Roll to dodge 2

[kill fire]

For my next action I will kill the midget who punted me across the room with my Big Magicky Stick!

2: You manage to make him even bigger.

I convice a midget to open the door with a big red sign saying "DO NOT OPEN. 7H15 M34n5 J00 F00!"

4: A midget opens the door and runs away. A horde of strange flying things that you don't recognize fly out and attack you.

ROLL TO DODGE!:

3: They cut you up. (-5 hp)

I possess the midget I just created and try to lead the other midgets into battle

4: You fail to possess the midget.

I try to find a weapon.

1: The horde of flying things rushes towards you. You know what they are the second you lay eyes on them. I yell "P4Y84cK 71M3 F00!" Thats right. The flying things are brownie fairies.

ROLL TO DODGE!:

3: They shove brownies up your nose. (-6 hp)

I summon an army of kittens.

1: You attract the attention of the brownie fairies.

ROLL TO DODGE!:

2: They throw brownies at you with unbelievable accuracy. (-8 hp)

I tell my chicken to attack choxorn.

1 (Damn you guys are unlucky): Your chicken puts your balls back on and then re-castrates you. (-10 hp)

I try to find a cure for AIDS.

3: No. (-1 hp from AIDS)

I order my midget army to attack Milarqui for attempting to steal my troops.

2: Okay. However, you find that since Milarqui is dead, you can't really attack him. One of your midgets kicks you in the balls for being so stupid. (-8 hp)

I magically recover from the injury.

4: You use REGEN to heal yourself. (+2 hp) Your still running on your back like an idiot though.

I pop out the box and give Charles Li a Stone Cold Stunner.

4: You pop out of the box and give him a Stone Cold Stunner. Sort of. (-4 hp to Charles Li)

Me and my clay midgets vote to lynch Charles Li

6: One more vote is needed to lynch Charles Li.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I will run and hide from the really big midget (bit of an oxeymoron now that you think about it).

 

[Seon]

Damn. I make a healing device from brownies

 

[Bratmon]

Nvm...

 

[rhawn]

I pull a steel chair from underneath the ring and use it to distract the referee.

 

[Milarqui]

I possess the giant midget.

 

[choxorn]

I become friends with the chicken and hope for not another one.

Erm, if I count the HP right, you should be dead now, and kill fire's just too lazy to update the stats.

I vote to lynch Charles Li.

 

[Bratmon]

I make a quick heal, using my extra roll due to error.

Come on 5 or 6... I need a 5 or 6....

 

[Icekommander]

I search the room for a highly useful waepon, or magical stick.

 

[mythmonster2]

I drink the blood of one of my midgets to fully restore my life.

 

[Diamondeye]

I build a Nullstone Midget!

 

[Seon]

Nullstone?

 

[Terrance888]

I, if lynched, becomes a giant midget werewolf in order to kill the people trying to kill me.

 

[civplayah]

I try to prevent Charles' Li's lynching.
"Charles Li didn't do anything!"

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I try to prevent Charles' Li's lynching.
"Charles Li didn't do anything!"

He tried to kill me!

 

[Seon]

That's a definite plus.

 

[choxorn]

On second thought, I don't try to lynch Charles Li. Instead, I cast a spell to heal myself.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Update Killfire?

 

[choxorn]

He's too busy playing MW2.

 

[civplayah]

He tried to kill me!

Exactly, he could narrow down the competition.