Roll to dodge 2

[Winston Hughes]

I vote to lynch Charles Li, as tradition demands. I also open my box.

 

[rhawn]

I've changed my mind. I grab Charles Li and jam him into my box. I mail the box to Abu Dhabi.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Are you guys protecting me? Thanks!

 

[Terrance888]

Why? He is the agressor!

 

[civplayah]

I run away from the bomb.

 

[Sprig]

the bomb has already exploded.

 

[Seon]

the bomb has already exploded.

QUOET!!!!

 

[kill fire]

I try to kill Charles Li with my wand (big magical stick thingy).

2: you miss and hit a midget, and he turns into a GIANT MIDGET!

ROLL TO DODGE!:

2:The midget punts you across the room. In the balls. (-10 hp)

I start dancing with the DJ, and try to make teh womenz like me.

1: You fail miserably at dancing, and I say "J00 5uCk F00! G37 0u7 M41 8007H!" and throw you through the wall. (-12 hp)

I try to find pillz.

4: You find pillz and yell "PILLZ HERE!". (+6 temp. hp)

I do a necromantic ritual and resuscitate.

3: you create a midget.

I try to find my box and retrive the TMP inside.

You search for your already destroyed box and TMP. While searching, you find a door with a big red sign saying "DO NOT OPEN. 7H15 M34n5 J00 F00!"

I pick up my sword and try to rally my troops.

5: You raise your sword and yell out a fearsome battle cry. Your mouse comes to your side, and you see that he has been converting midgets to your cause. You now have 5 Midget soldiers.

I run fast, once again avoiding radiation poisoning.

1 (wow two 1's in a row.): You get AIDS.

EFFECT: AIDS. you lose an increasing amount of hp each turn. It starts at 1 then every 2 turns increases by 1 hp until either you cure it or you die.

I control the giant with my skillz to kill Bestrfcplayer!

2: The giant kicks you in the face. (-8 hp)

Concluding that everytime you reduce teh number of midgets, it rises, I make midgets out of clay and hope that the opposite is true aswell, so that midgets will actually disappear because I create more of them.

There's logic for you!

5: Unfortunately, no midgets fade from existance. The good news is, your clay midgets come to life! You know have 3 clay midgets under your command!

I vote to lynch Charles Li, as tradition demands. I also open my box.

4: You vote to lynch Charles, but more votes are needed before he is actually lynched.

Box open: 1: someone set up us the bomb BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! MUHAHAHAHAHA! MUHAHAHHAHAHAHA- *cough* *cough* *cough* HA *cough* ha *cough* haaaaaaaa. (-12 hp) DEAD.

I've changed my mind. I grab Charles Li and jam him into my box. I mail the box to Abu Dhabi.

2: You jam youself into a box and give yourself to Charles Li.

I run away from the bomb.

You run from the non-exsistant bomb as fast as you can! Get the hell outta there! You run into a wall. And continue running. On your back. (-8 hp)

 

[bestrfcplayer]

For my next action I will kill the midget who punted me across the room with my Big Magicky Stick!

 

[Sprig]

I convice a midget to open the door with a big red sign saying "DO NOT OPEN. 7H15 M34n5 J00 F00!"

 

[Milarqui]

I possess the midget I just created and try to lead the other midgets into battle

 

[kill fire]

I can't wait to see where giving players armies is gunna go.

 

[Seon]

I try to find a weapon.

 

[choxorn]

I summon an army of kittens.

 

[Bratmon]

I tell my chicken to attack choxorn.

 

[Vertinari118]

I try to find a cure for AIDS.

 

[mythmonster2]

I order my midget army to attack Milarqui for attempting to steal my troops.

 

[civplayah]

I magically recover from the injury.

 

[rhawn]

I pop out the box and give Charles Li a Stone Cold Stunner.

 

[Diamondeye]

Me and my clay midgets vote to lynch Charles Li