Vertinari118
Deity
Same again for my action.
Roll to dodge 2
- Thread starter kill fire
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kill fire
Enormous Midget
Sorry, I picked up MW2 yesterday and I haven't been able to put it down since. Anyway,
3: You twitch around on the floor like an insane fool. This pleases the giant midget, and so he allows you to be his minion.
1: You find that now that they are covered in snot, they are quite useless. You throw up at the sight of them. Puke attracts brownie fairies.
ROLL TO DODGE!:
4: you make it out with just a few bumps and scratches. (-2 hp)
The brownie fairies turn around and are inches from destroying you, before their leader yells "STOOOOOOOOOOP!" He examines you for a moment. He then recognizes you as the god depicted in the prophecy. Once, long ago, a god was said to have created the brownie fairies in a library full of bizarre creatures and stange events. He disappeared, but it was said that one day he would return to lead the bronie fairies again. You have gained a small army of brownie fairies. Use them well.
EFFECT ADDED: LEADER OF THE BROWNIE FAIRIES. You get a few more brownie fairies each turn. SPEC. ABILITY: BROWNIE MEDICAL AID. Call for brownie medical aid, restoring some health (based on roll). Cool down is 2 turns.
I say "D45 3n0u9h F00! Y0! 90D 0' D1C3! C0M3 D0Wn H3R3 4nD W4573 D15 F00!
ROLL TO DODGE!:
5(-4=1): He wastes you F00! DEAD.
5: You rush at the giant midget at full speed. As you make contact with his body, you feel an extreme cold. You have possesed the giant midget. Plus, bestrfcplayer is now your minion. Cool. ALIVE. Also, some of the midgets decide to join you. You have gained 4 midgets.
EFFECT ADDED: MIDGET GENERAL. You and your minions get +1 on all rolls to dodge.
SPEC. ABILITY: WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM?!?!? Summon more midgets (based on roll). Cool down 2 turns.
5: Just before you bleed out, your teammate rushes out to help you. You have avoided death. This time. (+5 hp) ALIVE. Three fire giants and a black cat appear around you.
EFFECT ADDED: DEMON. You have some magical powers, and instead of becoming DEAD, you become INJURED. If you roll a 5 or a 6 while INJURED and trying to get up, you will become ALIVE again with 5 hp. SPEC. ABILITY: BLACK CAT. Order your black cat to walk by the selected target, causing them to get -2 on all rolls for a turn. Cool down 2 turns.
2: You step on a rake. (-8 hp) ITEM ADDED: rake (trap)x2.
You may laugh now, boy, but someday that rake may save your life.
EFFECT ADDED: TRAP MASTER. Each turn you can create up to 3 traps. SPEC. ABILITY: JUST AN ILLUSION. Go back in time and replace yourself with an illusion, allowing you to evade the effects of the previous roll. Cool down 2 turns.
5: You drink the blood of one midget (hp restore). But at the sight of this the midgets lose all trust they had for you and attack.
ROLL TO DODGE!:
4: you come out with a few cuts a slightly sore testicals. (-3 hp)
One of the midgets decides to forgive you. Your army now includes both a mouse, and a single midget.
EFFECT ADDED: ROMAN EMPEROR. Every turn, you can create a single weapon that isn't insanely powerful (as defined by me). SPEC. ABILITY: MOUSE CONVERSION. Convert a neutral or hostile creature to your cause. Cool down 2 turns, 3 when your army reaches a certain size.
5: You build a Nullstone Midget. Unforunately, the world is not ready for such a thing. So, it takes form of something else already in exsistence. To be exact, 2 ice dragons.
EFFECT ADDED: THE ARTIST. You can create one piece of clothing/armor that isn't insanely powerful (as defined by me) each turn. SPEC. ABILITY: CREATION. Create a new minion. Cool down 1 turn.
3: the thing you become is too great for this world. You are not allowed re-entry.
3: Unfortunatly, you could not save poor Charles Li. (Charles Li is DEAD)
ITEM GAINED: LIFEBRINGER healing device.
EFFECT ADDED: HEALER. You can heal 1 player/minoin each turn (Based on dice). You don't win by the same perameters as the other players, you win by keeping the players alive as long as you can. You have infinite health, but you can't attack anyone. SPEC. ABILITY: UBERCHARGE. Give another player infinite health for a turn. After that turn, their health returns to whatever it was before the UBERCHARGE. Cool down 2 turns.
6: The 90D 0' D1C3 turns to you, extends his index finger, and suddenly a ray of light shines down from the sky. Your wounds are healed, your vest turns into a white and black suit of armor, your knife becomes a sword of mighty strength and magical power, the dead cat and kitten brains come together and form into a powerful attack/riding tiger. The 90D 0' D1C3 has chosen you to be his hero against the armies of the players, to smite the living. Good luck. You'll need it.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: THE CHOSEN ONE. You are the 90D 0' D1C3's hero, sent to kill the players and fight their armies.
EFFECT ADDED: HERO OF THE D1C3 G0D. You gain +1 on all rolls. SPEC. ABILITY: DIVINE INTERVENTION. Call the D1C3 G0D for help, and he will go back in time and turn your previous roll into a 5. Cool down 2 turns.
3: you still cannot cure your AIDS. However, 4 of the local deathclaw turn to your cause, and give you the cure. You are teleported back inside with them.
EFFECT ADDED: WASTELAND SURVIVOR. You and your minions take less damage when you are hit. SPEC. ABILITY: GET AWAY FROM THERE! Summon a super mutant behemoth for one turn. Cool down 2 turns.
This is gunna get interesting.
3: You twitch around on the floor like an insane fool. This pleases the giant midget, and so he allows you to be his minion.
1: You find that now that they are covered in snot, they are quite useless. You throw up at the sight of them. Puke attracts brownie fairies.
ROLL TO DODGE!:
4: you make it out with just a few bumps and scratches. (-2 hp)
The brownie fairies turn around and are inches from destroying you, before their leader yells "STOOOOOOOOOOP!" He examines you for a moment. He then recognizes you as the god depicted in the prophecy. Once, long ago, a god was said to have created the brownie fairies in a library full of bizarre creatures and stange events. He disappeared, but it was said that one day he would return to lead the bronie fairies again. You have gained a small army of brownie fairies. Use them well.
EFFECT ADDED: LEADER OF THE BROWNIE FAIRIES. You get a few more brownie fairies each turn. SPEC. ABILITY: BROWNIE MEDICAL AID. Call for brownie medical aid, restoring some health (based on roll). Cool down is 2 turns.
I say "D45 3n0u9h F00! Y0! 90D 0' D1C3! C0M3 D0Wn H3R3 4nD W4573 D15 F00!
ROLL TO DODGE!:
5(-4=1): He wastes you F00! DEAD.
5: You rush at the giant midget at full speed. As you make contact with his body, you feel an extreme cold. You have possesed the giant midget. Plus, bestrfcplayer is now your minion. Cool. ALIVE. Also, some of the midgets decide to join you. You have gained 4 midgets.
EFFECT ADDED: MIDGET GENERAL. You and your minions get +1 on all rolls to dodge.
SPEC. ABILITY: WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM?!?!? Summon more midgets (based on roll). Cool down 2 turns.
5: Just before you bleed out, your teammate rushes out to help you. You have avoided death. This time. (+5 hp) ALIVE. Three fire giants and a black cat appear around you.
EFFECT ADDED: DEMON. You have some magical powers, and instead of becoming DEAD, you become INJURED. If you roll a 5 or a 6 while INJURED and trying to get up, you will become ALIVE again with 5 hp. SPEC. ABILITY: BLACK CAT. Order your black cat to walk by the selected target, causing them to get -2 on all rolls for a turn. Cool down 2 turns.
2: You step on a rake. (-8 hp) ITEM ADDED: rake (trap)x2.
You may laugh now, boy, but someday that rake may save your life.
EFFECT ADDED: TRAP MASTER. Each turn you can create up to 3 traps. SPEC. ABILITY: JUST AN ILLUSION. Go back in time and replace yourself with an illusion, allowing you to evade the effects of the previous roll. Cool down 2 turns.
5: You drink the blood of one midget (hp restore). But at the sight of this the midgets lose all trust they had for you and attack.
ROLL TO DODGE!:
4: you come out with a few cuts a slightly sore testicals. (-3 hp)
One of the midgets decides to forgive you. Your army now includes both a mouse, and a single midget.
EFFECT ADDED: ROMAN EMPEROR. Every turn, you can create a single weapon that isn't insanely powerful (as defined by me). SPEC. ABILITY: MOUSE CONVERSION. Convert a neutral or hostile creature to your cause. Cool down 2 turns, 3 when your army reaches a certain size.
5: You build a Nullstone Midget. Unforunately, the world is not ready for such a thing. So, it takes form of something else already in exsistence. To be exact, 2 ice dragons.
EFFECT ADDED: THE ARTIST. You can create one piece of clothing/armor that isn't insanely powerful (as defined by me) each turn. SPEC. ABILITY: CREATION. Create a new minion. Cool down 1 turn.
3: the thing you become is too great for this world. You are not allowed re-entry.
3: Unfortunatly, you could not save poor Charles Li. (Charles Li is DEAD)
ITEM GAINED: LIFEBRINGER healing device.
EFFECT ADDED: HEALER. You can heal 1 player/minoin each turn (Based on dice). You don't win by the same perameters as the other players, you win by keeping the players alive as long as you can. You have infinite health, but you can't attack anyone. SPEC. ABILITY: UBERCHARGE. Give another player infinite health for a turn. After that turn, their health returns to whatever it was before the UBERCHARGE. Cool down 2 turns.
6: The 90D 0' D1C3 turns to you, extends his index finger, and suddenly a ray of light shines down from the sky. Your wounds are healed, your vest turns into a white and black suit of armor, your knife becomes a sword of mighty strength and magical power, the dead cat and kitten brains come together and form into a powerful attack/riding tiger. The 90D 0' D1C3 has chosen you to be his hero against the armies of the players, to smite the living. Good luck. You'll need it.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: THE CHOSEN ONE. You are the 90D 0' D1C3's hero, sent to kill the players and fight their armies.
EFFECT ADDED: HERO OF THE D1C3 G0D. You gain +1 on all rolls. SPEC. ABILITY: DIVINE INTERVENTION. Call the D1C3 G0D for help, and he will go back in time and turn your previous roll into a 5. Cool down 2 turns.
3: you still cannot cure your AIDS. However, 4 of the local deathclaw turn to your cause, and give you the cure. You are teleported back inside with them.
EFFECT ADDED: WASTELAND SURVIVOR. You and your minions take less damage when you are hit. SPEC. ABILITY: GET AWAY FROM THERE! Summon a super mutant behemoth for one turn. Cool down 2 turns.
This is gunna get interesting.
Milarqui
Deity
Am I the only one that feels that kill fire wants to spice things up?
Order: I order the midgets to start attacking the nearest player, not counting me. If this is the god of fairies, they should do so with infinite cruelty. That goes also for you, rfc.
Order: I order the midgets to start attacking the nearest player, not counting me. If this is the god of fairies, they should do so with infinite cruelty. That goes also for you, rfc.
Bratmon
Super Bratmon 3
I have a fire giant roast the chicken alive.
Seon
Not An Evil Liar
Brownie kree! Heal me, please.
So, let me get this straight. I win by keeping everyone alive. What happens if it's me and only one other person? That person wants to kill me, but I have infinite health?
bestrfcplayer
Steppin' up!
I will try to teleport out of the disco, back to my house.
kill fire
Enormous Midget
Well, he would win if it was just you and him, but you might not be the healer by then (I'm just giving you it as a temporary job while I get you an army).
bestrfcplayer
Steppin' up!
I think things are going to get very ugly around here, and fast to.
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
Since we're in a disco, I do a rain dance, hoping that the rain will fill up my canal.
mythmonster2
BEC NOIR! RUN!
I convert one of the ice dragons to my cause by using Mouse Conversion.
Sprig
めんどくさい
I decide to be come a suicide bomber and take everyone out with me.
Diamondeye
So Happy I Could Die
I decide to use my newfound artisan skills to fashion out an extremely pretty hat. I want it to be so pretty that nobody will hit me when I wear it because it could ruin the hat.
kill fire
Enormous Midget
One word describes this update: DAMN! It seems this game will be ending soon.
6: You call in a TACTICAL NUKE!
ALL PLAYER ROLL TO DODGE!:
Seon: 5: your brownie fairies take the form of a shield to save your life. At the cost of their own.
Milarqui: 1: You have died. DEAD
choxorn: 6: your dice armor takes all the damage, although it is destroyed.
Civplayah: 1: Your powers fail to protect you against the massive explosion. DEAD.
Bestrfcplayer: 5: a magic barrier forms around you. You have evaded death. This time.
Diamondeye: 3: you couldn't get to cover in time. (-10 hp) DEAD.
Catharsis: 2: The blast catches up to you. (-13 hp) DEAD.
mythmonster2: 1: you couldn't get away. DEAD.
Vertinari118: 1: It was too late for you. DEAD.
Bratmon: 4: You got some cover. (-7 hp) DEAD.
Icekommander: 3: you weren't fast enough. (-10 hp) DEAD.
Sprig, since you suicide bombed, you are DEAD.
You eat the corpses of the Brownie Fairies. (+8 hp)
2: Your tiger charges, but it trips, causing you to fall off and hit a midget corpse, which kicks you in the balls. (-10 hp). Your tiger runs the hell outta there!
2: You teleport into a spike-filled pit. (-10 hp) DEAD.
Only two players remain. You must fight in MORTAL KOMBAT! DUNA DA NA DA NA NA NA NA NA! DUNA DA NA DA NA NA NA NA NA! You are teleported to an empty arena. Both of you have 25 health. All of your effects and items are gone. FIGHT!
You guys have the WORST LUCK EVER!!!!!!
6: You call in a TACTICAL NUKE!
Spoiler :
ALL PLAYER ROLL TO DODGE!:
Seon: 5: your brownie fairies take the form of a shield to save your life. At the cost of their own.
Milarqui: 1: You have died. DEAD
choxorn: 6: your dice armor takes all the damage, although it is destroyed.
Civplayah: 1: Your powers fail to protect you against the massive explosion. DEAD.
Bestrfcplayer: 5: a magic barrier forms around you. You have evaded death. This time.
Diamondeye: 3: you couldn't get to cover in time. (-10 hp) DEAD.
Catharsis: 2: The blast catches up to you. (-13 hp) DEAD.
mythmonster2: 1: you couldn't get away. DEAD.
Vertinari118: 1: It was too late for you. DEAD.
Bratmon: 4: You got some cover. (-7 hp) DEAD.
Icekommander: 3: you weren't fast enough. (-10 hp) DEAD.
Sprig, since you suicide bombed, you are DEAD.
You eat the corpses of the Brownie Fairies. (+8 hp)
2: Your tiger charges, but it trips, causing you to fall off and hit a midget corpse, which kicks you in the balls. (-10 hp). Your tiger runs the hell outta there!
2: You teleport into a spike-filled pit. (-10 hp) DEAD.
Only two players remain. You must fight in MORTAL KOMBAT! DUNA DA NA DA NA NA NA NA NA! DUNA DA NA DA NA NA NA NA NA! You are teleported to an empty arena. Both of you have 25 health. All of your effects and items are gone. FIGHT!
You guys have the WORST LUCK EVER!!!!!!
bestrfcplayer
Steppin' up!
Damn! I was soooo close at ultement victory! But stupid sprig had to launch a nuclar bomb! ![[pissed]](/images/smilies/pissed.gif "Pissed [pissed]")
Seon
Not An Evil Liar
umm.... I FIND THE SACRED SPEAR THAT SHOOTS SPEARS OF THE ****ING GODS, QUICK!
mythmonster2
BEC NOIR! RUN!
Bloody ****ing hell!
