Roll II Rule

[Omega124]

The Cult Condemns the Barbarity of Nambia. It is clearly lead by a madwomen, thinking the horrors of war is just to depose a democratically elected regiem, tyranical though it may be. We only hope and pray that she botches the War roll, and gets an unruly populace as a result.

I condemn the communists for thier attack on christos. This is an attack with no valid Cassius bellium and an unjust one.

Killing fascists is always a casus belli and morally good

Feminist Union of Namibia:​

Cat Chara​

Best diplomat sent to us, everyone else step up your game.

Orders: Sell popcorn and little Namibia flags to onlookers.

(That goes double for making the meme for me too)

 

[Tani Coyote]

Fauxmite Empire (Dijbouti): Ms. Sandra Cheeks.

Faxum welcomes Ms. Cheeks. Our martial arts department is a bit lacking, and the Emperor would love a joint training exercise so that the innumerable fatties in our armed forces can put on some muscle.

Fauxmite Empire: Mae Borowski

The Emperor welcomes Miss Borowski to Djibouti, and assures the KET that she will be provided with the world's finest highly watered down beer.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Working list of recent diplomatic appointments (i.e. if you’re not on here yet, no worries, I’ll most likely send one your way in the near future; at present I’m sending diplomats to people who sent them to me or otherwise invited me).

KET: Greggory Lee. A favorite of the Emperor’s with a strong anti-fascist streak. He has been supplied with several boxes of lightbulbs to keep him from damaging any of the KET’s. Faxum will of course reimburse any incidentals brought on my Mr. Lee’s insatiable need for CRIMES. He gets along very well with cats, so all should be well.

Kiwi Empire: Tyrone “Ty” Namurr. Brother of Ambassador to Australia Sylvester Namurr. Recently received the modification and has also been rendered a thylacine. A lifelong Boomerang enthusiast. Easily put in a good mood with meat pies.

Majterre: King Selim “Bowser” al-Kupar. A former warlord who made peace with the state in exchange for retaining some aristocratic titles and a simply awesome body modification. Despite his monstrous size, he is quite fond of kart races. Reports that he breathes fire are unverified but you know, you really never know what’s gonna happen when you play God in the laboratory.

United Kingdom: Conner “Swiper” Cooper-Montoya. The son of Secretary of State Sylvester Cooper, his appearance takes far more after his mother, being highly vulpine. As a youth, he had severe kleptomania, but in his older age he has reformed and become quite skilled in preempting criminal activity. For a while, he was a chief engineer for defenses against cyberattacks. With a recent staff reshuffling, he has been required to take a lower profile post. And what is a more via(com)ble post than ambassador to the United Kingdom?!

 

[Mathalamus]

the Sultan of Istanbul considers that the fascist government is a valid CB for war, its just looked down on, because of the unfortunate implications this could cause. still, up to you.

additionally, the Sultan of istanbul apparently likes cats, even the humanoid ones, and would get along great with the Ambassador of KET.

 

[Ailedhoo]

The Empress will for now not make comment on the war between the heroic forces of good and the Washington regime.

We will further grant our comments to both Gwen Yrfitt and Moldiza Fās, our diplomats in Namibia and the USA respectfully, to present our current position to the governments of both powers.

Majterre (Paris): Mr. Greg Universe.

Majterre: Inigo

Majterre: King Selim “Bowser” al-Kupar. A former warlord who made peace with the state in exchange for retaining some aristocratic titles and a simply awesome body modification. Despite his monstrous size, he is quite fond of kart races. Reports that he breathes fire are unverified but you know, you really never know what’s gonna happen when you play God in the laboratory.

The Empress welcomes all of you to our realms!

Our diplomats to Britain, KET and Faxum respectfully, Grimm Gyllan, Maylis Barbot &Tyrruk Voós, will send messages to their respective counterparts in welcome.

Please take your time touring Paris as your embassies in the city will stand as proudly as your respective countries' flags! Your ambassadors will also be able to have quarters in the imperial Palais des Merveilles.

Majterre: Marine Le Pen

We... err... say hello to the ambassador. Fancy your embassy in Lillie?

I condemn the communists for thier attack on christos. This is an attack with no valid Cassius bellium and an unjust one.

Since your breaking neutrality... are you stopping your foolish refusal of ambassadors?

 

[Sniiperman456]

The Empress will for now not make comment on the war between the heroic forces of good and the Washington regime.

We will further grant our comments to both Gwen Yrfitt and Moldiza Fās, our diplomats in Namibia and the USA respectfully, to present our current position to the governments of both powers.







The Empress welcomes all of you to our realms!

Our diplomats to Britain, KET and Faxum respectfully, Grimm Gyllan, Maylis Barbot &Tyrruk Voós, will send messages to their respective counterparts in welcome.

Please take your time touring Paris as your embassies in the city will stand as proudly as your respective countries' flags! Your ambassadors will also be able to have quarters in the imperial Palais des Merveilles.



We... err... say hello to the ambassador. Fancy your embassy in Lillie?



Since your breaking neutrality... are you stopping your foolish refusal of ambassadors?

I don't consider condemning attacks to be breaking neutrality.

 

[poketwo]

The Cult also condemns All the governments who brazenly support the mad communist invasion of the "USA". Clearly, the so-called "reasonable powers" are incompetent diplomats. We predict that world peace will collapse pretty soon due to such incompetence.

 

[Ailedhoo]

I don't consider condemning attacks to be breaking neutrality.

You picked a side...

And we still waiting for your policy on diplomats to be one of reasonable consideration: accepting diplomats is not a breaker of neutralist.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Thankfully, with luck, the diplomats of California will be there.

Because they always were. For a thousand millenia, they have rested. In wait. The nights and days passed around them, but they only observed. As the Earth shaped around them, little fishes walking out through the sea, the creation and end of new species. And then. A band of monkeys. Where Africa today is. They slowly started learning how to walk upright. Soon, tools. Eventually, speech. This was...worrying. Perhaps. But they've seen things that no mortal eyes have - or will see. So these primates are just a blip in time. A heartbeat in eternity.

Rome, Aztecs, America, Mali, China, Russia, Japan. All of those great civilizations, all passing, rising, eventually falling, then coming back...None of it matters.

The pillars were there. Always.

TELL THE PILLARS YOUR S E C R E T S.

 

[Sniiperman456]

You picked a side...

And we still waiting for your policy on diplomats to be one of reasonable consideration: accepting diplomats is not a breaker of neutralist.

If christos attacked a random nation without a Cassius bellium right now, I would condemn him. I don't consider condemning attacks to be breaking neutrality.

 

[Omega124]

If christos attacked a random nation without a Cassius bellium right now, I would condemn him. I don't consider condemning attacks to be breaking neutrality.

Say it with me. Casus. Belli. Casus. Belli.

If you are going to throw Latin words around in an attempt to sound like you have some sort of plan with your horrid foreign policy, at least have the common courtsey to use the correct Latin. For Lucina's sake, if I translated that to English, that's basically the equivalent of you constantly screaming I don't have the Charles of Warring. It makes no sense and just undermines what position you're trying to make.

That being said, killing fascist scum is always justified in itself, so again, casus belli right there. Now, if you excuse me, I have Trumpnik killing to do.

 

[Ailedhoo]

If christos attacked a random nation without a Cassius bellium right now, I would condemn him. I don't consider condemning attacks to be breaking neutrality.

You want a reason?

Say it with me. Casus. Belli. Casus. Belli.

If you are going to throw Latin words around in an attempt to sound like you have some sort of plan with your horrid foreign policy, at least have the common courtsey to use the correct Latin. For Lucina's sake, if I translated that to English, that's basically the equivalent of you constantly screaming I don't have the Charles of Warring. It makes no sense and just undermines what position you're trying to make.

That being said, killing fascist scum is always justified in itself, so again, casus belli right there. Now, if you excuse me, I have Trumpnik killing to do.

There appears to be a reason my dear friend.

And even so o Custerfielder the fact you make a stance does impact your "neutrality" just as your refusal to accept diplomats is not a good practice of international relations.

 

[christos200]

That being said, killing fascist scum is always justified in itself, so again, casus belli right there. Now, if you excuse me, I have Trumpnik killing to do.

> Says US is fascist
> Is communist dictatorship

Bravo!

The United States have minimum regulations, have legalized all drugs and protect the gun rights of it citizens. So much for fascism. Our Secretary of State is openly gay. So much for racism. We also promote dialogue and have repeatedly asked you to come to the negotiating table so that we can solve our differences in peace. So much for fascism.

Your state is a communist dictatorship, regulates everything and invades peaceful nations without provocation. Now, that sounds awfully a lot like what fascists would do.

 

[Mathalamus]

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The United States have minimum regulations, have legalized all drugs and protect the gun rights of it citizens. So much for fascism. Our Secretary of State is openly gay. So much for racism. We also promote dialogue and have repeatedly asked you to come to the negotiating table so that we can solve our differences in peace. So much for fascism..

uh, Wrong Terms. fascism isn't isnt caused by drug or gun laws...neither is an openly gay secretary of state a racist thing. its a gay rights thing.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Yeah the speaker of the USA seems to not understand what fascism is... and that is before going into the Röhm element.

As for guns... there is a interesting consideration on the subject.

 

[e350tb]

Yeah the speaker of the USA seems to not understand what fascism is... and that is before going into the Röhm element.

As for guns... there is a interesting consideration on the subject.

But surely fascism is just everything I don't like! </s>

 

[NinjaCow64]

To:
NinjaCow64, Prime Minister for Life of the Australian Capital Territory.​

From: Autarch CivGeneral of the Kiwi Empire.

I myself seek to maintain continued good relations with the people of the ACT. The only thing that changed is a more cautious world view, especially given that were all under the influence of the all mighty 20d.

Granted there is an issue for us in regards to Australia. Granted the continental island that is literally home to every animal and insect that wants to kill you. We have no interest in tangoing with the infamous Sydney funnel web spiders. Just keep the jelly fishes at bay.

Also in advance, we'll accept diplomats that you bring forward to us and in exchange, we'll send one of ours.

TO: Autarch CivGeneral of the Kiwi Empire,

That is good to hear, we wish for nothing but good relations with our closest neighbour. Also we have sent you the Beached Az Whale to be our ambassador, we hope that he continues to facilitate good relations between our two countries.

Saber fights for her friends,

NinjaCow64, Prime Minister for Life of the Australian Capital Territory.

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TO: TXT_KEY_ERROR_RULER_TITLE KaiserElectric of the Khmer Effervescent Thalassocracy,

Wow, its Saber in her /Zero outfit, but also a cat! That's so cute! Squee! We gratefully accept your diplomat.

May Saber bless us all,

NinjaCow64, Prime Minister for Life of the Australian Capital Territory.

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We got two more diplomats to appoint today!

For Rationalia I will be sending Winston, of Overwatch fame. He is a super intelligent Gorilla who is a genius inventor, he should be able to converse with the boffins of Rationalia and help build good relations. I was considering sending Alan Turing, but that feels a little too #real.

For Norrland-Sápmi we will be sending Craig "The Dean" Pelton. He seems appropriate for a nation that is a gay paradise. I mean that as a compliment, keep up the good work!

Sometime tomorrow we will be making a formal comment on the war between the Heroic Forces of Good and the United States of America as I'm too tired and about to go to bed right now. Get your popcorn ready boys and girls, its gonna be a ripper.

 

[Sniiperman456]

Yes, I misspelled Casus Belli. I see that as only a minor mistake. I still consider my nation to be maintaining its neutrality.

 

[Gurra09]

The government of Norrland-Sápmi appreciates the exclusively positive response to the People's Democratic Republic entering the world stage, and more than welcomes the announced and unannounced arrival of diplomats from several nations in our lands. While we will take no actions at this time due to us having been busy establishing our independence from imperialist Southerners, we can announce the names of our Ambassadors who are going to represent the government of Norrland-Sápmi abroad.

Nine ceremonial Ambassadors have been appointed who will serve as the highest diplomatic official of a designated region containing more than one nation. Day-to-day diplomacy will be conducted on their behalf by diplomatic personnel at consulates in all nations with whom we have established diplomatic relations. Italic denotes in which nation the region's main embassy is located, where the Ambassador and their government-accredited caretaker resides.

Blitzen, Ambassador to Continental Europe and the Lakes in Cologne
World Lakes, Volksreich der Frau, Empire of Majterre

Spoiler :

Comet, Ambassador to Oceania, Albania and Antarctica in Canberra
Australian Capital Territory, Hoxha's Bunker Emporium, Kiwi Empire

Spoiler :

Cupid, Ambassador to Congo in Mbuji-Mayi
CivCube Action Hour Congo, West Congo, South Congo, East Congo, Azande Rebels

Spoiler :

Dancer, Ambassador to China in Qingdao
Empire of Ài, Republic of China, People's Republic of China, Shen Yun Performing Arts

Spoiler :

Dasher, Ambassador to North America and Namibia in New York
United States of America, Feminist Union of Namibia, Nuevo Oso República de California

Spoiler :

Donner, Ambassador to North and East Asia in Yakutsk
Candidate Manchuria, Greater Joseon, Soviet Far East

Spoiler :

Prancer, Ambassador to South and Central Asia in Dicetopia
Cult of Minimalism, Platinum Horde, Khmer Effervescent Thalassocracy

Spoiler :

Rudolph, Ambassador to Insular Europe in London
Kingdom of Great Britain, European Federation, Custerfield*

Spoiler :

Vixen, Ambassador to Africa and the Middle East in Djibouti
Faxumite Empire, Sultanate of Istanbul, Technocratic Republic of Rationalia

Spoiler :

*Norrland-Sápmi has no local consulate in Custerfield due to previous hostilities towards foreign diplomats in their realm. Any and all diplomacy with Custerfield will be conducted through our embassy in Great Britain.

 

[Double A]

Ambassador to All: Garrry, The Man With A Thousand Phones.