a good mood. I dunno though. That chariot declare city raze move was pretty dick. We'll see.